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[WeeGee]

Idiocy caused by every asshole in this shithole website. No wonder Trump won the election.

 

[Hellfire]

"She was one of the most beautiful women I ever saw and we had sex the first day we met and I was 27 and she was 25 and she was white and had long brown hair and huge boobs or breasts and was slim and looked like Kate Upton or Kaley Cuoco or Hailey Clauson or Ashley Graham (more like her) whose pictures I have and show so women see the type of woman I want and Satan and gay men and boys leave me alone."

http://archive.is/f3jun

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This lures me in hypnotically.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I said "tard cum" not "tard cum".

 

[Coster]

You want me to trust you and this is what you do to my posts.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I knew she was the one from the first moment she chainsawed my arm off.

 

[Army Burger]

Honestly i think sending someone an image of a Cars 2 birthday cake is a form of harassment.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Can somebody please remove my real name from the title of this thread? I just ask because I don't want to lose my job over my weird side fetish life.

someone tell anime profile pic this isn't a fantasy and y'all aren't Umbrella Corp or some shit

"I decided to film myself eating to death and fucking my gut flabs for an audience of fetishists but I draw the line at talking to people with anime avatars, a guy's gotta have standards"

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

The manager at the Pizza Hut knows both of my phone numbers and said he will never send another driver here again. The Devil is stopped.

 

[CatParty]

Hi. I woke up at about 12:30 p.m. and it was because a Muslim Terrorist called me using snapchat from Norway & threatened me late last night

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He was not a sock puppet of me. He was a human being!

He's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[An Ghost]

Bless you all for being "true & honest fans". Thank you for the puzzle pieces and rainbows and crescent moons. It's been a treat to take a step into your world.

 

[Jaimas]

Gamergate is a conservative political movement aimed at removing the influence of feminism on politics. It involved Russian founding and Israeli commando harassment campaigns.

Best description of it. Ever. Of all time.

 

[JSGOTI]

Y'all frighten me to be honest, but I'm here cuz I don't give a fuck anymore I guess

 

[Doseferatu]

God damn Disney avatar can't get anything passed you. "You see" *tips off fedora* "I am not a usual cyber bully in these here parts" *twirls fedora* "I just came by to shame you for sticking up for yourself" *blows on fedora like it's a hot pistol* "you were warned this would happen" *pops fedora back on head* "now your life is over"

You can't just rip off my "petulant child" thing and act like it was an original thought. You're the petulant child, Ride. You are!

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

hey @Null or whoever runs this garbage pile this nerd called me and told me to kill myself. Send the hounds or whatever.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Believe me, our humor is of the most refined variety available. Probe the darkest realms of insidious corruption which are demonstrably manifesting in the rape, pillage, poisoning and incontrovertible, irrevocable transmogrification and unalterable mutation of the fragile life-envelope of this planet...if the systematic dismantling of sacred perfections of unrecoverable, irreparable sacred genome kingdoms amuses you, you might be a a neonic neonicotinoid irradiated paramecium.

 

[Doseferatu]

I don't negotiate with terrorists

Lmao what is this site???? Why are y'all here? Go get into frisbee golf or one of the stupid marvel tv shows on Netflix or scrap booking or tennis. This is such an unrewarding hobby I assume.

Hell get into weight gain. Eating ten hot dogs in one sitting is more productive than making weird little anon accounts to talk shit on mentally ill people on the internet.

Here comes the rage thinly veiled as im-cool-and-well-adjusted-i-just-talk-shit-and-dox-people-on-the-Internet-in-my-free-time-and-that's-the-hobby-of-a-person-who-should-be-judging-others

 

[DuskEngine]

Yeah that's a pretty funny image to imagine you all letting out a little chibi giggle every time someone says "autist" or "autistic" or "autism".

 

[Gordon Cole]

I try to be courteous when I send him warning messages that he could become the new Chris-Chan by late 2019 at least if he keeps this attitude up.