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[BV 937]

DON'T MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM GENDER

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Mind Me If I'm Wrong Man, But I Think Your Paranoid

 

[A Skeleton]

Y'all act like there aren't 600 pound people all over the place. No my house hasn't collapsed because it wasn't built by dog without an engineering degree. Jesus what is this a cartoon?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

First off, stop calling me a damn sperg and learn respect! I may be different from other people because of my autism. But that doesn't give you the right to be so mean.

Source

 

[BILLY MAYS]

"thomas is wore out. tommy needs to be on the surface in these troubled times. i feel safer and like less of a target for my words as a transgendered woman than a surviving 60's radical rabble rouser. my old friends are understanding me much better as an excitable chick than an angry dude. especially folks who only know me online. i'm feeling like a really sly bitch knowing i'm going to get my way a lot easier with boobs than anything else i've ever tried. money doesn't rule the world. tits, ass, pussy, fuck me hairstyles and paint jobs rule the world." - Thomas Jay Wasserberg

 

[Army Burger]

He's already been foreshadowing another saga for the suicide prevention cat this week with his tweets

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

"Oh by the way, you sick fucks, I’m a totally NORMAL fucking person."
From this DeviantArt journal:
http://americanwonton.deviantart.com/art/Biography-of-a-Fart-Fetishist-657352116?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I'm a globally recognized indie artist/activist

 

[Ravelord]

I have no idea what a glory hole is nor do I care [...]

 

[Trollkastel]

He told police he went “wham wham wham” on his relative’s face.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/flori...nd-relative-that-called-him-wrong-name.29455/

 

[Army Burger]

I'd be down to get raped by a panda.

 

[AnOminous]

"Now spread his rape plane like wildfire in social media."

From a Google translation of this story about this cow.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I do own 40 acres of land with the intention to start a religious community on it someday.

 

[A Skeleton]

Wrong. My ex who thought I was god is NOT the same person I've been stalking. If you are going to attack someone at least get the facts right, idiot.

 

[zedkissed60]

Going after her while she's married is not the best idea. Which is why I'm not pursuing her much right now. That and i have a protective order against me preventing me from pursuing her.

 

[lolwut]

IDK. I CANT DO ANYTHING. I HAVE TO TRUST DYNASTIA.

 

[A Skeleton]

I would never physically hurt her. Nor would I ever want to. I am not going to literally force her to love me. But it isn't beyond me to pester her and annoy her until she at least talks to me. If she doesn't want to be married to me, I'm ok with that. But if she doesn't want to be my friend I'm not ok with that.

I've known for a long time that she wants me to stay away from her. That's why i've been stalking her so I can try to change her mind by knowing more about her. She gave me a protective order, but thats only for two years. I know right now that's how she feels but a lot can change in two years. And one of the private videos i have on my channel goes through two stories about two women who fell in love with their stalkers. So there's hope for me based on these and other stories.

this guy's a goldmine

edit:

I don't do any drugs other than masturbation.

This writer obviously didn’t bother to read my book. I doubt ‘The Furred Reich’ really provides any insight into the “alt furry movement.” And frankly, I take issue to how he characterizes my book. This is a 250-page story with 70 chapters. Only two of those chapters have sex scenes! I wish the author of this article would have reached out to me, I could have explained things a little better.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Some more fun with SolidMario and pals.

Laugh while you can, you damn ass whore!

Does not. I'm only a dumbass, because that is how you see me.

Bitch, I ain't no fucking piece of shit! You hear me? I don't know how you can enjoy making such disgusting insults. Go get laid, slut.

Shut up, Flanders.

And because he's asking for it...

The internet is not a human right

Guess it takes a dumb Arab to explain free market capitalism 101

 

[zedkissed60]

I had sex with my ex. She was the only one I have been with sexually. I had her pussy about 5 times.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Corey lies to me by saying he is not gay. Then he says a man in his room is masturbating while looking at him. I said "You are gay" Hung up.