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[Tablet County]

And no, I am not being homphobic, or whatever buzzword twitter uses. I am something they hate even more, a capitalist.

imagine a little Jew that isn't Abigail Shapiro stealing your vital life force every time you mindlessly goon like a monkey

imagine you’re a father and your little boy likes sharks and you wanna get him a stuffed shark and all of a sudden people start calling your son a troon.
Or even if you get one for your fuckin dog to chew on, they start saying you have a troon dog.

It's time to grow as a person and realize "Lightbulb Headed Dyke Mumble Hour Episode 76" and "Building the World's Biggest Fidget Cube" is the good content actually.

The amount of time and energy people have spent trying to get guys to not put their dick into someone is astounding.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"The women in Afghanistan should be grateful that they don't experience real suffering like being exposed to an offensive t shirt slogan on a first class flight."

Another crack in the Be Kind bullshit dam detected. Leaking furiously, from all the built up pressure behind it. A beautiful thing to see.

See its shit like this that makes me think we're living in a simulation.

"Hello neighbor child, I am required by law to inform you that I am a registered member of the SFWA."

I have one friend who doesn't like getting gifts but he's also a crazed libertarian so I just buy him silver ingots

Everytime a troon gets misgendered an angel grows wings

 

[DumbDude43]

Mikołaj Rekieta to ceniony polski patriota.

 

[fitty tucker]

“I absolutely pass 105% of the time, but also a blind man called me ‘sir.’”

 

[DickMain]

Clearly she's under the impression that she is a trans person of consequence, and that when she speaks, Virgin Atlantic will listen.

It's a t-shirt, you shitflinging hysteric. If you were actually male and even dreamt of expressing discomfort at something so trivial, you would have been bullied so fucking hard your grandkids would be born with wedgies.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Great points by Emma Cumslutress.

Why are there ass trumpets?

Do you want demons?
This is how we get demons.

She has gotten over her crippling fear of Sonic The Hedgehog. I'm sure you're all relieved for her

I refuse to type the other disgusting titles lest I summon a disabled demon who will screech and drool everywhere

 

[CaddestSlown]

The final straw was when they discovered he snorted his grandmother's ashes to "feel closer to her".

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Ahhh yes, the stone age cavemen and their famous gasoline generators.

 

[Mind Goblins]

Greetings everyone. I'm magistrate Judge Jared Bennet and let's talk about rule 34 done right.

 

[BirdUp]

I am a porn addict, but I have standards.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Trump won the erection

That typo is going nowhere sunshine.

WELL WELL WELL.... LOOKS LIKE THE NIGGER ALARM STRIKES MIDNIGHT

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Keep being your nasty bitter selves and we will continue to wololo normies to our side.

Who is Harold?

And for your pleasure, here's a drawing of Razörfist punching a Nazi

I don't know why i find this funny. Its so fucking stupid.

 

[DickMain]

This is the dumbest shit i've read today

How come does Jimmy kept being such a massive faggot is a consistent milestone to me.

(I'm sorry but I had a stroke reading this and laughed)

 

[Mound Dweller]

You're the ones putting feelings over facts. I'm vastly intellectually and morally superior to anyone I've encountered on here and you're threatened by that.

 

[BirdUp]

Be virtuous, get married and procreate.

Edit: I forgot about the genitalia.

 

[Oliver Onions]

My parent's actual concern was that I was trans...suspiciously.

 

[Syzyg]

I also do not have some "rot pocket" I have a vagina like any other woman out there with the exception of it being a trans one.

 

[Cats]

During my ongoing trip, I acquainted a Vietnamese gentleman that looks just like Josh

 

[Gentlebastard]

When he says 'You Will Never Be A White' he's a hero to lumpenintelligensia and the powers that be.

When I say 'You Will Never Be A Woman', I'm a bigot and have hate-crimed men in dresses.

Make it make sense.

What else would you expect from the mind of a New Zealander?

No mechanical elf, this is my own ego. You have been advised many times not to try and kill it. Enjoy samsara.

I can't even come up with a shitpost lampooning this statement. This might actually be the dumbest thing I've ever read.

If autism is cured, will we cease to exist?

They are showing the court their ass and from what I have seen courts really do not enjoy seeing your ass.

I really hope he does go up on the stand and gets put under severe cross-examination. It's just a spergout and possible contempt of court charge waiting to happen.