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[Gentlebastard]

"The Mexican ambassador denied his country has a violence problem. Then he excused himself because he had to pay some guys or they would disarticulate each of his limbs, feed his genitalia to a dog, peel the skin from his face, set his skull on fire, and make him listen to Funkytown on loop until he died."

"Reality disagreed with my intuition ergo reality is wrong"

It's a testament to modern medicine that someone with as many strokes as him can still be alive.
How many blood thinners and BP meds do you think he's on at this point?

Wow that is definitely the last face someone saw before they died

in a general sense i agree

but calm down

Even after trooning out, men will have dick measuring contests

When they get the amhole it becomes a depth measuring contest. Imagine if women shoved rulers in their hoo-has to know who has the DEEPEST LOOSEST CUNT of them all like troons do.

WE WUZ LEPREKANGZ!

I never knew just how homophobic he is. Maybe he's not so bad after all.

he is DESIGNED and CREATED to say "niggerfaggot" online - but he can't. He's eternally denied the pleasure of calling things "gay" and that conflict is the source of all his problems.

I just wonder how exactly Fatrick manages to pull off doublethink when singlethink is way beyond him.

Great points by Emma Cumslutress.

I have no idea why this amused me so but it dun did

I will have to break my oath of never setting foot in Milwaukee if this goes to trial.

It isn't his job to step around the rake. It is everyone else's job to remove it from his path.

It's not about the money... it's about posting on Twitter and getting upvotes.

Future developments promise to be completely funny, so fuck justice, let's just amuse ourselves with this bullshit.

You couldn't write comedy like this if you tried. He went from "how do I get the women swearing off sex to fuck me" to "how do I get women who don't like men to fuck me".

He's the cholesterol clogging a vital artery of the establishment

Please, I pray to you Saint Terry Davis, if this shit goes to a jury trial, may it be recorded for all our enjoyment!

He’s started killing a better class of hooker, judging by the classier outfit.

Of course the miserable, self-swatting fraud hates police cat, who represents justice and brings joy to people.

Look how he reacts to random morons from the internet calling him fat in the dead of night.

He really is his own worst enemy.

I love this picture. You know he spins around in that leather trenchcoat and pretends he's Neo.

 

[Tablet County]

The fucking printing press is the ur-pepe and the french revolution was the first iteration of kekistan

Patbros, I don't feel so good. How will I enjoy prison now?

I used to think a good ass-beating would straighten anybody out and give them a wake up call. Then Ralph went to Portugal.

Twice.

I feel truly grateful to live such a safe, comfortable, and leisure-filled life that I can understand every word of this sentence.

How did he get the moniker balldo?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have never been schizo in my life or mentally ill

 

[The Punished Mitch]

I heard that in Japanese culture it is considered rude to turn down an offer to video tape the desecration of a severed head your daughter brought home.

 

[Cemetery Support]

This is for you, human. You and only you. You are not special, you are not important, and you are not needed. You are a waste of time and resources. You are a burden on society. You are a drain on the earth. You are a blight on the landscape. You are a stain on the universe. Please die. Please.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

Oh and also? You’re blocked now too.

 

[BirdUp]

Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS.

 

[DickMain]

(Gene) Pool's closed

 

[Tablet County]

ChrisChan Is Da Beest is the type of neighbor to slam his car door not realizing this is Respectable Street.

well, her chloroform autism gets deeper

 

[DickMain]

Bonus points for checking my post history like you expect to find out I'm also Jared Fogle on the side.

Oh and also? You’re blocked now too.

 

[Procrastinhater]

"If you want an image of the future, child, imagine a fat man arguing with his own toilet on Twitter. Forever."

 

[Temmie]

I settle with the feral tag on porn sites

 

[Dr. Butt]

The "Fuhrer" remark was a joke. No offense but are you autistic?

"Kiwi Farms."

That is the faggotiest shit I've ever watched.

 

[Big Nasty]

I worry about what type of person you're hanging around with. They all look like the type that would be bathing in piss to me.

he presented a cartoon about homosexuality in which a straight ice-cream is raped gay by other ice-creams.

real horrors like the stink ditch fart throne or fat niggas jerking it to ape rape.

 

[Pedophobe]

I just can’t believe the level of felt. It’s surpassed sneed.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sorry, are you talking to me, scat fetishist?

 

[Oliver Onions]

0 tits, waist or ass. Just what the fuck is going on there

 

[Gentlebastard]

Do you want demons?
This is how we get demons.

I didn't think it was possible to laugh that hard at fucking coroner's reports, but you proved me wrong.

It's a bit of a radical idea, but *maybe* these retards would have much happier lives if they concentrated on living rather than hunting for hurts...

I bet if he started doing drugs he’d be more consistent and coherent, he is so retarded.

“We are sick of all the hate and negative stereotypes!”

*proceeds to reinforce stereotypes*

Genocide might be fun, but tainting an entire legacy is even juicier.

Do they think they're in a Disney film? The second the gay hollering started all I could hear in my head was 'Savages' from Pocahontas.

A retard redditor and his money are easily parted.

I was very disappointed that his dick didn’t fall off.

Twitter is gonna twitter, but holy shit.

Now I understand why Hitler turned out the way he did, you art niggas are something else.

I've reached the point where every vegan post I see on the internet conjures the mental image of Onision. It's scarily accurate.

"I am not gouda, stalker child. These are your fondue-lusions again. Enjoy prison."

 

[CaddestSlown]

I am unbanned fro being a faggot.-I am always a faggot.

 

[Tablet County]

Like do you guys remember that time he was accused of hitting Lisa (but he did not hit her, he did NOT)?

He was pretty angry, but he managing to snap out of it after seeing Mark.

"Hey guys, let's get away from all the drama and abuse for a second and talk about something else."

"Shut the fuck up."

Today I will be explaining why my father's polyamory is not permissible... but required

Wanting to inseminate underage children is part of your culture because you're old?

As a mourning ghost from a monarch who was killed in cold blood by a bunch of smelly vagabounds calling themselves revolutionaries. I'm revealing myself as one of those ghost who torments Rekieta for being a drug addicted twat.

I imagine Null's valuable server space is taken up by age of consent arguments.

Personally, I think it's morally suspect to want to fuck children.