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[Tablet County]

forum favorite fetid fat faggot Jim "Stephanie" Sterling

NO CHILD I WILL NOT ACCEPT A CLEARLY FAKE PRANK ORDER FROM SOMEONE SUPPOSEDLY NAMED "fart jew".

If you can't inject viscous liquid into your arm from some guy on the internet what CAN you inject?

He also has negative physicality and no firearms.

SUCK BRAT, CHICAGO.

Deciphering soyspeak?, yeah sure.

What are the chinese smoking making RWBY weapons real?

I like to walk around naked. Not because I'm an exhibitionist but because it makes it easier to put my balls on peoples stuff.

No religion mentioned. Must be Buddhists.

Is Christorian X still alive? I thought he would´ve died of mega niggerAIDS from his homosexual relationship with Squire of Gothos...

 

[Gog & Magog]

Honestly, I didn't expect the only case of accidental suicide via alcohol enema linked to on Wikipedia to involve a troon. But it doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

It's really not all that technical to draw hyper realistic art, it's just tedious as fuck. It's not like they draw the subject from memory, it would be impossible to that unless you are a savant.

If you want to dismiss the Miku drawing as autistic that's fine, but creating a memorable character design that people give a shit about is really hard and most artists never accomplish making a design like that their entire lives. My opinion of fanart is similar to my opinion of realism, most of the hard work was done for the fanart (the design). If you don't even have an interesting composition it's worthless.

Now I understand why Hitler turned out the way he did, you art niggas are something else.

God Bear has chosen Trump after CWC failed him

 

[Tablet County]

This is my blog and you are an asylum.

It's always a pity party with me.

I want to have children, but given that autism is hereditary I'm not so sure.

He's never bought or worn underwear and has herpes. He brags about this.
What a badge of honor.

Recently came across one of those old propaganda cartoons where Daffy Duck is fucking with some Nazi birds before whacking Hitler in the head with a hammer, and brother, it just hits different.

Apologies for monopolizing the thread. There are too many good ones this fine sabbath day.

 

[Adash]

we could handle the poo plate but none of us were ready for the shitwich

 

[Cnidarian]

With Trump being elected, I was afraid I wouldn't have the synthetic hormone supplies necessary to stop me from reassessing being a forum moderator.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That being said, he is disgrace to any nationality he might claim. Shame on his coke addicted nose.

 

[Tablet County]

I don't think that the words "pre-cum leaking from my chastity cage" fall under the description of "light crude humor". Or maybe I'm just a killjoy, who knows

Your honor, he is innocent but he defended himself in a faggy way,

You're clearly a dogfucking pervert in your spare time, but I agree with you on this.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Im not fat, virgin, balding, mexican

The only bad people here is that fatass Blob and you evil kiwis as well as anybody else who has ever made my life difficult for me

 

[Gog & Magog]

Suffering is not ennobling. If it were, prisons would be epicenters of grace.

-Hussein Ibish

 

[Thé au lait]

They'll instead call you "weird" for saying nigger, which is probably the gayest way to handle being called a nigger.

How the fuck was this not in here already?

 

[cybertoaster]

is known to have an autistic meltdown if he sees porn of Bunnie Rabbot with a vagina

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Trump won the erection

 

[stupid frog]

Why did I click the links? I think in a previous life I was a cat and my curiosity killed me.

 

[DickMain]

He's xeeting again.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Here's another post that made me laugh.

I’m barely willing to reveal my location within 200 miles while people are like yeah I lost my virginity to my cousin who was ten years older, yeah I have super AIDS and shit in a bag now, please call 911 because I’m 600 pounds and can’t move. At least it’s funny.

 

[BirdUp]

This is the only thread I've ever read where I end up repeatedly yelling "WHO IS THIS FAGGOT" at my monitor.

It's the kind of thing I would do if I was a bit more autistic.

The replies to Crowley's Twitter posts about this are like "This makes my skin crawl. It is so unsettling to know that such a creepy man would live out his sick, deranged fantasies in public like this. You will never be a real schoolboy."

Then you look at who's saying it and they're like "My pronouns are she/her and trans women are real women!"

 

[BirdUp]

So what did we learn, everyone?

Zoomers and Gen Alpha are fucking retarded.

Smartschoolboy9 is my favorite pedophile, I think.

Adolf Hitler please kill this nigger now

 

[Meat Target]

I'd like to announce that I am completely naked every time I post on kiwifarms. Have fun with that knowledge.

 

[DickMain]

Call me a dirty furfag but I've seen actually good furry drawings of anthros dressed as SS officers.

"You are banned for having '88' in your name, an obvious Nazi reference. Never unban this scumbag."
"But I was born in 1988, it has nothing to do with Nazis!"
"Nice try, fascist!"

"You can masturbate to Nazi dogs raping each other, but don't you DARE have the number '88' in your name, not even on accident!"

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I was just pretending to be a necrophile