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[Doom House V]

Well I had all three of the new whoppers yesterday here are my thoughts

 

[Gentlebastard]

I give deliberately shitty gifts to people, but I also hide gift cards inside. The face people make when you give them a chia pet will never not be funny to me.

I remember the toilet steak video from a long time ago but totally forgot about it until now.

He genuinely has a unique imagination, there's a spark of genius buried deep beneath his craziness.
Have you seen his video where he makes a pizza on his kitchen floor?

What part of “the Internet is forever” do these kids not understand?!?

So he wants to be a stand-up comedian? I'm impressed that he can stand up at all.

If I had a nickel for every neo Nazi group I was part of over three months that imploded I'd have at least 60 nickels

 

[Tablet County]

You just lost your Virginity and the first thing you hear is "WOOOOAH BUDDY!"

 

[Syzyg]

From Genchat @Astro Loafo said

I hate that every time I look into it I always get more confirmation I'm a fken troon

 

[Seafarer]

 

[Rick The Stick]

" I didnt care about the jews,blacks or gays but then they made my video games bad and millions had to die for it"
-Hitler 2

 

[Shlomo XL]

I am a porn addict, but I have standards.

 

[Pedophobe]

A majority of text you read on the internet is probably wrapped by the same Trans tags

He’s not smart enough to be conniving, but he is petty enough to be vindictive.

Strange times we live in.

 

[Asian tech support]

Not my name. My vagina is not a rot pocket

 

[CaddestSlown]

"I prefer the term synthetic female"
Holy shit bro.

 

[Axiom.]

A woman doesnt need ovaries to be a woman or an vagina

 

[CallmeCicada]

Null is a terrorist yet roams aroumd like la de da

I should only be a pet to a hot goth dommy mommy

Im not retaeded

Null is a terrorist to everybody on this site who is a victim

There once was a man named Coltan
Who was weird but kinda okay lookin'
He had very few friends
They just felt sorry for him
But their kindness he kept overlooking

Unfortunately he's a coomer
He goons to art by Dark Doomer
He has as no job 'cuz he's lazy
Cut off his dick 'cuz he's crazy
And now he's nothing but a pooner

He wants to find a goth girl
But his smell makes their stomachs hurl
Hated by racists and jannies
And even other trannies
Thrice a day he has to thirl

He is losing all of his hair
One time he fingered a mare
He goes online every night
Arguing with all his might
If only he believed in prayer

I AM NOT STINKY

I do have an real vagina.

Im not an retard

You will have a penis again in hell.

YOU EVIL KIWIS AND THE SKY DADDY CULTIST DID THIS TO ME

 

[Aunt Carol]

well I hate to brag about my genitals but I will take this under consideration

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

This is the race that frequently takes pictures of themselves with wads of cash then posts it on facebook, I'm not going to give them the benefit of the doubt here.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

In another episode of "tranny pretends not to understand simple things," tranny can't figure out why society accepts minimum wage workers cleaning a bathroom but won't accept hulking men whipping their dicks out in bathrooms

from the attached image:

"We are living in XXI century and people go to toilets mostly to pee or poop not to rape."

 

[Axiom.]

Not my name, don't shit my pants, no fake vagina, not a man, not a monster except maybe in the bedroom with a hit goth dommy mommy lol.

 

[Tablet County]

Godwinson's flamboyantly British rhetorical style is grating even for me, and I'm British.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

There is no god unless it's the aliens from egypt

 

[CallmeCicada]

I do hate reading unless it comic books