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[CEO of Gay]

I'd rather subject a billion bulls to electro-cock and ball torture than entertain the notion of veganism.

 

[The Anarki Main]

Like what, the crack pipe or 40 of Colt 45 on the table?

 

[Tablet County]

I'm just hoping on the next trip to Vegas they bring Null along. He's been gone for too long and needs to reconnect with his American roots by enjoying the classic American tradition of Black Hooker Pussy.

 

[PhoBingas]

I was scrolling through the thread pretty fast and I caught a flash of a picture that looked like something out of a horror movie, but when I scrolled back I realized it was just a picture of Ralph.

West Memphis Sober: when you take enough xannies that you don't remember drinking the next day

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's all fun and games until the semenado hits a woman's house and now she's pregnant

“It would be weird” is not a defense, psycho faggot.

Clowns are not a minority.

They make white supremacy seem actually cool. Ironic.

I was about to say I wanted to piss on Marx's grave for seeing the political and social schizophrenia he developed, but it's getting so absolutely ridiculous I need to find Rousseau's grave.

They used to call them nigger moments but it became non-PC to say that

Myspace Tom was the only good one.

I have a friend who had a pet rat when she was younger. She said it would hang out with her in her pockets or ride around on her shoulder. She'd send it off to go find doobies for her and it would come back with random joints. She never knew where the rat got them from but apparently he'd always come back with one.

Not from me and my gang The MAGA Diablos. We're a 100,000 strong, and we carry the heater. If you see a Camarro blasting songs by Pitbull, you best hide your faggot son. Ya heard?

I'm gonna create my army of neo Nazi young St. thugs this is young Detroit stormtrooper and leader of the Detroit s s he's on a faggy extermination duty

Chud pride worldwide

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

literally crying rn i like everybody who has posted so far in this thread even though i think one is black and one is canaidan pls stop fighting

except one (you know who you are. fucker)

 

[Tablet County]

ngl when I think "bullied sandnigger" I think "white whore posting her butthole on twitter" and not "big stinky bearded guy in a towel".

My 100% correct take is that the same thread getting made in mass debates over and over only proves that everyone likes to think about 17 year old girls having seccs, when they argue about it over and over again they get to think about 17 year old girls having seccs

Billions must die

I thought he was just being retarded about presenting proof, but maybe he was being really retarded about presenting proof.

 

[Dr. Butt]

So, let's all point and laugh.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Name me one female slug monster you jerk off to or shut up.

 

[Tablet County]

Sinuhe. It's about an ancient Egyptian man who has an autistic freakout and blows up his entire life. At the end of his life the Pharaoh asks him "Why did you do it?", and he basically says "I don't know, I was just being retarded."

 

[Oliver Onions]

Anyone can also get roped into dating an aspiring comedian at a vulnerable time in their life.

 

[Tablet County]

Cog realizes he is irrelevant and everyone hates him.

Nigger, you're jerking off. If that's not fun enough for you you need help.

You eat carrots with ketchup?

Apparently thr devs are busy banning on steam forums anyone who dares to ask for Russian voices in the game.

Maybe they would not get banned if they stopped going "Ukrainian is not a a real language, you are just fucking russians."

For the uninitiated, this is hilarious instead of disgusting because it's not happening around five children.

I don't know if it's possible to troll someone on duolingo but if it is Patposters will surely find a way.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

just have them do an STD test if you're not sure

 

[Useful_Mistake]

For reasons that are still not understood today, in the early hours of 30 April 2000 Steven Wallace became extremely angry.

http://www.nzlii.org/cgi-bin/sinodisp/nz/cases/NZHC/2021/1963.html

 

[Gentlebastard]

If you are unable to answer all of these questions, in detail, to your child then you have failed as a parent. Tolkien lore is as important as skills in mathematics and English when it comes to raising a well-balanced daughter or son.

Please tell the people starving to death in south sudan how horrible arophobia is

That did not occur. Questioning my reading of Dune is why your life is already over. Enjoy being sandworm food.

Looks like his self awareness also left him

Holy shit, get a life Troon.

Does elder abuse count as a snuff film?

Yoko Ono got it wrong. It turns out that troons are actually the nigger of the world.

His conscience is long gone and the only thing left are echoes of it. Like the suits in that dr who episode that go "hey, who turned off the lights"

“God all these men talk about and want is DICK and sex. Why are gay men so cock hungry and obsessed with dick?”
Who knows lil pooner, who knows.

This saves me the trouble of imagining the face of a cancer patient who eats only cancer

tl;dr You may think you are disgusted by trannies, but you aren't disgusted enough.

Spingle Cat tried to warn us but did we listen?

 

[Harm]

buddy, the wolf in question is purple with a green vagina and works in accounting

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe I'm just gay and poisoned by cultural marxism or whatever they're calling it this week but I believe that we're more than our appearances.

Of course, this is a drama site and the thunderdome set tends to be full of eugenecists, physiognomists, and phrenologists, so people's appearances are frequently used as a barometer for the content of someone's character.

 

[Tablet County]

Why didn't the last part make it in?

This all falls apart when you realize that King Cobra is a real stand-up guy, despite being a genetic abomination who looks like quasimodo.

 

[Peru oso donas]

There was a rumor that said famous rectum was in fact a vagina, but that was absolutely not true.

 

[DickMain]

DAMN THAT BOND NICE