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[sex haver]

We have layers upon layers of retard here folks. It's a retard wedding cake.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hi everyone! Lots of thread movement since I last posted about how I want to grind Indian men into biofuel for my car. Unfortunately, they have not invented such a device since then. Does anyone know Elon Musk's number? I have a proposal.

The problem with that is that you are using far too much common sense.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

The logical end result of "evil autism" is my pfp

Why are Jap demographics turning into a large dong?

We are ontologically good, actually. Every other autist is evil.

You diddled your kid haven't you?

I am not a feminist.

I am simply always right and never wrong.

I'd be excited. We could share clothes!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

One busted inside his wife, the other inside a Shrek fleshlight while sitting on a donkey dragon dildo while looking at loli hentai.

 

[Aunt Carol]

We really need a filter to change ‘joy’ and ‘euphoria’ into ‘boner.’

I suppose it might have been some sort of autoerotic shit and he died by accident. They didn’t have kids, thankfully.

Anyway, good times.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If I was in that universe and needed to hire a baker/clown/drag queen for my lesbian quinceañera or whatever the fuck, I'd much rather hire mine than the original artist's. She seems less likely to steal my soul.

He didn't reject her because she's ugly, he rejected her because he's not a furry. That's a good guy right there.

You want her to not eat meat and starve from lack of proper nutrients

Never trust a man who does not think that harnessing and bending nature to leave an immutable monument that will outlive you is anything other than cool as shit. They are either a skinwalker or the last remaining neanderthal.

 

[CallmeCicada]

If you play this and are an unironic autistic horse girl, then fine, there's very little in this world for you as it is. Everyone else belongs in a concentration camp

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Black Man Underwear, Dude that nun's kind of cute
Assuming she aint jailbait I could go for a holy blowie

Ah yes, the ultra rare breadroll variant of duckrolling. What does this have to do with yarn?

i don't know why you'd invite me to your Q&A thread
I can shitpost longer and harder than you

 

[Aunt Carol]

The second I read this, I immediately knew OP likely found Ellis of Left 4 Dead 2 fame to be so integral to her sexual awakening that she subsumed parts of his identity into hers.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

“why is my penis bigger than daddy’s?

"I'm trying to kill myself, but I only know cringe ways of doing so, any ideas?"

she is Hawaiian, so all her extended family probably snigger into their coconuts behind her back.

 

[Aunt Carol]

In a perfect world he blows a valve from shitting so much

"You need a high IQ to understand the shape of my cock, bro"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I don't really give a shit if people like yaoi but how the fuck does one like mpreg. You niggas are weird for liking that shit. If I see someone walking down the street with a shirt saying "I love mpreg" I would hit them with my car in a heartbeat

I will never forget her asking me "why do Americans like coffee shop AUs so much?"

 

[Oliver Onions]

It was last July when she was throwing a tantrum for two hours straight because the Simpsons Donut store in Kuwait was closed at 3am.

 

[Hitchhiker]

If I see someone walking down the street with a shirt saying "I love mpreg" I would hit them with my car in a heartbeat

 

[Random Internet Person]

The fact that anyone on the Farms is in favor of censorship is fucking insane.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

OP

parents always say shit like "so when are you gonna stop being a fucking sperg"

 

[frozen_runner]

I didn't read the article at all (lol)

Canada is a diseased land full of fat jeets. It deserves to die.

PLEASE TELL ME SKIBIDI BIDEN WAS A DREAM.

I am a bogged old lady fag
bullied by these three gays

Let not one more kitty be consumed by these devil apes

The japs indie "dev" is incapable of using a proper game engine yet he aspires to pilot a giant robot, they are hopeless.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

I wonder how much further the overton will shift in 20 years from now, maybe Bongers no Densetsu: Super Incest Daibuken III Special will be regarded as a beloved cult classic that was unfairly judged on release?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Didn't he learn from the last time he tried to rape that hornet's nest?

This one is by far the most remote and run down shithole yet.

How hard can I fedpost about how these people should commit suicide before it becomes an actual problem?

Here’s hoping that when he eventually gets his ass beat by a disgruntled hooker, that she’ll film it for posterity (and lols).

Call me optimistic, but I hope this one works out for him. I hope he gets hus desolate radiation farm in the deep deep desert. A place where no one and nothing goes. He'd end up dead in under a week. His bones picked clean by vultures.

I think you should try flexing on her with a suicide.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

To every journalist reading this: Bet you want ethics in journalism now, nigger.