random_text.txt

[Drip Torch]

I am not a right-wing retard, it's offensive to be classed as one of those golems, I am true-right-wing.

 

[Tablet County]

If the solution isn't nigger then mathematics are gay.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This is a thread about ME. I make THE RULES. YOU will answer MY questions first, buddy! I could wreck you irl in 3 minutes.

 

[HalTurner]

My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have, I thought it was just down to genetics from his mother's side and I am happy for him, and frankly I'd rather not think too much about my sons genitals, it's weird

 

[Dr. Butt]

So what's the etiquette here, are you supposed to tip the entire firing squad?

 

[Tablet County]

Hey @Claudio Hernández Castañeda do you prefer your Renamon with or without balls because I see you favorited both.

 

[Crex Crex]

Last time I checked, I'm a white guy, yet I fucked more black chicks than Section 8 housing. I think... my go- I can't - no- I can't be a nigger! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Inco G. Nito]

Why do you know what Obama's penis smells like?

Now here comes Tyrone to Oy her Vey with his 12 inch schlong.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

You can have heroes. Just don't pick fucking retards on youtube

 

[supremeautismo]

Who would even want to be fucked by Bowser. He'd have a dragon penis filled with spikes and aids.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Now, go play with your pop guns and present your puckered asshole to your favorite picture of Putin while you jerk your shriveled dick-clit off to the sounds of your wife getting plowed like a Nebraska cornfield by a real man, comrade.
I've finished humiliating you."

I've finished humiliating you

 

[Dr. Butt]

TRUMP FUCKS KIDS MIGA NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

 

[Gentlebastard]

Ah yes, well known profitable Internet hate machine kiwifarms. Every time you post "nigger" $14.88 gets added to null's bank balance.

The situation is still one of insanity.

I genuinely hope his parents said something as based as "truth trumps the lies which [you] tell [yourself]", because that is both comically fire and brimstone and sincerely cool as fuck. Their genes were wasted on you!

How do you write something like this without feeling completely humiliated by your own transparently pseudointellectual bullshit?

Maybe one of the fujos can correct me, but pretty sure yaoi doesn't involve any vaginas.

It's SO funny when a rando encounters one of KF's pet weirdos and immediately susses them out with perfect accuracy. Really validating.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

The only winning move is to kill myself.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Why would anyone choose to be subservient to the Royal Family though? Even Indians don't want to be British subjects.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Whoa, bro, way over the line there. Those macho frat boys only took it up the ass to prove their heterosexuality so they could join their completely not fruity little club of entirely ironic dudes who only blow each other to prove how funny they are with their popped collars and their "my name is John and I hate every single one of you." Because what a joke, let's just watch some gay porn together and jerk each other off to prove how truly manly we are!

 

[Tablet County]

imagine watching Disney slop for literally any reason other than getting some BPD Disney adult pussy

 

[Sperg Spectating]

The furries are in the goverment.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Truly the dark ages is a man can't act out his child bride fantasy

Good luck I'm behind 7 nswgame.com's.

Mexicans instinctively know how to cook chicken and Lima beans.

if I go missing for a few years I've joined the ranks of furries with this guys.

His fursuit looks like a mix between Dylann Roof and a carpet sample.

i’m sure depicting Visa and Mastercard as a gross tranny brown soyjak will fix all of this.

 

[Laburnum]

"YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY, PIG LATIN KINDA SOUNDS GIBBERISH, BUT THERE IS A PIG LATIN TRANSLATOR ON MY PHONE AND I CAN UNDERSTAND PIG LATIN A LITTLE BETTER"