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[Super Mario Brothers]

China keeps printing out Ws like it a sweatshop.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Could you explain further? I'd really like to know why you consider that I type as "A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER".

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Nintendo autism is truly remarkable.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my college class, and I’ve been involved in numerous lawsuits against celebrities, and I made love to over 300 prostitutes. I am trained in kicking my disability's ass and I’m the top paralegal in the entire US Legal System. You are nothing to me but just another court day. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, saggy pants thug. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of publishers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can harass you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my music. Not only am I extensively trained in playing the piano, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Legal System and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” laugh emoji was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddarn idiot. I will drool fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i knew someone who drew furry versions of rick and morty and morty was a pooner and rick got him pregnant and there was some drawing of their pooner furry morty being dysphoric about being pregnant

I went to a street fair and bought a mango snow cone. I have not had a snow cone since I was a young child.

I'm very proud of myself that I had to google what Yaoi is.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Every single time you lie about me and the cat, every single time, you are raping it again.

 

[Tablet County]

Am I raping anyone right now? I want to rape something. Do I add my charisma bonus to my rape score?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Buying a house... is not like.. buying a banana.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

Niggas against joy and whimsical rhyming be like "WHY IS THERE FUCKING CHATTER"

 

[Tablet County]

Your MOM is a meat pastry! Dat pastry NIIICE!

This is why your life is already cooked.

Enjoy patisserie prison, stocker.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

it's the type of autism that makes you a retard

He’s going to try and stuff his penis in the hole to rape himself isn’t he.

He'd suck a dick for a Camel and then quit smoking.

Put sponsorblock on yourself and get skipped over in God's youtube video.

Pools closed, due to rape

Previous experiments all show once a AI project has enough data and internet access it WILL become racist.

You'd just become the dog's fetch slut or tug bitch.

I thought anyone wearing a buttplug would welcome an "anal rail gun."

When you make ICP look like learned philosophers that's when you should know that you have fucked up.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Nobody will judge you for ordering the XXXL Jumbo Mickey Fuckslurp 9000 at Happy Dick's Ice Cream Parlor & Barbershoppe for the third day in a row at Disney.

she is throwing another bitch fit in Syria because Salad "is using the war as a convenient excuse" not to get her ice cream.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Who the fuck are you and why are you sharing feet pics?

 

[Potato Burrito]

Crucify filthy zippertits. Throw pooners into active volcanoes. Stir fry doods in a wok. Judo throw gaydens into a wood chipper.

 

[Skitarii]

My and my family were going to visit some family members in the countryside. It was me, my close family, zoey and turkey tom in the car.

It wasn't like when bearhammer had a dream where they went on a cute date together and then zoey drove him home and pegged him in the ass.

All of my boomer family were felting turkey tom in like semi broken engrish and calling him gay

she would say something dumb to me and i would have to awkwardly go "hahaha yeah".

Turkey tom then just fucking dies/teleports

She would then teleport somewhere and come back later.

I THINK both of them were supposed to be siblings since they're both the only Americans who can teleport there.

I vaguely remember talking to her about lain but i think i was too busy dunking on turkey tom

Also her phone kept going off to like a comical degree. I would ask her if she was taking her medication and she would constantly have to fuck with her phone clicking the "decline call" option for some reason.

"Soo.. *phone ringing* uhh *phone ringing* like I REA-*phone ringing*.. oh sorr-*phone ringing*"

thank you zooble for making a cameo appearance in my dream where my family just roasts the fuck out of turkey tom

 

[Gentlebastard]

This site's entire storefront is making my skin crawl; I feel an ominous sub-saharan aura emanating from it...

The only way this site could be any more obviously nigger-owned would be if it randomly played smoke_detector.wav

Maybe a human life is more valuable than a tasty animal like a cow or a chicken, but a cat? I'm sorry but I really don't think so.

A lot of the yaoiz is straight up vile. Take a peek at the fanfic horrors thread. The whimsical puppy crush type shit is just surface level. There are horrors beyond comprehension in there.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If it can make Abraham Lincoln frying an egg, and that doesn't mean Lincoln is overfit, then what if it can also make Bart Simpson frying an egg?

What exactly in your brain made you connect being fat with black woman?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

So what's everyone's favourite yaoi then? I fucking love the one by that bbdububto guy of that fate Edmond Dantes guy that says his shithole is delicious.

I've always wanted someone to fist my urethra.

>Why? I thought we had all agreed that yaoi is more normal and socially acceptable than watching the most basic man fucks a woman porn?
"more socially acceptable" nigger where? In your gooncord server? Good fucking luck going up to some normgroid on the street and trying to debatebro her about whenever or not chink theypreg yuri loli gay vore mitsubishi manwha is actually more realistic and boymodecoded than albanian human traficking bdsm booktok rape hentai

 

[not william stenchever]

Rekieta is the gayest faggot who ever took a dick up the ass.

 

[Jesus Swept]

I come to the farms because I don’t have to hide my ’tism. Here, it roams freely. It’s my mental sperg sanctuary.