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[Army Burger]

Play dead gay games, win dead gay prices.

Who would have ever thought there was a downside to cutting off your penis??

Sometimes when I’m drunk, I forget I’m supposed to be a woman.

My friend showed me one of the treasures he found on his tranny hunt the other day.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Huh. What a faggot.

Float like a troon, hit like a tard.

The transsexual obese pedophilic jew cries out in pain as it strikes you.

 

[Army Burger]

If Spongebob was circumcised, presumably the foreskin would just regenerate.

We need a Mexican Content rating.

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"Can't say I blame him any man woman or animal would be addicted to your sweet juices"

As a guy with a foot fetish this is nightmare fuel. Thanks for the nightmares.

Grandpa should have bought him bleach and called him a faggot.

Richard is so pathetic that he's not even a real faggot. He's just a castrated fat pervert being led by the nose by whatever dumb woke talking points are trending on Twitter at the moment

Jesus, didn’t know men could have camel toes.

>TFW when you want to be a woman, but want to continue growing out your mustache

 

[Nobunaga]

He also asked the judge for 12 weeks’ time so he could secure Japanese samurai swords.

 

[Army Burger]

If you could have sex with any Bionicle who would you have sex with? I would have sex with Nokama.

The Turaga iirc were supposed be village elders in the original story so you'd be having sex with a grandma unless you were tapping her Toa Metru form.

Satelites are fake.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Gonna nominate this from the Something Awful thread:


"When do we concede Taylor Swift and kiwi farms won"

From here.

 

[Army Burger]

why am I mad at the internet god damnit, fuck this I'm gonna go paint.

One look at the three of them just screams ...
"Autism: It is a thing."

DFE is a smart move when you want to avoid attention but it doesn't work after you're already outed as a dog fucker.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Its like watching an old lady give me a blow job...I really dont want it but I just wanna see whats gonna happen.

 

[Army Burger]

Can you apply for euthanasia, on somebody else's behalf?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

The reason why I even took a IQ test which in the 9th grade I scored a 127. I was too smart for pears and I hated the system.

 

[Army Burger]

She is chronically unsexy

look, if i was gay I would admit I am gay. but I am not gay. if i was gay I would imagine fucking Null balls deep. but I said If he was a girl..which gay men do not have sex with girls

You guys burned down some troon's house and you didn't invite me ? Not cool

Is buying child slaves autistic

thank you stink nigger sixtynine colon four-twenty, very cool

Heh . . . Yeah he should definitely creampie Onision hardcore and record it so we can laugh at it!!

TIL I'm an incel. Neat. I'll be sure to notify my husband.

It's made better knowing its from a furry porn comic that got the creator hit with a C&D from Nintendo. Every fucking TF2 furry loved to spam that shit back in its heyday.

Reading this thread while being effortlessly female gives me some pretty sweet gender euphoria.

She removed the sending my pubes video

So diddling herself on camera a few times suddenly makes her an expert?

Based rape, I rate it 4 out of 5 swastikas.

Building a bomb at Walmart with your kid. Now that’s proactive parenting.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

“I would further suggest that if you are employed by a game publishing company, you are a mutual of mine, and your official company twitter posted an announcement in the past 24 hours or so, tossing me a DM to ask me if someone failed to double check such or was insufficiently thorough in checking, and has perhaps made the PR blunder of publicly supporting a website whose creation date I cannot easily check via wikipedia because, not being a legitimate website of any sort, a search for their name followed by "wiki" yields nothing but talk pages about Gamergate, either citing it as "one of the only reliable sites" or "a propaganda site created by nazis to write up calls to action against women in games they want to attack that are disguised as news articles" with the former being a euphemism for the latter if you read on.”

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Army Burger]

Which came first, the "egg" or the "deadname"?

Fassbender said your lady bits were stretched out like a flat tire, how would he know this valuable information if you weren't deluded and giving yourself to Harvey and friends for donuts and slushies.

Harvey Weinstein isn't a member of this site, you utter fucking lunatic.

this thread is the best case for abortion that i've ever seen

Fairly sure I-... Issac, my friend, read that on literotica back in the day.

"Paula" wants some girldick.

Ewww there's a wet spot in the middle of his crotch paper.

Yeah that's genuine grade A tard cum. There's just no way he didn't nut on the paper.

Russ trying to perform cunnilingus would be like having a slug crawl across your genitals.

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"I am vibrating with energy right now. There was so much power in that crystal store."

Also, once again, nice ballsack seam.

 

[Slav Power]

yeah when i do that i just get a boner

 

[Army Burger]

Oh so this is what my old man was rambling about the other day. All I heard was “candles”, “vagina”, and “celebrity morons”.

 

[Floop]

One troon I follow on Twitter recently mentioned that they had intentionally not built a police station in Sim City because “cops = Nazis” and were genuinely shocked and mystified when their city turned into a crime-ridden hellscape with rampant unemployment and chaos everywhere. They truly found it inexplicable.

 

[Army Burger]

Just wash that shit off in holy water and industrial bleach and maybe beat it once or twice while shouting "HARAM BITCH HARAM" a few times and it'll come right off.

I have never been so grateful to not have tonsils as I am right now.

I believe Kyle raped someone with his anus.

 

[Fannyscum]

These bumbling retards could easily fill up a whole page:

It's all right I think I hurt your belief system. I exposed its ridiculousness. I laugh at you NCP's because I have real knowledge.

I was attacked FIRSTLY BY KFARMS TRYING TO IMPOSE THEIR values on me by putting my vagina on trial.

 

[Army Burger]

These bumbling exceptional individuals could easily fill up a whole page:

I especially love totally-not Marshall's pathetic spelling capabilities