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[Diabeetus]

Precisely why I refused to dox, and I've doxed a 9-yr old boy and his attention-whoring mom from an A&H story about donating 70 bucks to pay his entire 4th grade school lunch tab.

 

[Army Burger]

It's better than curing AIDS by raping babies I suppose.

maybe if enough babies are filled with Drano, it'll stop the raping

Removing her chainmail bikini is heresy and will be punished by death.

Her only skill seems to be to suck money out of a guy through his cock.

"I'm heading to the gas station to get your breakfast."

My guess is that Enter finally learned how to jack off, but because he's an idiot, he did it the wrong way.

"I dressed myself and didn't shit my pants today. I'm a big boy now! Look how cool I am!"

Am I too late to talk about Aran using his gaming laptop to 3D print Lego pipebombs and then use his drone to gingerly plant them in his own asshole? because it'd be a shame if it was.

"Penectomy: Remove a strapless"
"Vaginoplasty: Form all vaginal structures"
Tips for avoiding STI transmission during "Oral Sex (on dicks, front holes, vaginas, strapless or anuses)"
And so much more!

you forgot about everyone getting their own taint vagina

And... those are the saggiest man-boobs I’ve ever seen.

How very progressive of Rusty. He's allowing Danica to have boyfriends from other countries, as long as he keeps kis place as her American boyfriend!

Jane's dad has blacklisted KF from their family's home router though.

I didn’t even know men could develop tuberous breast deformity.

That's called a 'fat fetish', ma'am. Don't see any socjus here.

I think the only reason why she wants to ride his smallpoxxed cock is that he enjoyed toilet humor and even composed a song called "Lick My Ass Right, Well, and Clean". No, I'm dead serious he actually did that.

Rectal bleeding isn't a period Brian, go to a hospital you tard.

Please hide the first picture with a spoiler tag because that has 'accurate dog anatomy'.

You know my kid would have had my intelligence Gene's. More like a jew Portuguese Viking Scot Anglo.

I glad I blew to hell. I'm a force of nature if you can't handle me, bugger off.

"You get away from that Kiwi Farm, I'm cuttin' it down!"

Family Guy literally grabbed me by the balls and forced me into an SS uniform.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

(my post)

That would be an honour.

 

[Shield Breaker]

'after doing more research kiwi farms has made multiple people commit suicide. first documented case in 2016. it's really scary'

Spoiler: Kiwi Farms can't keep getting away with it

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[Army Burger]

I am a intelligence analysis.

 

[Mongo0o]

We gotta get the fuck out of here dude I just over-flooded the toilet at Chipotle.

 

[Army Burger]

I have no complaints about his penis size, and it isn't small. In fact, I'm very satisfied with his penis size and our sex life, I'm not here for sexual gratification. And let yourself be reminded of an old saying that women hold dear: "it isn't the size, it's how he uses it"! Lucky for me, Marshall knows how to use it

I am glad idiots post this shit on a publicly accessible website so there is a reference to point to when telling a furry to die in a fire.

obama hasn't done ANYTHING with our military since jan 2016, do you think it's because he's a secret muslim terrorist enabling america's enemies?

I can't stop looking at her fat folds and thinking of pancakes.

Last week I lost my green agate necklace. Today I lost my lucky coin. Tonight I found a pomegranate on the floor. I'm going to fucking die, aren't I?

And as a matter of FACT if the Government of the United States wants to incest in female breeders like me, that's their perrogative.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I write this article with a sigh on my lips and a palm to my face because I thought that people are panicking too much on KIA.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

 

[Army Burger]

You’ve never spanked someone with a paddle hairbrush? I’m disappointed.

It's fucked up that if it was confirmed tomorrow that Chris and Barb had an incestual relationship, that wouldn't be shocking to 99% of the user base.

I can’t get over the fact she’s using her boobs as an armrest on top of that crazy stomach

Dude, I've been around the block a few times. I started following lolcows back when CWC was trying to thwart Liquid. The discussion of lolcow dick is mundane for me now.

If thinking child fucking should be illegal makes me a terrorist, then I'll gladly 9/11 that guy's home.

I think the Black Israelites running a train on this fake Jew busted so hard Marshall had a stroke.

The rate she is going, her next boyfriend will be Kirk Douglas.

FUCK the koalas, they deserve to go extinct. They sound like demons in heat and devolved to subsist on a barely nutritious tree that leaks all-natural petrol.

It's perfectly fine to be gay. Just jack off to sweaty/oiled up wrestlers and admit you're gay.

You don't need to wear a dress and get breasts/chop off your dick to jack off to men.

BRB, finna jerk it to Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[Self-hating troon]

"let me use chat pls" - @Self-hating troon

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/how-many-kiwis-are-actually-incels.65090/post-5840424

What if they created clones, but the clones were of only women and the clone women were actually sex slaves. Some people would say its more morally acceptable than regular sex slaves because the clones were created for the sole purpose of sexual relations. So many men would get laid. We could end incel for all men. No man would ever have to live his life without a girlfriend ever again, because he could simply purchase a clone sex slave. Everyone wins.

 

[Floop]

STOP TAKING ME OUT OF CONTEXT

 

[No Exit]

STOP TAKING ME OUT OF CONTEXT

No.

 

[Floop]

No.

Okay.

 

[Army Burger]

I don't give a shit about what two consenting adults get up to behind closed doors, but the last thing I need to see is some fat blue hair UwUing and baby talking in a store.

How many UPS drivers had to die for that thing she's wearing to get made?

 

[AprilRains]

TAKE ME

Slut.

 

[TV's Adam West]

No one cares if Iranians die off into extinction.

This thread has turned into gay cancer.

Redditors are pedophiles, animal fuckers and transsexuals, but I guess some of them are good people.

"Fuck, I want to see my sexy cat monster bounce around and slap her belly to this."

BRB, finna jerk it to Jeffrey Dahmer.

The Gang Spergs About Bioncles

 

[Army Burger]

This LEGO Movie x Madoka Magica story defeated me. It won. I lost.

TLDR: "any contact a guy has with the male ass or pubic areas is in a gay realm."

Haven't you let something like 300 men "enter your righteousness" , "tamar"????

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Would you like a cucumber? Sure you would.
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Spoiler: Recap

-WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL!!!!

-Had two pieces but it was only one piece

-Wanted 5 pieces, had two pieces but it was rilly one piece

-Look at her frozen corn, LOOK AT IT

-Look at her tiny frozen chickens, LOOK AT THEM

-Eats sandwiches for bath nights

-IT IS RILL MEAT NOT PROCESSED!!!!

-Instead of bread, she got bread