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[Barry Macoqiner]

 

[thismanlies]

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I'm better than @moot. I really believe this

 

[Skitarii]

We went to see Chuck Negron and Floyd Sneed (formerly of 3 Dog Night) last Sat. nite in Sacramento

Date Posted: 2009

 

[Skitarii]

indian tears were what dried up to eventually create salt lake city

 

[White_N]

Just a nigger. It has not enough brainpower to glow.

 

[Socrates]

 

[Cats]

my ex took the monkey jpegs in the divorce earlier this morning

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Werner is the only one I know of who can make a photo of food somehow look like a photo of gore.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The last thing normal people are going to want to do is send money to the retarded slut girlfriend of their creepy, violent schizo relative for the sealbaby she killed with Dr. Pepper.

@Rabbit Bones

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That's either got to be the blandest content imaginable or the most intelligent YouTube business model.

Damn! I was hoping it was a video game I could pirate. Maybe next year.

A real Mario funeral would involve dumping the body down a large pipe that leads to the Mushroom Kingdoms afterlife.

"Crawls ass first to mommy" should be a random text

You mean to tell me that other kid from the firear.s/OTF forum was a fucking CI for the feds? What a pisser.

I had spongebob bed sheets.

Please note i was 17 when i was gifted them and i have no clue why i was given them.

You talk like an abnormally profane Elder Scrolls NPC.

"My youngest just got brain surgery to remove a tumor on his frontal lobe. they had to remove parts of his brain to save him and now he has scars all over his forehead" "wow, it's like when Voldemort almost killed harry but, instead, left him with a lightning bolt scar"

You guys always forget that there's a whole generation of normie conservatives who'll buy pretty much anything with a flag an AR 15 on it.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

I didn't want to ruin anyone's breakfast.

I strongly suspect that number comes out of parts of Africa where a child's diet is roughly half a cup of barely cooked rice followed by a refreshing drink of waterborne parasites.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Trans icons, the Wachowski sisters, taught us there is no spoon.

 

[Coelacanth]

Couldn't quote directly but @Suburban Bastard posted this gem.

I am going to anal vore you for posting this

 

[Sprate Header]

ahhhhh I'm being ratioed on Kiwifarms. I'm melting I'm melting oh noooooo!!!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Runners are the joggers of athletic activities.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Suppose that instead of calling AIs "artificial intelligences", we chose to call them something else, like "nigger in a box".

Let's say I have a man-sized black box. I can insert a card into the top of this box with some text on it. After a few moments, another, different card with a different message that slightly transforms the initial message drops out the bottom. I am discomfited and discomforted at how realistic the responses from inside the box are, in spite of the occasional non sequitur. I cannot be sure that there isn't a poor, starving nigger inside, chained up and forced to write asinine replies to my messages. I lack the tools to unseal the box and check, so instead of validating my curiosity, I choose to whine and stamp my feet and tell everyone that they're about to be replaced by niggers in boxes, based on little more than an assumption of a fact that I lack the mental fortitude or technical skill to confirm.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I am a woman, i barely know how to use a computer lol

 

[Open Window Maniac]

if a dude with a lizard head stood up and went "Vote for me and we'll do lizard shit!" I'd be at least willing to hear what "lizard shit" is.

 

[Computer Guardian]

Pride month should swap over to February

1. They can feeeze to death

2. We can call it fagruary