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[Happy Fish]

The Internet is the ultimate dark alley where pedophiles form supportive online communities with others who display similar deviant and criminal interests

 

[Trust Me I Know]

All I see is ugly, fat, maladjusted adult children.

 

[I am vomit]

What about flat-chested trannies with braces and tiny baby dicks? I've always like my he-she pornstars to be vampy and borderline blasphemous. Does that mean I'm a pedo under Australian law?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Gotta admit, dying from ballsack inflation does seem like a real shit way to kick off this mortal coil.

My favorite part of Antony and Cleopatra is when Cleopatra inflated Antony's balls to death. Shakespeare really was ahead of his time.

New episode of SVU with Ice-T explaining BDSM terminology and references to a “Pineapple Orchards” website harassing innocent cult members on MyBook and RedChan.

Ah yes the Kiwi Farms where threads about a crippled wee midge turns into debates about whether the holocaust was a bad thing or not, truly a fascinating community

No wonder the feds think this forum is for Incels.

Dylan may have deflated his dick and balls so he would be able to blend in better

I believe city ordinances should only be enforced on people who are fat

Besides, why SHOULD we listen to anything a tranny has to say?

Why do people like this exist? Is God taunting us?

*runs to google, bashes head against desk* honestly this truly is news to me. Kiwi Farms- educational AND informative.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Has anyone ever considered that the baby formula shortage began soon after men started getting pregnant?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

ya i dont just get raped ive been castrated fed shit had my skull amputated one of my fingers cut off and then more shit that its just stupid to list

 

[Return of the Freaker]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

im not gonna argue with ignorant idiots i can just straight up murderer legally especially about facts of my own family and its religion gl losers

i used to live at the vatican :_D

well some of you like blacked and ronnie mcnutt have been world merged with me before and might even regain memories of torture ceremonies in a jail house basement

but i also got babysat by celebs and politicians and threw away a royalty title id like to get back (thru a summer of arrests) but heres hoping

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I learned the word "Tokusatsu" from reading this drivel, so that's something I guess

10/10 breaking bad fanfiction, i always knew the furries were out to get saul goodman

but stormfront is infested by feds, you think it's paranormal activity there?

 

[tehpope]

I hate women so much, it's unreal.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's one thing to hear Alex Jones yelling about chicken-neck nellies, it's another to hear a guy who looks and sounds like he collects Funko Pops talking about how Lobsters and frogposters will inherit North America after leftie technocrats purity spiral themselves out of power in the same tone as a high school teacher reading from a textbook.

This is like when people said I should read Schopenhauer and like a quarter of his shit is okay then I realize it’s an autistic German with mommy issues.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

one of these days i'm gonna go through every single page of this godforsaken thread to see if the shit i posted on da at like 9 years old is on here

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

A troll like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community. Would never proudly wear their Kiwi Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a newfaggot like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom

 

[Skitarii]

Lies, i do not record myself having sex with my dad or any boys

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Do you think Band of Brothers is set in the same universe as Saving Private Ryan or is it just part of the Tom Hanks multiverse?

Band of Brothers - Saving Private Ryan: Same universe.

Band of Brothers - Schindler's List: WWII multiverse.

 

[Liber Pater]

I don't even know how "Paranormal Romance" works. I'm guessing it involves getting mimosa-drunk, straddling a Ouija board, and then rapidly asking a bunch of yes or no questions while traumatized cats flee the room.

 

[Haffhart]

Doubt its from the gore and cp, i am sure he would still watch it and fap to it all day for free.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

The plain sausage-shaped neopeens look weird, but something about the glansplasties disturbs me even more, it's so obvious that they just went in and scooped around to make a "bulge."

Like, if a "natural" glans (on a circumcized dick) looks like this: =====O

The neophallus glans looks like this: OOOOO=O

Excuse the terrible ASCII art but you see what I mean, the natural glans is an actual ridge, but these ones it's no wider than the rest of the tube, just with a chunk carved out above it and a scar like you got your dick caught in a meat slicer.



Christ, I have heard that phase "is it bigger than a baby's arm" but that literally looks like a baby's arm, girl you weren't supposed to take it literally

All of these are pretty great.
Dealers choice.

 

[Brain Power]

I could have lived my entire life not knowing about Madonna’s granny beef curtains and died a contented man. We are truly living in the bad version of reality.

 

[Skitarii]

Why does it not surprise me something as simple as "put penis in vagina and thrust" was too difficult for redditors to perform correctly.