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I wanted to try cooking some scrambled eggs and now surgeons are extracting a spatula from my anus
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I wanted to try cooking some scrambled eggs and now surgeons are extracting a spatula from my anus
Realistic tax policy (which is very important to the story you see) is that you must decapitate every third farmer and rape every second woman. Just like r/history told me.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
I am going to sit in Mister Metokur's driveway, strip completely naked, and suck my own dick. That's the only way it gets gayer than your root beer thing
The road to Jimbo's driveway is paved with autistic intentions
You'd have to be a 500 homopower, oversperged, turbocuck reee-8 with an all fag suspension, rack and pegged steering, and all-goy disc brakes to do something that fucking ralphamale.
You has three letters.
Are has three letters.
Gay has three letters.
Autism Speaks: The thread
Nice, wholesome, good old fashioned rock collecting.
If you're making taffy once a year with your family, you can easily pull it by hand, but otherwise there's this thing (DO NOT MASTURBATE TO THIS VIDEO):
Wait until you see my lathe accident fetish commissions.
The front piece of... that... is blushing...................
Remember the greatest generation went to war for your future right to jack it to women in diapers.
The joke is not a woman needing help to open a pickle jar. That's just a fact of life. Your woman will inevitably need you to open the pickle jar. There will be that time when the counter-tap trick or the hot water on the lid trick won't work, and she will require some testosterone-fueled forearm strength if she wants some pickles on her sandwich. And a man will open it and graciously say that she 'loosened' it up.
If you can't find a boyfriend-free girl, you become the boyfriend-free girl.
If you can't find a woman to lock up in the basement and skin alive, you become the woman that gets locked up in the basement and skinned alive.
jack it
draw
jack it
draw
balance my dude balance
What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secrets.
It's time to Pokémon Go.. to the morgue!
Niggas be serious about ownin them gyms. Don't step to the hood if you ain't bringing top tier monsters and a strap.
Upon seeing this I'm pretty sure my clitoris, as well as all my external genitalia, shrank so far back in revulsion that it crawled up inside my body and now I'm smooth as a Barbie down there. Thanks!
ew dude wtf i just got a phantom pain in my gouch like that one time when i took a kick off back, landed on my ass and then some big black kid tackled me and my cleat hit my gouch
Fill the tub trumpet with the opposite of holy water and start spraying
Anyone who uses the phrase ''baby batter'' to describe cum should be dragged to the back and shot.
its not like that window of diaperfur porn can't be open while you draw some new shit in MS paint on a $3000 tablet - get to work
jack it
draw
jack it
draw
balance my dude balance
I never even wanted to wonder if or when the JFK conspiracy theorists would get attracted to a cartoon bunny
So she is a typical sassy, loud and intense black woman...who let´s the fucking albino midget write shitty racist stuff in her tits...
an underground railroad for clumps of DNA
Breaking news, British police arrest asteroid for not asking troon's pronouns before it passed by her galaxy.
Hi @Null, I am trying to upload images of insemination dildos for cows for a A&H article, and it isn't working
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Thanks Josh, working now.
Thank God, we can now see cow dildos.
So whoever here is a KF regular or poster, know that you're a dispicable pest, and you're fully responsible for killing people, no excuse, no side stepping, you're a murderer.
What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Thanks for the warning, the cops busted down my door just now and demanded I stop reading this thread.
Getting more and more racist knowing some third worlder scum in jorts and dirty flip flops are logging into a Windows 95 to fantasize with other third worlders in hutts about torturing defenseless little animals.
Foreign Aid: SUSPENDED
Humongous Autist said:There has been too much doxing. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Delete this board, the CP, and ban the entire userbase of it, and I'll spare contacting your DNS host Porkbun about contravening US law in their location. Just walk away and we'll give you safe passage in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
GIANT MUMMY MILKERS
Tranny Anarchists? Fuck man. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminism, my BIPOC trans-sister, at least it's an ethos.
COCK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO SUCK COCK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF GIGANTIC COCKS FROM THE PLANE OF THE ECLECTIC THAT FILL MY ESOPHAGUS. IF THE WORD COCK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE COCK I SUCK TO GET MY SHITTY BOOKS PUBLISHED AT THIS VERY INSTANT. COCK! COCK!
Nobody has ever punched up to Chelsea because they are usually looking down on her. Not metaphorically, but literally, because she's sucking their dicks.
My nigger is admittedly a bit rusty, but that should be a fairly close translation.
The only way I'm dropping $5k is if it's a personalized Prequel-era LARP weekend experience where I get to beat up actors dressed as aliens with Disney's best Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor lookalikes, get in an autistically-designed flight simulator that mimics a starfighter, and other cool shit before we go to the bar and stare at lookalike Natalie Portman and whoever they get to play Ahsoka's asses (constant porno, Luke)
Ballet requires elegance and grace; twerking and dry-humping requires melanin.
please have my babies(and then be forced to carry them to term against your will)
I'm surprised it took until the 3rd page for someone to mention footfags.
ASS EATING IS CANCELLED
No you are not an internetcore egirl femcel doomer or a cyberpunkcore eboy transmasc you are mentally ill put on some jeans and a plain white tee-shirt please.
Giving some fat chick money to fart on a cake is something one does when the good times are rolling and they are flush with cash.
I'm not accustomed to responses that don't scream at me and call me a fag.
Rule number 1 has always been don't wear your fucking fursuit to Walmart.
Why are people lusting over interracial gay rape porn again?? We literally just had this discussion.
We're supposed to be making fun of this guy not making him free interracial femboy gangbang diaper fetish porn, you fucking retards.
Null was dishonest about nickel allergies.
"TRANNIES ARE FREAKS, THE UNIVERSE SAYS 41% ARE NOT ENOUGH!!!! LOOK AT HOW BASED I AM, PLEASE GIVE ME VALIDATION AND STICKERS!!!"
WhiteSupremacist#234, TrannyHater#487, NiggerHater#671 and 69 others
SMASHED&SLAMMED melted toad dogs
You don't win friends with salad!
Not all weed smokers are mentally ill, but alot of mentally ill people smoke weed.
Chris Chan is essentially a pop culture sponge and a monument to our sins.
Holy lord of tranny fleshwounds I could’ve gone my entire life without seeing so many rotting tranny holes and grafted flesh.
Zero mention of Sneed? What do they pay these worthless fucks for?
You only posted this because it had kiwi, farmers, and cows in the title.
GENETICALLY MODIFIED LOLCOWS