random_text.txt

[Aunt Carol]

Looks like she has a super wedgie from those weird-ass panties

america’s gonna have to get real cool about gay rape real quick ig

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Do lady cow orgasms even exist?

So T is stored in the balls? This is why we use the NATO alphabet.

 

[I am vomit]

God I wish I were that doll...

There are images of that cat in a diaper looking coyly at the viewer somewhere...aren't there?

Very apropos a troon would go to a non-verbal animal for validation to their argument.

Given that he is literally scared of the claw machine minigame music from Kirby's fucking Adventure of all things, this would traumatise him.

Zoomers like Eels should have been beaten with a belt like my generation. Maybe then they wouldn’t be such faggots.

It's my fault we're being called troons I'm sorry.

Your associate is your wanking hand.

As if every single mammal doesn't know the sex of other adult members of its species.

So the born-again monkey savior just showed us his righteous schizo posting AND doesn't understand how verification works?

That fake vagina looks like when Gremlins get wet and start to multiply.

I love necrotizing flesh.

What really made me LMAO though was those little tufts of hair sticking up from ONE place on each tortellinisticle.

Another disturbed woman brags about tugging her rotdog. That can’t get hard, had zero muscle tissue and is made of arm skin.

 

[Table Country]

Basically Martians used Jewish tech to ruin our lives

You may not like it, but the saviors of the white race regularly lose their reproductive organs to shake and bake meth labs.

Appalachia Delenda Est

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

If they were that clever they wouldn't have their cocks sliced in two and stuffed up their arses.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Save away. In a few months we will see whether this has proven an "embarassment" for me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It won't be Chinese boots stomping down on your windpipe. It's going to be a United States Army PFC and he's probably going to go home and beat his husband after he kills you.

 

[axeltrite]

DO NOT GIVE THE CORPSE AN ENEMA.

 

[My Name is Mud]

we're the best goddamn bullies on earth, don't you forget it

 

[BaronVonTroll]

Between a nigger and a Russian, I'd choose a nigger, to be honest.

Vince McMahon​

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

In a sense, you'll only know what you miss until it's gone.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

I've never seen a good argument for why the deliberate sabotage that systemd engages in is necessary, apart from Lennart Poettring's lust for boy-ass.

That's right, folks, part of the sabotage of Debian and other distributions with systemd was a move away from Linux Standards compliance, because Poettring is an enemy of all things good, from Linux Standards to the anal virginity of young boys

 

[Big Nasty]

OP appears to be an elderly French Canadian whore.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I was at a gay non-interracial wedding once and it got pretty bad. Lame music, weird food, their families were loud and smelled strange… Loved my Steve Harvey impression though.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Lots of normie Sportsball fans collect shoes. I work with a few and I went to university with a few. Majority had girlfriends

Those people are homos in spirit.

 

[Saint Agustin]

You Kiwi Farms are all transphobic subhuman scum

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Powwow

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He shits up every thread he's in and actively turns A&H into a holocaust.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I believe Einstein once said - "When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny".... or something.

Reagan's America was a place where you could still be proud to be an American. While smoking CIA-supplied crack.

I told them I will never fight for Israel and I haven't received another text message from a recruiter ever since.

There was one in my workplace recently. Tight clothes, girl coded things (young girl), and the gnarliest looking fake nails I've ever seen on anything. And enough makeup to nearly cover a very feminine 5 o clock shadow.

Shame the only people that saw this coming were 70 million conspiracy theorists.

I enlisted as an honest to God patriot, I'm going to retire as a mercenary.

Letting Dr. Duntsch out on work release to kill trannies with free phallo surgeries would help him earn some positive karma and be doing society a favour. Two birds, one scalpel.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

face this wall please, it’s a peer reviewed wall, and this procedure has been tried and tested for many years, with 100% success.