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[Kirk Van Houten]

If Santa shits on the floor what does the tooth fairy do?

 

[Haramburger]

Kiwifarms is a reprehensible website but is half redeemed by its commitment to free speech, which extends to this debate.

 

[Beautiful Border]

“I would NEVER have a sexchange in order to have sex with me own muddah!”

 

[I am vomit]

Men have other factors in choosing a partner beyond appearance. Like how much they like anal, or if they have a fucking personality.

>tfw Isabel's massive mushroom soup mammaries are fake

saying monkeys are niggers is an insult to monkeys.

Cats require tub trumpets and any owner who can't provide them is not worthy of a cat

only took us 62 pages until someone blamed the jews. that's gotta be a record; drinks all around lads

My Autism is too High-Functioning to Pepperspray God - By Christine Jesus Sonichu Chandler

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I'm not sure how long you've been on this planet, but I'm willing to bet $25,000 cash right now that I have been on this planet much much longer than me

 

[Open Window Maniac]

its all just naked romanian woman roaming the woods in search for a drink-

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Is there anything more delicately feminine than getting off by having your prostate hammered with a hitachi wand? I dont think so, ladies!

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Even a genocidal madman would be able to figure out how to key out a fucking green screen.

 

[Blackhole]

All rights reserved. For us. Not you.

I hope tim pool falls out of a tree and dies and explodes and all his guts and brains fly out everywhere and then homeless people pee and poop all over his lasagna corpse and then all the homeless people get AIDS and die

"libertarianism" is just a codeword for being a sick fuck

 

[Table Country]

Now to get back on topic, what's the age of consent in Delaware, again?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh dude, That is an un-recoverable situation.
Your best bet is just just curl up into a ball and weep for your soul.

I don't know how to feel about cases like this. Seeing people confronted with the horrible consequences of their own actions is funny. But I don't consider performing cosmetic surgery on mentally ill fat schizo degenerates an ethical thing to do.

 

[Blackhole]

So what you're saying is that we don't have a knock out study ON NIGGER DICK SIZE!?

God hates quitters and fags

Queer theory is just trying to intellectualize cum.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

also some people have extra chromosomes.

This is obvious from reading your post.

 

[I am vomit]

That just sounds like your average negro male working in retail

Billy-boy, it works both ways. In space, nobody can hear you scream your pronouns.

I hate the fact that this thread showed me what a 'deergasm' is.

There would be something so satisfying about watching Chris get taken down to the ground by a police officer dressed like a clown

He sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon villain seconds before they get thrown into a volcano. What's the context?

How the hell do you fail so bad at life you can't even commit rape properly without having your would be victim break your fucking cock?

She can always bugle for help with the Tub Trumpet.

I wish he would just stick to flashing the dog dildo to be honest.

 

[PhoBingas]

I have a theory about the nature of the harvest. Though it was originally brought up in relation to Ralph, it's not bound to him. We'll see the harvest continue until the day comes when no more e-celebs pop up to try and be the next big IBS show/personality. Unlike Ralph, who seems capable of simply living within the harvest and carrying on, I have my doubts about if anyone else could do the same. The harvest shows no sign of slowing down. May it carry on and be most bountiful.

 

[Brain Power]

Millions of stickers are abused a year. Donate now to put a stop to this madness.

Be nice to the kiwis with post traumatic sticker disease. Its real and its very serious

Holy fuck, just glancing at that made my foreskin fall off.

 

[Table Country]

What for you or I is unremarkable and not worth Tweeting about, to him, is an arduous and fatiguing trek, not unlike Mr. Baggins's and Mr. Gamgee's journey to destroy the One Ring in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series. However, unlike Mr. Baggins, Mr. Tomlinson has no friends.

That lawsuit fell apart faster than his neo-vagina.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

in awe at the size of this schnozz. Bitch looks like if Snapchat had a "evil hook nosed kikess" filter.

This is a Tay-Sachs PSA. If they made the equivalent of an Aunt Jemima caricature for matzoh, that's the face they'd use.

Holy fuck, just glancing at that made my foreskin fall off.

 

[Meat Target]

It's like all the milkies genes went straight to her beak

 

[Blackhole]

How the fuck do you travel to the same country twice and get beaten up on both occasions? This is some cosmic stars aligning shit.

This all started because Zoe Quinn fucked 5 guys for game development clout.

Life comes at you fast.

I want lowcow survival of the fittest not kiwifarms selected breeding.

By some weird mental gymnastic and deep seated hate, I'll blame it on China. Curse you and your filthy gacha money.