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[Meiwaku]

My parents took my Skull Mask and one of my iPhone Chargers

(One of the Nick orbiters)

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Aunt Tess Kaczynski may have never committed acts of terrorism if she had just been given HRT and a sex change like she wanted instead of being gatekept by dumb psychiatrist TERFs

 

[Autistic Joe]

"Worse than usual smell"

 

[I am vomit]

Very ableist to use the R-slur Mr. Calarts man.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Crossfitters aren't people.

 

[Piss Bear]

Where were you when Adam Sandler needed you?

 

[I am vomit]

Furthermore, I am not sexually attracted to eating shit. I do have a scat fetish, but it's not about eating shit.



In a country with high Aids prevalence, yes scat is dangerous. But so is regular sex over there. In a first world country, (Corona not withstanding) it is perfectly fine as long as your not involving some random person.

that fox robot is hot fuck and i would fucker her

Call me purple guy cause I'm gonna put a child in that robot.

I've always said, Chris is the combination of an actual caveman and an imitation lesbian.

Collecting transphobic memes from Kiwifarms and other sites makes me happy. :3

This dude has necrophiles beat on how much dick he's sucking from the grave

 

[Brain Power]

On this site? Ain't nothing casual about the racism. It's hardcore.

Well this is the most convoluted way of downloading cp I've ever seen.

RESPECT THE POUCH.

RESPECT IT.

Ban assault straws, they're a menace to society. But really imagine being related to a guy who died by straw when opening a juice box.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I really hate how the taint goes into the vagina. So fucking weird.

Labia Menorah

As vile as that thing is, that's still in like the top 5 best looking amholes I've seen, which really says a lot that I've seen that many.

Alpacas are usually sheared every other year - a fact I learned from this thread.

 

[Big Nasty]

stereotypical early 2000s message board managed by a sped with an iron fist.

 

[retard strength]

>Create a special "fat vampire" language
>Expect to summon something cool
>It's just some obese black troon

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Red pill me on the fart fairy.

How many kids watch the fart fairy, and then go to sleep, dreaming of the smell of farts? A lot, probably, and it must be stopped, before it's too late

We need to nuke Canada.

Yes, you creepy fuck. Stop watching cartoons you're a grown ass man. Kill yourself.

>He doesn't know about the South Park shotacons

" it's not real porn, even if it's posted in the “porn” category and the cover tag says “porn”.

"It's a joke. It's all funny. A child is abused but since he has a big penis, it's funny you see."

"But let's ask ourselves the right questions: what if the little boy was abused by men? Or if a little girl slept with all the guys in the neighborhood thanks to her incredible vagina?"

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we wouldnt have to deal with the homeless or cal art cucks if it wasnt for reagan fucking us over

3 minutes of the film are spent dissecting the song "Jessie's Girl" trying to claim that it's actually about Rick Springfield being gay and in love with Jessie and wanting to become a 'woman' in order to become Jessie's girl in a completely non-comedic scene that's delivered completely straight with no joke or punchline, and supposedly one of the people who worked on this retconned Tweety into being non-binary on social media.

bitch I feel violated after reading through the tags on the Ao3 link

Kindly review this post, with photo from a retail listing for a pre-op vagina gaff:

 

[Meat Target]

No one likes being called a taco by an ugly old woman.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

...random quotes got enabled again. Thanks Nool.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

A new one: ”DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN”

 

[I am vomit]

Wear a condom, whore.

They should be forced to inhale Jonathan Yaniv's wet poutine farts for a minimum of 1 trillion pity years.

It must also never be forgotten that "historically deer have not been the best moderators of online streaming platforms."

You couldn't even butcher him and eat him as venison because the toxic hormones would troon you out, too.

I know trannies are all batshit crazy… But What exactly is the point of getting a $50K fuckhole… If you’re going to buy a fake gina to put in that fuckhole?!?

that one flesh piece that looks like a mandarin orange is what made me post it. shit looks like it’s about to fall off

This is a prosthetic vag thing that fits like bad underwear and allows them to be fucked between their thighs, not in the man made fuckhole. It’s meant for those who didn’t get chopped.

The sight of silicone boxer briefs with a molded vagina that leads to a fucksleeve between a man’s thighs is only slightly less horrifying of a reveal than a man made fuck hole.

Asexuals aren’t going to screw their mom because they’re horny.

With the way these hillbillies pop out litters, the world will never be that lucky.

I'd like to educate that Nubian Queen with my penis.

Never let a lady doctor near your asshole.

 

[quaawaa]

I Don’t Google Anymore. I TikTok.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Surprised they haven't found a girly nickname for it. Like, 'oh hayyy it's been two weeks and half of it has a lil necri, just a teeeeny patch of crocro on my todger.'

Great necro-cock bro! ️

 

[Table Country]

My entire life is dedicated to preventing a sonic attack.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Butthole is is the eye of the beholder IMO.