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[Lame Entropy]

Long time lurker, first time poster. ALR makes me so angry and disgusted that she makes my sister’s husband seem like an upstanding gentleman in comparison. He is an alcoholic convicted felon on probation.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No cap, Transphobia is mid, FR FR.
Puberty blockers be bussin.
On God I am straight.

What is does he mean by trans species and HRT so people can could start taking dog whore moans and be recognized as a dog lunacy.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Yah I was high on meth one night and spent hours just reading all about chris chan.

chronically bitchless

This is a pedophile free zone, please leave.

based besides the zoophile thing

 

[Desu Mountain]

You know, I always heard 9/11 was a tragedy, I never realized that was because it didn't do more damage.

 

[Wintersun]

adipose-mancer, butter golem, hamplanet, landwhale, lard elemental, diebeeto, "person", etc. Fuck out of here this nonsense.

 

[Table Country]

But you could also just be a troll so if that is the case I hope someone rips your balls off for fun.

Attention internet and dudes of all teenages: when making an account you can just put like Peepee Johnson or something as your name.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I have been interested in the subject of lynchings for a while

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Then Galuf's spirit gives his granddaughter all his skills and items (for gameplay purposes) while saying he will always be with her.

 

[Skitarii]

Behind the tits is the heart; behind the ass is a pile of shit.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"Regardless of any of this little war that's going on between pity and kiwi, what's up with doxxing people? Even if you think they might be bad people, it's like grow up already there's already government agencies for this, and honestly I wouldn't dox any of you. It's almost like breaking one of the unspoken rules of the internet".

 

[I am vomit]

Methinks a ginger burned or showed up one of the authors back in high school. Maybe stole away a black girl from them.

With the amount of reeing about Roe v Wade you'd swear the Supreme Court forcibly impregnated every woman in the US.

I can picture Chris breaking into Rocky's office through a window and getting tangled in the miniblinds while his cheap sailor moon costume snares from all the commotion. Chris stands up breathless and yells, "Rocky, you have uterine cancer! With my magic moon rod, I shall chastise and cauterize the blood and horrible odors! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you, er, I mean your toxic uterus. "

You could draw literally anyone sucking ludicrous amounts of dick, and you had to choose the kids your created yourself?

•Not into gangbangs, but it likes it for the bonding experience.

>When a Kiwi Farmer thinks of how to improve your preachy comic with a character trait. SMH

Catering to fetishists takes work. Making feeder porn requires effort. This bitch won't even take care of her own dog.

 

[No0neKnows]

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

Make new users required to type "nigger" and "trans rights" as a verification processs

I saw this dude campaigning in Akihabara. “Is this guy really running for office out of his anime van?”

disappointment, shame, anime

Bonus

 

[Open Window Maniac]

And I pass out face down in a bed with two men, ??? doggos, and ??? cats every night at 10 and I sleep the sleep of the damned because there is no escape for me.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Nothing is heavier than lifting up a dead man.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is weapon grades copium, countries would invade each other for this much untapped natural copium.

That said, just swim. If you're doing laps, dives or throwing children in the pool as far as you can, you're getting a better workout than 80% of the people trying to destroy their joints at a Crossfit gym

She can vlaar my dinger until it's broek

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Fuck the thumb, why is there a Post Malone funko pop?

 

[Brain Power]

With each new post you make in this thread I lose an IQ point

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Barb is bananas and wouldn't give her disgusting hillbilly troglodyke son permission slobber on her old saggy clit.

 

[Pee Cola]

From David Stebbins (a.k.a. Acerthorn's) most recent court filing. This was filed just hours after one of his previous filings was dismissed by the court with predjudice (random_text.txt worthy content is highlighted).

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

At least in rural india I can shit on the street without being told to check my potty privelege by some 600lb karen in a motorized wheelchair.