random_text.txt

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"I am Saruman the White not anymore, I shall be called Faggot of Many Colors"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

A little penguin probably wouldn't need too many to succumb. Plus they can't run very fast to get out of the way.

 

[Meat Target]

Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Okay, she's still a psycho but at least she's not killing owls needlessly.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

This is the best post from the incest thread, hands down.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Evidently the gay Eskimo isn't embarrassed that he's been exposed as a fat faggot.

Nigga Stole My Womb

That's huge for a clit, but it'll never be a penis.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She’s so delusional that she’ll focus on making sure a rapist’s pronouns are respected.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'd say she got caught with her hand in the ritual sacrifice jar.

 

[Cyclonus]

"I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Please put this post in your angry twitter rant if this new one pulls a Byuu

Holy shit, she's rapid-cycling. Hold on Bonnibel, it's only Tuesday!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Song with a music video of two asian girls hauling trash bags to a fire​

Wow, imagine being a 5yr old gay retarded paperboy in 1928 when Wall Street crashed causing the Great Depression, and still being alive today.

you tard I only know this because you played it at the end of one of your streams

Congrats, exceptional fella!
Pretty homo song tho...

Are you horny for art hoes, Jersh?

can't wait for the "Why it is actually perfectly Marxist to pay MegaCorp© your weekly toothbrush unlocking fee" articles from all the usual rags.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Jesus, I leave this thread alone for less than 4 hours and shit hits the fan in the middle of a Tuesday night.

 

[SCSI]

"Kindness can you please take your rotting dead owl off the credenza because maggots are getting into my drawer"

 

[Clovis]

We're trying to communicate with others, Russell's trying to cast blowjob magic.

 

[Meat Target]

In short, fuck Canada, Mexico rules.

Good job to everyone that pitched in to bribe the judge.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a fursuit.

 

[Meat Target]

In the words of my neighbor (who is currently in prison for fucking a chicken) "if it exists, it can be penetrated."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

We are anonymouse
We don't do shit
We forget
Peg us

 

[Bloitzhole]

Defendant Moon is a feeder autism, who watches dummies on the internet for.... That's his kicks. He's not socially well adjusted. That's why I like talking to him.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Checkmate, atheists!

To quote the great Dr. Ian Malcolm, "that is one big pile of shit."