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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Looking forward to this being on the featured threads tomorrow

I'll be damned if I don't laugh at leftoid faggots coping and seething.

I eagerly await more harrowing tales of Russian pee tapes and white supremacist driver's licenses

 

[Humbert Humbert]

STOP BOTHERING ME WHILE I AM SPANKING IT TO HENTAI,SON! GO GET A POP TART IF YOU'RE HUNGRY! TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY!

 

[MediocreMilt]

a paragon of internet ethics

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Hey man listen, I didn't start this, a tranny simp did. But since I'm not an exceptional individual I will cease politisperging for the benefit of the thread.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

brought to you by the King Cobra stream:
"ew ew EW EEEWWWW EEEEWWWWWW EEEEEEWWWWWWWW" - joshua moon

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

No matter how mad I get about bullshit in my life, I can feel good knowing that I will never get triggered so hard by a bottle of ketchup that I complain to the fucking government about it.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

"It's not plaster, It's dried cum that I haven't managed to chisel off of the ceiling yet"

 

[Haffhart]

STYLE PERIL

 

[Hitman One]

Your chances of encountering Rioley in real life are low but never zero.

 

[Meat Target]

I would never harm a beautiful person such as yourself, unless there was money or pussy involved.

 

[Not Really Here]

It is absolutely unacceptable to call Asians niggers. They prefer the term "slants".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And boy am I excited.

 

[Meat Target]

Drinking brought me here and I can't find the exit.

I'd kill you for free if I could avoid getting punished.

Take the worst of men, the worst of women, put it inside a human being and you have yourself a troon.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

The Internet is temporary. Your criminal record is forever.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

All these changes and you still look miserable. Gee, I wonder why?

You're right, but I also want to point out that he shot three of these Antifa clowns—randomly sampled from the Kenosha Antifa population—and he came up 3-for-3 on pedophile degenerates with anger problems.

Kyle did God’s work, killing Jewish pedophile terrorists that night.

I was just starting to enjoy this thread.

And then you guys decided to be gay.

I'm not sure cattle with the veneer of a wise, conflict-adverse old man have business with the written word, yet here we are.

If you're ever forced to kill or wound a Jew, nigger, pedophile, or some other leftist degenerate in self defense just flee and hide until they stop looking for you then quietly leave the country.

CIA please don't poz my neghole.

All of them were jews. And the last time the jews were this upset about a dead pedophile, they founded the Anti-Defamation League in response.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

he is a nigger weeb!

I'm not here for politics, I just like Sopranos gifs

F in chat for Fivey the Fox
RIP and stay foxy

BAILIFF- SMACK HIS NUTS

This is devolving into a fediverse argument about if hardcore lolicon counts as child pornography. I'm waiting for one of them to bring up how she's canonically an 8,000 year old vampire.

IMMORTANTRUMP DONATED 3 DOLLARS
THEY FOUND OUT

God, social media was such a fucking mistake.

If I was a witness and a lawyer brought me Subway I'd intentionally torpedo his case.

Man I loved Murder, I can't wait for Super Murder. Sega truly does what Nintendon't.

Mr. Detective, are you of African American descent?

Rekieta and his crew are literally cucks watching a video of their proverbial wives being fucked and they're shouting at the screen 'call her a whore!'

That's the gayest term I've heard all day today

“You’re Honor, with all due respect opposing counsel is a homosexual.”

WHAT OF IT?! WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?! I'LL TURN YOU INTO A REAL MURDERED MEAT FAG!

You should see her buttocks. They are surprising massive. I think half of her body mass is located entirely in that region.

 

[Meat Target]

Fascism this, Nazi that, orange man hit me with a whiffleball bat. Inigo Montoya would disapprove.

 

[Hitman One]

If I were him I'd be shooting up every day just to escape the reality of being me.

Judge would be like, "Ah I see, case dismissed. Bailiff, get this faggot some peyote."

 

[NoReturn]

Hamberlard Raid

I FEEL LIKE I AM BEING GASLIT
MY GAS IS ALIT

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"My life is blessed. I'm a spiritual billionaire."