random_text.txt

[John Andrews Stan]

“Well I have no proof and I’m not going to listen to more than 2 min of curled poster fat kid.”

@MirnaMinkoff

 

[Pissmaster]

After getting in the car, he sticks his head out the window, looked me in the eye, and smiled while shouting, "Don't dox my car!"

Here is a picture of his license plate.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Once again the internet stumbles into ancient occult practices through the power of horny.

 

[PhoBingas]

If you're not mad enough to feast on the still-warm entrails of your enemies, you're not really mad.

 

[ScooterL]

He had anal sex with a horse quite frequently, but yeah, his last encounter killed him

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I was going to post that quote

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

if you dont pick this for the winner OP I will go to the bathroom on you.

asian women look like pugs and i've never been able to understand yellow fever

Slobber mutt does not like pure-(in)bred pugs it seems…

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't understand any of what is happening in that picture and I'm very grateful for that.

I was going to post that quote

 

[Happy Fish]

Nuclear power isn't dangerous. Ukrainians are just too stupid to boil water.

 

[Sundae]

It doesn't take that much work to get the pearl out of an oyster. Plus you can cook and eat the oyster afterwards. My life is just a big bag of shit someone left on the shelf in the auto parts section at Walmart.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Show some respect for the Araneae order; at least their chelicerae are functional, useful and not created from shredded penis.

Behind my eyelids I see the diseased and festering mound. I pace the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the Farmers — but the amhole steadily festers. Oh God! what can I do? I foam — FUCK fuck NO NO fuck NO fuck, I swing the chair upon which I have been sitting, and grate it upon the keyboard, but the Amhole festers all over and continually decreases in depth … shallower — shallower — shallower!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I did not expect to read those words in that order when I got up this morning.

 

[Hitman One]

I hate trannies so much

All of this is extremely gay somehow

What, you don't remember when Hitler found Friedrich Ebert's post-humous cringe tweets and cancelled him?

 

[Wakko Warner]

"I got it! How about we make an episode composed entirely of vulgar humor, while also inventing an awesome dance move that will endure throughout the ages! Wouldn't that be RADICAL?!"

 

[Meat Target]

That man ripped his nutsack in half with a power drill and still has a better understanding of geopolitics than anyone in twitter

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"I entered the friendzone but all I found was enemies"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh god, if the US ever nuts up and strips her of her license for her butchery, watch her become a mob doctor. Stitching up gunshot wounds and extracting kidneys in sleazy motel rooms.

Also Jesus Christ, these types of video formats are just designed to pander to retards who get their personality in tabloids/magazines/zodiac signs aren't they?

Have fun shaving your bellysausage, sweetie!

Is that dark unshaven hair in his armpits when showing off his new vagooma? He would have been better off getting hair removal and fake boobs, bc he still looks as manly as can be. Feet are huge.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If that had been a black squirrel he would have magdumped immediately. I bet they took that squirrel out for Burger King afterwards.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

How the fuck is Norman Lear still alive?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Asians too sensitive and blaming the Batman when they should be blaming the Blackman.