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BelUwUga said:
They're as flighty and stress-prone as sheep. Dumber than some of the more clever swine I've handled. They are dangerous like cattle while marginally more intelligent. I know plenty of folks with a room temperature IQ that can win that mental chess match every single time. If you're weak or overly emotional I can see where you might think they require exceptional physicality. For men working on farms it's no trouble at all usually. The closest thing you've had to a good take is identifying them as reactionary animals.
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Featured on Apr 30, 2022 by Null: I'm doing some Random Quote mining.
I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.
 
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Null said:
I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.
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That's a shame, I'd have suggested a quote from MATI:

"So if you're wondering who 'Toilet Nigga' is, that would be Peter Coffin's child."
 
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Rungle said:
"So yes, the fanfics have become real and shit" -Christine Weston Chandler confirming sexual relationships with his mother.
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I really like this one lol.

"I suspect my 1-year-old combustible engine car from them is going to plummet in value soon."

From Brianna "John" Wu talking about his car engine apparently being an engine that bursts into flame.
 
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hardc...-as-american-as-apple-pie.117378/page-2#posts
Came for the adult films, get stuck with a 1500 word essay analyzing moans and another with 5000 words on why stepmoms or siblings getting trapped in everyday objects are a philosophical metaphor about life.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/video...ter-apparent-harassment.117354/#post-11711414
What you get for messing with Mao's best warrior.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/angry...-jimmy-johns-police-say.117875/#post-11770299
Is it safe to assume in the USA if a Black person comes up to you complaining about their restaurant order your life may be at risk?
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