Ay Goyim, heard ya were talking about us Mangosteins. Look I know there's a lot of bad info around about ah family and ah history in the mango business, some unpleasantries, but let me assure you my friend it's all just rumahs and lies.
Anyways, since I got ya here I figured maybe I could interest ya in trying one of our new kosher mangos. Finest mangos around, I assure ya, proprietary kosherizing process, blessed by my uncle rabbi Shlomo Mangostein. Ok, look, I like you
@Gorgar, so I'll tell you what I'll do; why don't I give you your first crate ah mangos at a discount? Finest mangos around, ya'd have tah be a madman to say no. I'll start getting the paperwork in ordah.
No refunds.