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[Return of the Freaker]

Look you have to pay the coal toll if you wanna get on Tyrone's roll?

 

[Meat Target]

I celebrate any time the rotting carcass of this country gurgles and vomits up something new that pisses people off

 

[Sprate Header]

Beating women is the best thing - and most fun amount of fun you can have while playing an app

 

[PhoBingas]

You gotta have standards or we're just Weimar Germany without the quaint mustaches.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Everyone is mad. This is great!

 

[Aunt Carol]

More time awake is more time to poop.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Powerlevel but the one time I went to RI I got off the freeway in some city there and it was fucking Mogadishu. It was 10 PM and child joggers were bouncing basketballs off my rental.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

That sounds like a threat, careful gays Bette Midler's coming for you.

 

[I am vomit]

I wouldn't think McDonald's would be very "bottom friendly".

I thought she was supposed to be a wicked witch, not a Grand Wizard.

July 4th weekend's a hell of a time for null to stop sniffing glue.

More time awake is more time to poop.

Please don't that ban is the only proof I have that I'm not a pedophile.

How many Canadian chicks travel to Texas for abortions?

On one hand, I support the sanctity of life, but on the other hand, I don’t want more niggers.

Sometimes you just can’t win.

"Honey, can you pick up some weed while you're killing our progeny?"
*audible sigh* "put it on the list..."

I hope all your POC friends with will thank you for saving them from some random kiwifarms user.

But if you stop posting now, racist kiwifarmers might feel emboldened to attack your black friends.

What? When you're going to be homeless you don't sit on your ass scribbling on your face with marker and drawing lopsided vampire lesbian sex scenes?

Just lock the retard in the attic and feed them scraps. Like having a pet goldfish that punches holes in the ceiling.

Wait, YOU, of all people, are indignant over an old lady striptease?

Also why are people even caring about this? Isn't the most important issue in the world the right of hulking male ogres to show their dicks to children? And by that I mean women. Their penises are female when they show them to children.

This thing makes the whole idea of rape even more awesome. Not only do you get to nut inside some whore, you can double rape her by forcing her to give birth to your baby, the DNA from your nut is half her baby, and she has to give birth to it or be a criminal, and since she's in a red state, they'll probably just let the baby die anyway, because only fetuses have rights.

Reminder that no baby is a viable living being. Not a single one of them can fight off a pack of wolves by itself.

Suggestion: all newborn babies should have to fight off a pack of wolves to be allowed to live.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

if you give a troon an inch they take a child.

 

[Blackhole]

To think: All of this ended up happening because Zoe Quinn couldn’t keep it in her pants.

Yeah fuck phoneposters. Ban phoneposters. Jihad against phoneposters. Phoneposters are faggots.

Sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge using Tapatalk.

I'm not embedding shit. You WILL see my posts you double nigger.

Nigger shat himself in the Holy Father's presence.

nope, you're a nigger and my site is a nigger fuck you

Folx, I think we're forgetting the biggest victims here.

Trannies.

Everyone is mad. This is great!

ROE HAS A CONTISITUTIONAL RIGHT TO WADE DEEZ NUTS ACROSS HER TONGUE

I want to come inside John Adams.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a mortician? The mortician stops fucking you after you're dead.

AN ABORTION PROTEST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

imagine knowing about elder scrolls lore fucking nerds lol go talk about your stupid ass game that no one cares about in another plane of oblivion

 

[LurkTrawl]

wrong... i once picked up a nice piece of ass by talking about why trains have problems going up hill. just wear a skinny jeans...

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Bob's blood cells have all been replaced by the tiny laughing faces of the kids who bullied him in high school.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Don't worry, Bobby. I'm sure someday Shigeru Miyamoto will come and slay everyone south of the Mason-Dixon line with the Master Sword.

 

[Meat Target]

Like a potbelly pig being chased by a toddler, he can't help but go wee wee wee.

White liberal women talk like MLK and live like the KKK.

 

[Matt Damon]

What kind of Wellbutrin and Franzia fueled fever dream revealed this gem of wisdom onto you?

 

[Lurker]

@elite_club

 

[Brain Power]

Im having diarrhea, but it doesn’t hurt when it comes out, so satisfying mannnn.

 

[PhoBingas]

If the country actually balkanizes over either the gun shit or the bortion shit, just remember:

ALL of this started when some sheboon let her nigglet crawl into a gorilla cage in a fucking flyover state in 2016.

 

[Meat Target]

If you imagine your dream woman and the first thing that comes to mind is an anime girl, you're already beyond redemption.