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[BIG BILL HELL'S]

"Safe, legal, and rare" has been replaced by "STICK AN EGGBEATER IN MY BOX OHHH YESSSS HAIL MOLOCH!"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If boobs are what make a woman then 60% of American men are women... Because they're FAT!

 

[Table Country]

“She gayly lesbianed as she blacked down the stairs”.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kissing the homies goodnight? Not gay
Comparing dick size? Hella gay

Deadnaming is a civic duty.

"don't piss on me and tell me it's raining, but feel free to piss on me and call me a good boy cumslut dumpster scum uwu baby!"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm on a website that allows me keep up with the exploits of trannies turning their alpaca farm grift into a wasteland while I read a PhD-level dissertation on the concept of being Nigger Rich as opposed to being New Money. KF is such a magical place.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry for bumping this goddamn thread again but I went back to the smurf forum because I want to die.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Yeah? Well joke's on you; racists can enter contracts.

 

[Solid Snek]

I like animals, math and programming. In all honesty most cis women don't have any real hobbies.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If I were his employer, I’d fire him for speaking publicly and on-the-record in a mangled argot of 50% Valley Girl and 50% douchebag jock.

Like, what the fuck, bro, like what fuckin’ like professional company like wants to be fuckin’ known as like the assholes that like hired this asshat bro like totally.

Attention All Mexica rape babies and mutt descendants of Conquistadores - You Are Not Latin, You Do Not Come From Latium.

The New Yorker is immunized against all dangers: one may say his city is dirty, crime-ridden, sociopathic, greedy, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call his bodega a filthy convenience store and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Zoning laws are what prevent niggers coming in and turning your area into a toilet.

Exhibitionism, humiliation, etc become necessary after you've fried your brain on 3d rendered catgirl porn for 20 years.

Assholes who blast their music into public deserve to be shot on sight; no judge or jury, straight to execution.

I think that weird trickling sensation I felt on my neck was my brain melting and running out of my ears.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If I had a tank, I’d park it in a disability spot.

 

[Skitarii]

ISlam
ISrael

????
this can't be a coincidence

 

[Meat Target]

no. I'm just someone who has seen a picture of his dick.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

quickest way to end global warming is to wipe India and china off the map.

I like the Dutch now.

 

[Meiwaku]

Everytime I use a word like "gay" or "retarded" some gay retard reminds me those words are hurtful.

 

[whothefuck]

We're a very diverse community of white supremacists.

 

[I am vomit]

And to think she could've gotten away with doing literally nothing while her army of groomed 13 year olds make free art for her.

Wanna mooch? Get the swamp gooch!

The only legitimate bioterrorist in the furry-sphere are people like Lou, who are so remarkably obese that the spaces between their folds are populated by a bacterial culture rapidly evolving into a sentient cooperative organism. He’s growing the fucking flood in between his ass cheeks and under his titties.

Kyttie had shit buckets, Polissa has bathtub trumpets.

You mean the piss balls? The floor would be too slippery and covered in ancient tard piss for anyone to get near him.

I'm on a website that allows me keep up with the exploits of trannies turning their alpaca farm grift into a wasteland while I read a PhD-level dissertation on the concept of being Nigger Rich as opposed to being New Money. KF is such a magical place.

>GIRL POWER t-shirt
>I want a man to piss into my mouth!

I've seen Alzheimer grannies in hospital corridors who looked saner than this freak.

If she really is a necromancer from North Carolina she isn't doing a very good job since Dale is still dead.

The stuffed animal looks like it has some fucked up mohawk

I thought she was a double amputee with the most convincing (ironic, I know) set of legs!

No no no, my friend, she mentioned being a mouth toilet in a post about being a naughty mommy.

Chris can barely make shit fall out of his ass, let alone become a mechanic or an engineer

These failtrolls have added no real content to the thread outside of one of them getting tard piss scented pokemon cards out of him.

Yes hello, a geeked out man in a diaper sent me a bunch of fetish photos of himself and asked me to go around the internet posting them, and I felt it was my duty to follow through on his request at all costs"

I don't know why you people would ever think that sounds suspicious.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Who needs numbers when you have Allah?

 

[Hitman One]

I thought she was my friend, but she wasn't. She lied to me. I sent her hats and dresses.

I have no friends. No one ever listens to me. When I would post about Tom and make up stories, I thought I was entertaining people like a Howard Stern character. I have no real life and no career and nothing that makes me important or special

I am very sick and need help

I tried to delete my posts even before the cease and desist order

I am checking myself into a mental health clinic Friday morning.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There will be no cat girl glamour for older trannies, only a painful existence of clots, fragile bones, kyphosis, UTIs and cancer.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck kind of place Highland Park is if a 5'11'' man with face tattoos draws less attention if he's wearing a dress.