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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Guys she said it.

J.K. Rowling just told a tranny to cope and seethe.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Luke 12:2 For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed: nor hidden, that shall not be known.

 

[Meat Target]

As a counterpoint, I wish to cite early 2000's Internet discussion: Whoever thought of this is a nazi anus faggot gimp butt-munching donkey-dong-sucking fuck fuckety fuck that should be shot and anally raped by a T-Rex.

"You should seek Canadian healthcare, NOW!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

All I want for Christmas is for the rest of the prophecy to be fulfilled.

Dicks out for Tiehm's buckwheat!

My brother in Christ, what do you mean by "fun"?

I'm also slightly drunk and might be full of shit. No one knows.

1. Initial Shock
2. Disgust Addiction
3. Indescribable Rage
4. Existential Dread
5. Tranquil Misanthropy

"Hey Timmy! How come your mom lets you have two buttholes?"

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I wish Andy Kaufman was around to see this.

Is her arm sausage resting on top of her pubes ? Have these girls ever seen a male body in real life ?

 

[Cyclonus]

Kiwi Farms is like if Nietzche stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back then called him a faggot.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Merkel and her consequences have been a disaster for the Bavarian people.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I just realized something about my wording: by "gets him really hard" I mean strongly affects him emotionally, not that it gives him the big penis.

Chicken alfredo and six dead children, amazing

Alt is the peoples' janny. He shows that even someone with a broom can shit on the floor with the rest of us.

 

[SofondaCox]

@MrTroll
No. Didn't you notice the sign that says Hate Has No Home Here? It's written in multiple languages in case you're some retarded foreigner who doesn't speak English.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I dunno. I’m on Facebook and have low standards and I tell black chicks “Yo, how about I face fuck you like my dick is Popeyes and you want a dinner for three?” And they seem flattered and interested in my poetic words.

 

[Haffhart]

Reddit go five minutes without concocting yet another hairbrained scheme to rape kids challenge (impossible)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There's no such thing as too many sandwiches.

 

[Meat Target]

That isn't what it means to have "explosive diarrhea", Grandpa!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I hope Nathfield every one of you trolls.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

So there's the hips, the brow ridge, the arms, the hands, the feet, the Adam's apple, the tits, the genitals, all need to be changed to approximate the visual appearance of the opposite [sex]?

The people who go through this are sick and need help, and the people to urge them on and profit from their suffering deserve to die.

 

[Probably An Autist]

This isn't speculation, I literally have have a video of @AnOminous jerking off while moaning the name of Elon Musk's jet. I'm not joking, I have the video

 

[Aunt Carol]

At least in my fanfic you can inject the narrative of God being dead and we are all alone.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In some ways I'm thankful I spent my early 20s almost without friends because I couldn't go out drunk with them and slur "hey you know whuddat be fun, let's get Megaman X tattoos" and wake up with a Sigma symbol on my ass

Everyone's laughing until someone lights one of her farts on fire, then you'll see what she means.

When Eminem said "Hi kids, do you like violence? want to see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids?" He never actually meant that. I on the other hand, want to do that. The nails in the eyes, not Moby-Lizz.

Oh, naturally. Did you also utilize next-generation metrics and leverage your synergies to create a holistic customer-centric paradigm?

Anything is a buttplug if you're brave enough.

Everyone’s favorite pepperoni connoisseur has received a modest amount of attention on r/antiwork. Truly, this is his zenith

There are a rare few who are privileged to witness the birth of new pasta.

You could post that entire essay on his forehead and still find room to write it again.

.44 Magnum is irreplaceable, punk!

which really molests my monkeys

 

[IKOL]

Does Mien Kampf have a Pidgin version?