The Alpacas were huddled in the cattle car. It was cold. The young ones cowered under their mothers who stared ahead blankly. The fathers had a beaten look about them. The wind blew across the forlorn steppe, bringing the promise of more snow. Soon enough a light snapped on and the sound of heavy foot steps surrounded them. The doors were thrown open. In the glaring light there was the shadow of men, at their sides other men in German Shepherd pup play masks.
"ALPACA SCHWINE AUS!" the command was given in a strange tenor that seemed to try and be soprano but failed miserably. The figures in dog masks barked menacingly. Spurred more be fear then desire, the Alpacas charged out of the cattle car onto the barren hellscape surrounded by barbed wire. The only light coming from a solar battery powered spotlight that cast a fitful glare over the encampment. Immediately one of the tallest figures, easily 6 feet tall or more began to roughly examine each of the Alpacas. The children were separated from their parents and moved to the side. All the Males that were not above a certain height were swiftly herded by the dog mask wearers who yelped in sadistic glee, driving them into the center of the compound. For the females, an even more sadistic fate. The hulking figures without masks wearing rictus grins began to roughly examine their vaginas and separate the female Alpacas into two lines.
Whatever criteria the inspectors had was not communicated, but ultimately several of the older female alpacas were separated from the the group to join the rejected males. They were never seen from again, but a baleful light glowed from the kitchen in the hovel beyond the barbed wire. "IST BURRITO TAG" the tallest figure screamed. The dog mask wearers howled with glee. And as suddenly as it began it was over, and those who remained were left huddled in the cold winter, without food and temperatures dropping below freezing. The wind blew across the camp. It carried with it the smell of grass, of freedom, and the charred odor of searing meat. The children did not cry. The females that remained huddled about each other while the males brooded dejectedly.
It was their first day at the Alpacawitz Tranch.
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