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[S.C.U.D.]

The stress of being constantly ridiculed at work for his perceived lack of sexual experience and being repeatedly called a Mountain Jew was taking its toll on Mr. Roper.

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[Gentlebastard]

Thank you Null, for continuing to inflict the Kiwi Farms upon the world.

I don't know if people are sexually harassing Donald Duck, and I don't want to know.

Yeah dude, your footlong italian sub with extra cheese, and 3 sauces is totally healthy bro because they also sell 6in veg subs in the same building.

There's just so many fatty layers to this.

Faaaaaar right is when people have opinions I don't like

they cope and sneed knowing that nazis riff harder than commies

Sorry you got raped bitch but here's every non-woke thing you ever did

The SJW Overtroons are capricious tyrants; a hero of the cause can suddenly become persona non grata, as Keffals just found out.

Whenever I start feeling a twinge of sympathy at redditors at antiwork or any other communist subs when they complain about how bad their lives are, I just pull up posts like this to remind myself they deserve far worse.

Shoot your local dealer, not in minecract, in real life!

When I was young I didn't think there was such a thing as absolute evil.

Wouldn't it be easier just to euthanize them?

I didn't know you were Canadian.

Do me a cartoon where a black man has a white transblack move in and introduce himself as “Slavey McCottonpicker, negro at large.”

Side note; That troons grin literally gives him away as a serial killer.

I think us spergs at internet forums tend to forget while the glowies are evil they are still human and fuck up a lot.

Even Kpop stans have better morals.

Behold: the face of bioleninism.

Too slow, a rope and a stool would solve his problems instantly.

the racist community is so much more diverse than the anti-racist community

Otherwise-heterosexual men who are attracted to trannies, aka "chicks with dicks."

That's just a faggot who lies about it.

This article was not written using a dildo connected to a keyboard that types as you suck dick—but it could have been.

From: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-...ard-is-perfect-if-your-job-sucks-dick.152902/

the real hard hitting question to ask is: Should fat people be allowed to have food?
to which the answer is a resounding "No."

 

[Rozzy]

after seeing someone’s cock, I think I’m going back to sleep

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Let Blobby Say Nigger

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Never give a faggot encouragement and praise, they only learn to expect it.

 

[Mannibal]

Take the L and fuck off to Kuwait already.

I'm adding "Trying to buy a baby from Thailand" to my 2023 bingo card.

ALL FEAR GERALD FROM YOUTUBE SUPPORT

If he beat her with a spoon she'd be expecting to be fed with it.

 

[Snusmumriken]

From cute and human looking to horrific and uncanny, Korea done goofed.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Oh, what's a Virginia Birdbath you may ask? That's when your partner fills their mouth with Fanta and you dip your balls into it while they beat you off.

Chrissy Chandler had a schlong, did his father 40 wrong, when his dad was good and gone, gave his mother 41.

this meatball neckbeard looks like good content for the breadtube thread

Yikes. Now, instead of just looking like a necrophiliac fetish blowup doll, Clotso's ridiculously filtered pic looks like a necrophiliac fetish sharmuta/babushka blowup doll.

Her head shape looks like phimosis of the dick.

It's less that she doesn't deserve to rape and more that you are thirstposting on a smegma infested fat tranny.

I'd rather put my dick in the barrel of a loaded shotgun, have sex with it and pull the trigger. Less of a traumatic experience than anything to do with Chris or a fake prostate pussy.

I'd like to see the law that jails people for adopting cats.

Land O Lakes is a huge blow to native American women, because they sure as hell aren't sexy enough to recoup their image without butter.

I thought I was trying to kind, but I deserve to die in the slowest way possible and apparently fuck dogs.

I think the sky queefer comes from something else entirely.

Why is the internet full of degenerates? Can't I enjoy my cat videos in peace without fat retarded trannies?

Let Blobby Say Nigger

D-does that work? Does a man's ass feel that similar to a vagina?

@The Luigi Player I want to take him down a notch. I want to throw him into the grinder and turn him into a meatball. Every time I see that guy I have to go scream into my pillow and punch my stuffed animals for a half hour. I'm going to marry his mom so I can become his stepdad and subject him to psychological abuse and neglect.

I see with my eyes, nigger, and I see you're a man

I DO NOT LIVE IN A GODDAMNED GROUP HOME, and I DO PAY MY BILLS ON MY OWN.

I DO NOT LIVE IN A FREAKING GROUP HOME. NO I AM NOT MAD I AM USING THE CAPS TO MAKE A POINT.

And for the record the former people involved already tried to contact my home and failed miserably and realized I DON'T LIVE IN A GROUP HOME.

Is that a consent accident if you inject a dog hair into your body?

Again, with how much time I'm online, do you really think I live in a group home and can be online doing all the nudity stuff I did, etc?

What she ''needs'' is a kick in the rotten vagina.

I look forward to the bright red piggy face squeezing out the tears as best it can.

Well, the piss smell has to turn some heads

So basically she's a female Mr.Garrison

I've always put the cart back but now I'm not gonna anymore just to spite half this thread.

I might even take a little poop in there

Finally, time for the lunatics to realize they've made an awful mistkake and they should get some actual therapy if they ever want a chance of a normal life blame TERFS and Nazis and KiwiFarms for not allowing them to inject destructive drugs legally.

It's from a ballsack, not a balding hairline.

Ingredients: TRANNY CUM, CHLOROFORM, CAT TESTICLE HAIR (MALE), ESTROGEN (PROD.: USSR, 1967), CARBON TETRACHLORIDE, HIV, COCAINE, AMPHETAMINE, PROGESTERONE (PROD.: 1877, OTTOMAN EMPIRE), MONKEYPOX, BIS(CHLOROMETHYL) ETHER, DISSOLVED PVC, SNEED OIL, KEFFALS ASS CRACK SWEAT, 37% FORMALDEHYDE IN METHANOL, TETRACHLOROETHYLENE, SODIUM CYANIDE, LIZ FONG-JONES' NEOVAGINA FLUIDS.

Yeah that's right, @BargainBinLaden posts a bunch of shit questions but his penis isn't archived to the site... That I know of.

 

[Table Country]

Fun fact: years ago he was offered a voice acting job for "Angry Goy" and got rejected

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You know how they say "Would you rather have a live daughter or a dead son?"

There are times when the dead son is the preferred option.

I gave every single post in this thread an :autism: rating.

My work here is done.

How the fuck have you dumb niggers been at this for 9 days?

I declare everyone in this thread to be a retard, myself included.

Good intentions pave the road to being a retard on the internet

I had them pegged as Male-to-Male Transsexuals

>Autistic OP
>Person being talked about is being autistic af
>People shouting back at him are also being autistic af
>People talking about him on here are also being autistic af

It's a day ending in y here on the Farms.

I'm more interested in the one guy that is giving every comment an autistic reaction. Can we get a thread on that guy?

The correct move is always to return the cart and also to run super-fast and shove it in the corral so it goes "KA-KSSSSSSSSSHH" when it hits the others.

My entire life, I've returned my shopping carts to the corral. I'll oftentimes move the shopping carts of other people to the corral if they're close. Once upon a time, I worked at a grocery store and it was my job to do so, so I empathize with the poor teenage kids pushing the carts and shoppers who have the wind blow carts into their cars and leave dents. Their job is made a great deal harder by selfish people who don't take the ten seconds to take responsibility for their own carts.

Having said that, there will likely come a day when I will be in a hurry for this reason or that or not feeling well. Perhaps, for once in my life, I won't return the shopping cart to the corral.

If, on the one day in my life that I didn't happen to do so and he was unfortunate enough to witness me doing so, that this ugly sperg charged at me with a camera yelling LAZYBONES at me and making siren noises, if I was having a particularly bad day, I might very well snap and beat him within an inch of his life on the spot. I wouldn't hold it against anybody who did.

He isn't doing mid-level violence, he's being gay at you. Laugh and drive away.

I’ve been watching this dude for years. It’s pretty great how he basically only has one joke and it still stays funny. Maybe I’m just a brainlet

The Shopping Cart thread is pure distilled amazing and I highly recommend that everyone here both browse through it and also leave your opinion to keep the dumpster fire burning.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wish to clarify that my "live daughter or dead son" post was not made in the shopping cart thread. But I wish it had been.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Covid is such a gay disease. Anyone who died from covid should kill themselves.

 

[Meat Target]

as opposed to PG-rated sexual harassment?

My local crackheads love this one neat trick.

soon as the law is gone i will start killing all the people who ever wronged me in life, starting with the boy who stole my purple crayon on the second day of school.

Use a bidet. Spraying streams of water into your asshole is a lot less gay and more practical.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I loved it when Pippa went “It’s Pippin’ time!” and pipkinned all over Chase’s shitty new alt. Truly one of the vtuber interactions of all time.

Chase is dead and he's Chase's older and cooler twin brother, also named Chase.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Imagine getting your asshole gently kissed by someone who just ate a mouthful of altoids and knowing you're clean. It's minty fresh.

 

[King Kiwi]

I wish to clarify that my "live daughter or dead son" post was not made in the shopping cart thread. But I wish it had been.

I personally like the "live daughter" part.

As it applies to me.

 

[easy]

"Hey, get your child porn out of my monkey penis torture porn!"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I park next to an abandoned cart, take that cart, and then leave it there where I found it when I'm done shopping, preserving the fragile ecosystem exactly as I found it.

 

[Crex Crex]

"jokes on you a-logs, i was only pretending to have my various love interests get blacked by a transformers toy"

 

[Punished Neco]

“That’s not where the cart goes... That’s not where the pee goes.” - Cart Narc

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