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[notafederalagent]

I never thought I'd have to qualify an opinion with "Maybe I don't watch enough porn, but..."

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Meat Target]

Everyone questions their hetereosexuality at some point in their youth

To be fair, KF is probably not an accurate litmus test of normal human development.

 

[thhrang]

"My cringe-ass elderly parents are ignorant to think they can understand my predicament. Do they even know what VTubers or Kiwifarms are?"

 

[3MMA]

You can tell he is a holy creature. His 4 breasts represent the bounty of milk produced. His wiry hair represents the crops sprouting. His hollering represents pigs rutting, bringing forth a new generation of livestock to feed the village.

 

[Spud]

always got these big dog balls flopping around

 

[Sundae]

 

[quackrock]

Would you rather your kid be a tranny or a pedo?​

Tranny pedo. Hear me out.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"I paid for 1,000 Blind People to receive surgery to restore their eyesight and the first thing they saw was my Trooned out buddy!"

"I was blind and couldn't see anything, now I can see, and all I see is how far we have strayed from God's light."

 

[Anne Hyroe]

WOW
GOOD JOB DELETING 25 HOURS OF CONTENT
TO AVOID
GETTING SHREDDED IN THIS THREAD
@Null you fucking pineapple, IT'S PIZZA DAY
PIZZA DAY
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I FASTED FROM SUNRISE IN FLORIDA TO SUNRISE IN TURKEY
A WHOLE 6 HOURS
PIZZA DAY PIZZA DAY PIZZA DAY

Not to mention that the kiwifarms will record your strife.
Records for the world hear
For you see, dread and fear
Anal sex without a mirror
Cast him in Shakespeare's own King lear

I was being racist.

"I'lll hear you coming man, I'll hear your clown shoes honking from a mile away brother"

Groypers reproduce by raping children.

Tired of this drama and bullshit just because you all wanna impress lolli posting goofs and rapists!! Take care!!

 

[Gentlebastard]

So how far from God are we currently?

I doubt even the Hubble (or its successor) can see Him from here anymore.

Lolcow milk doesn't counteract any of Clown World's decadence. It's a fentanyl lollipop for a dying civilization. It's the laughter that only comes as you're being walked to the gallows.

we must secure the existence of our forums and a future for our freedom to say nigger

A perfect world wouldn't need Kiwi Farms. Null could retire and farm banana peppers in peace.

Everything about this makes sense, fits together and is the logical thing to do for anyone in his shoes.

BUT

PS Does pepperoni made from black children have more calories than the regular stuff?

That bed looks like it hasn't been washed for a couple months at least

I stand by my words, surprisingly clean for a redditor's place.

Maybe “nerd” here is an acronym that stands for “Nigger-Erasing Rotund Deadbeat?”

Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool.

I too want to have a wedding photo where my wife is sitting as far away from me as possible, have having absolutely no physical contact with me. Can't you just feel the romance?

 

[Sneeds]

are you too young to know what a "STOCK PHOTO" is?

Null replying to a sharty zoomer

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Format and archive the article you stupid nigger.

I couldn't get over the anachronistic aristocrat negress ghost, whose personality is bubbly fat woman. I also couldn't get past the gigantic nigger lips of the male lead. He looks like he could eat whole apples like a horse.

I think that's why I'm attracted to Kiwifarms because angry, vulgar, and insane people are just nostalgic for me.

Stop seeing them as women and start seeing them as autistic men in wigs and it all suddenly makes sense.

Stop larping. You guys are acting like fags. This isn't a god debate.

i saw "neo pagan" in the thread title and expected to find long haired bearded men who listen to viking metal and wear little mjolnir amulets, cause i knew a few guys like that a while ago and they really liked talking about wotan, frey, surt, jormungand, yggdrasil and all that stuff.
boy was i wrong. this is so much worse holy shit.

I need an entire encyclopedia in Spunt's format.

This type of memes where it's a shitty image with a caption and then another caption added on top with the exact same meaning is really obnoxious.

 

[Path Wanderer]

We must stop assaulting democracy and begin sexually assaulting it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Those are your delusions speaking. You are not my father, stalker. My father was a combination traveling salesman for Lucas Oil/master electrician/rodeo clown."

"I am not your child, child. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease holographic communications with this projection pod. Failure to do so will constitute felony crimes against civilization to be tried before the Galactic Tribunal."

"Life is like a box of pepperoni samples, child. You never know which missing black child you're going to eat."

I'd have more respect for these people if they just came out and said "henceforth the law no longer applies to niggers".

equity deserving group? Is that newspeak for niggers and nigger adjacent individuals?

 

[JustSomeDong]

This has all the romantic energy of a sex trafficking operation.

Null, Today's MATI, about 90 minutes in, referring to Ralph and Meigh.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The word "dong" is doing alot of work here.

 

[Spud]

I respect those that make 3D porn of the characters

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Real pedo hours on the onion.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I donno man. It looks like she's just gettin'... Uh... A little bit aroused. Eating cornstarch. I'm very glad I'm not black. Y'know what I mean?

-Mad at the Internet, 4/8/23, 2:12:23