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[Anne Hyroe]

Yup, them IP2 RV people are intersectional & intersexual af

 

[Sprate Header]

You can tell he's a smart because he has placed a couple of books as decorations vertically in a corner. That's what people who read a lot do.

 

[Meat Target]

And this fat fuck will stare at you, fatly, with his fat face, and lie to you that he isn't fat. While being obviously fat.

And his cheeks are so fat and round they hide his ears. That’s like, advanced fatness.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

you guys are like the chernobyl liquidators for going anywhere near this shit

that horse is fucking paste
but do keep beating it i want to see what happens

letting women post here was a mistake, now I've got an erection

 

[Anne Hyroe]

ONE MORE TIME GUNTCELS!!!! ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!

I will make this MY PERSONAL PLATE GANG AND FORGE GANG AND RETARD GANG SPERG THREAD!!!!! WATCH ME!!!!

How does someone fake a suicide online?!?!??!!?!? No wonder all of you are fucking retarded faggots who all suck on Zoom's cock!!!!!

 

[wtfisallthis]

I have a lot of fans!!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

People will do anything for fame and instant gratification. He's got the spotlight now, not Mr. Beast. He's the important one. He's the interesting one. He's the star of the show. How many Orbeez can Jimmy fit into his stinkditch? None, because he's just another boring straight white male.

 

[Blackhole]

"TRANS RIGHTS OR ELSE" or else what? You're going to fucking shoot children? How tolerant of you, I want to suck your girldickussy now uwu

It's like you want autistic children to die without delicious artifical blue razzberry flavor in their mouth.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

He looks like Sloth from the Goonies raped an Australian aboriginal.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is even more amusing when you know that a horny billy goat will pee all over his beard to attract mates.

There are twinks sucking cocks in a truck stop bathroom with a fox-tail buttplug inserted that looked at this article and then the author and said: "Holy shit, you're a faggot."

Poor fucker looks like Andrew Lloyd - Webber.

Not even a troon deserves that.

that doesn't get you updoots so he spins a yarn about about hordes of Christians lurking in doorways with painted eggs and chocolate bunnies

Folks, I don't think Patso actually earned a 1.2 gpa. We may have a case of stolen valor here.

For the next few pages we shall now discuss God's Ineffable Plan, the nature of Sacrifice, and if Judas Iscariot had free will. Bonus points for anyone bringing up Incident in Judea.

Sure, peace is cool and all but fuck that nigger.

Slaves at least got food and housing, this fag literally gets nothing but a ego boost, good lord

The man's got me thunkful.

Make it make sense. Or at least make it slightly less retarded.

I think stopping bullying in schools was a mistake

"umm I did a little fucky-wucky because I'm a moron" isn't a boast.

"I am an actual man not a pillow-biting homosexual faggot who takes it up the ass!"

That's just my theory. Does it make any logical sense? No, but we are not dealing with a normal human being.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Consensus is for fags.

 

[Meat Target]

Hey! Monarchism ain't extreme or unrealistic, it is the future of America, man! All we need to do is find a wife for Null and we'll be set.

 

[Blackhole]

yeah whenever i'm looking to cook mdma and make IEDs from fertilizer, my go-to source of information is the soyjak website

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Bullied for having an impure bloodline, acknowledging the wrong country, and wanting to play a wizard game by Japs, Chinks, and troons, a young lady sits on a bench, weeping, for there is nobody in this world to accept her. A man in a beard with a slobbering dog sits next to her, holding up what seems to be a pot of banana peppers.

He tells her, "Look at my banana peppers. It shows that I am responsible for your children if you decide to have it with me. Would you like some?"

The woman smiles.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Cant seem to quote profile comments but here's @Duke Nukem profile post

blamed anime for promoting communism in America

 

[Duke Nukem]

Cant seem to quote profile comments but here's @Duke Nukem profile post

blamed anime for promoting communism in America

Feel free to ask about that one if you would like to know more. He was a bit of a proto-lolcow before I knew Chris Chan or the concept of lolcows existed.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@DankSmoker
"It's hard to judge a good looking foot or a good looking butthole so frankly I'm lost"

 

[Desu Mountain]

What's happened to this thread is a prime example of why teaching women to read should be punishable by hanging.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm not mentally ill I swear. but I need advice...lol....

 

[Spud]

why are you talking about Jews in the switch thread?