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[Aunt Carol]

Not to be a complete bitch but can we not keep the rape videos out of this thread?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I need you to tongue my ass deep until you get every drop, then spit your dirty creampie in my mouth.

source

 

[Blackhole]

"Ya ever notice how lazy and unproductive them robots are? I mean look at 'em, sitting around, doing meaningless tasks over and over again. Speaking the crazy beep bop boopity computer speak."

”Grifters exist so clearly right-wingers are no better than the party that wants little boys to chop their penises off and arrest anyone who dissents to that, including the very website I’m posting on, something something muh pedo priests”. -the enlightened centrist intellectual

if you are a grown adult and think two fictional child characters are lesbians you should kill yourself now before you start beating it to boku no pico

 

[Pee Cola]

Autism is not a resource you spend at will. It spends itself.

We have truly gazed into the lolcow abyss and now it gazes back at us.

I just want to note that rape has existed in high interest rate environments too.

If Chris is Homer Simpson we are Frank Grimes watching him in disbelief.

 

[AMHOLIO]

"i have a dream every black child will be chemically castrated. if they are not, i will kill myself"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Its not often you get to see a Bifurcated Gunt in its early stages, but this is it.
Quite a find.

Niggers. I knew it.

Shame it's the treasure of a nation invading us illegally, but, still, I'm radically pro-tamale.

I like how every time Stonetoss does a goofy non political comic about games or anime or whatever there's all these reddit threads with 1000+ replies of baffled redditors trying to find the hidden Nazi symbolism in the phrase "Asuka is best girl."

These people have had their brains so throughly rotted by progressive politics they genuinely cannot conceive of something not being political.

Does this grotesque, ghoulish faggot ever have any exposure to the sun? Would he just die if he were exposed to sunlight?

He is literally the "mayonnaise ghoul" the Negroes complain about all the time.

We grew up just fine*.

* I'm here, so that's debatable

Sex isn't a binary, everyone produces sperm and eggs in varying amounts depending on the pronouns they're using that day. That's why when I look at my wife I don't see a beautiful woman, I see an attractive set of randomly distributed male and female traits whose exact placement on the sex spectrum can only be determined by statistical methods employed by a biologist (preferably with a reddit account)

Imagine getting dunked on by the guy who played the devil on a fujobait tv show that lasted way too long.

Like, what if you want to publicly say nigger (with the hard r) and do that thing where you clap your hands between every word? You totally can if you identify as gender and race fluid. Then you can be a white man again when the cops show up.

I'm telling you, it's a golden opportunity.

'You don't understand Dad! The epic memer Twitter uwu femboy art of a sonic rip off character from the 90s inspired me! It is always a good idea to destroy my body and mind because of twitter art. And if you don't like that, you are a bigot and dead to me.'

Fucking hell

"Also I'm not dead."
Soon you will be, the tranny prophecy must fulfill

Ah yes, the masculine urge to fuck men, why has it never occurred to me

Serial rapist in Oklahoma is arrested and multiple skeletons are found buried on his property. R/SexOffenderSupport reacts:

Serial rapist in Oklahoma is arrested and multiple skeletons are found buried on his property. R/SexOffenderSupport reacts: "I bet he didn't even do it and they're just pinning it on him because he's a sex offender.. It could have been somebody else who did the murders"

 

[Dr. Butt]

Why can't trannies just ever stop lying, ever, for even one minute of their lives?

 

[PhoBingas]

It's why if you look at the sex offender map it looks as if it has a massive herpes outbreak.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

I personally suck off Bill Gates.

You heard it here folks!

I'm sorry Slav, I know it's not really fair here but.. LOL

 

[Trombonista]

Stephen Lafleur's test for NMDA hypofunction (for schizophrenia) uses a flashlight and Pop Rocks

 

[Poonocchio]

"You must give us joy, or else we will kill ourselves. Do not ask about our joy rituals. If you ask about the joy rituals, you will be cast into the pit of shame. The children feel joy. Don't you see their joy? Do not question their joy. The joy beckons. Come closer."

 

[Mannibal]

If he wins, he can have the key to his chastity cage in the divorce settlement.

Unlike other fields, the parasociality isn't a bug, it's a feature.

It’s my head canon that someone shook a bag of meth to get Bam out of the woods.

the dude who made his initial fame by getting repeatedly struck on the balls is scarcely better than anyone.

Whether they're smaller or not is irrelevant. Fact is, one of the bitch's tits is cockeyed now.

Bitch I don’t have a scat fetish (I know this is something someone with a scat fetish would say)

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[Aunt Carol]

can we go one page without making up weird cosmic truisms about the nature of men and women

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sidon has a female fish fiance now (sorry fish homos).

 

[umami's milk]

"...you may, if you choose, offer yourself to Ye..."

lol

 

[Gentlebastard]

Imagine an even gayer version of Jon Oliver showing up and locking himself in a room with you and your friends for an hour.

Thank you for your valuable testimony miss. It shows exactly what we all suspected: Trans kids really are the new vegan pets.

I don't think a tour in Uncle Augusto's chopper is worse than going through life as that guy.

I think the rule of thumb is that degenerate men molest their children, degenerate women use them for trendy social status.

Breaking News: Doctors have discovered this one simple trick to stop cancer, and it's making big Pharma mad. By depriving yourself of this one element you can kill 100% of the cancer cells in your body with a 0% chance of remission. Click below to find out!

It's fucking oxygen

He produced bootleg wine, and then committed public mischief by flipping over tables in a temple where good people were just trying to conduct honest business. He was the Son of God, King of Kings, but his A&N threads would be brutal.

Whoaaaaaa! Watch out foljs, we got us an edgy boi here! I repeat, edgy boi alert, this is not a drill. Do not cut your self on his razor sharp edges. Edgiest boi ever has appeared in the thread. Alert! Alert! Edgy boi alert!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"How do you do, fellow straphanger? Enjoying your daily nigger abuse on this fine morning?"

 

[FBI Neighbor]

Mark Pellegrino's quote from the featured post is top random.txt material:

Patrick. You're not bright.

Let it be a reminder, for those who were here of that one time when a famous Hollywood actor openly admitted to reading 1,800 pages of shitposts to better troll a retard on Twitter.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Owning the haters calling you fat by changing the subject to you sucking cum out of the shitty asshole of a morbidly obese whore.
— @AnOminous

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

If Goebbels was alive today you can't convince me he wouldn't have a secret catboy harem.