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[Gas Station Boner Pills]

DID YOU CALL ME SIR WHILE SEARCHING MY TRUNK FOR FENTANYL????? REEEEEEEEEEE LET ME GO BEFORE I GET YOU FIRED

The Bible undersold the obnoxiousness of the Antichrist.

 

[BirdUp]

THE NTSB RECOMMENDS THAT THE U.S. COAST GUARD REQUIRE OWNERS/OPERATORS OF BASCULE BRIDGES TO INSTALL CAUTION LIGHTS AND DAYLIGHT MARKINGS AT ELEVATION POINTS ON BRIDGE LEAFS WHERE THEY PROTRUDE OVER NAVIGABLE CHANNELS TO IDENTIFY TO MARINERS THE POINT AT WHICH FULL SKYWARD CHANNEL CLEARANCE IS NOT AVAILABLE TO TRANSITING VESSELS: THE LIGHTS SHOULD ACTIVATE WHEN THE BRIDGELEAFS ARE IN THE NORMAL FULLY OPEN POSITION. THE NTSB RECOMMENDS THAT THE U.S. COAST GUARD REQUIRE THAT BRIDGE OWNERS/OPERATORS PROVIDE IN BASCULE BRIDGE PERMIT APPLICATIONS THE ANGLE OF THE BRIDGELEAF(S). THE MAXIMUM VERTICAL CLEARANCE AT THE FENDERS AND AT THE BRIDGELEAF ENDS, AND THE EXTENT OF HORIZONTAL CHANNEL CLEARANCE OVER WHICH FULL SKYWARD CLEARANCE IS AVAILABLE WHEN THE BRIDGE LEAFS ARE IN THE FULLY OPEN POSITION.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

"Which Kiwifarmer is most likely to die in a dildo accident?"

 

[Johnny Salami]

You don't even have to imagine the hook nosed goblin attached to that

 

[Gentlebastard]

she's got a heart as black as her ass and a street shitting third worlders greed and lack of morals

My thought was Dr. Frankenstein sewed Iggy Pop's head onto the body of a dead trailer park crack whore, that was fished out of the dumpster behind an Applebee's. But yours is pretty apt as well.

Jeez forget the high horse, that fag has a whole stable far up his ass.

Oh shit, what have I done?

Being oppressed in tyool 2023 just means being told no or that you're an idiot.

if you're just the right amount of retarded, you're untouchable

Your average troon name is usually a combination of anime character+women they know in real life and want to rape.

There is a specific "fat faggot (with bitch tits)" exemption clause on the terms of service

Being convicted of elder abuse isn't something you just share with people like you're discussing cooking recipes.

I can either make an "Insert cock here" or "Insert rifle here" joke.

It's depressing and hair-pulling that the concepts of "trolling" and "bait" have existed for about 3 decades at this point, and warnings about them have proliferated to the ends of the Earth, to the point where even barefoot peasants living along the banks of the Ganges have heard of them, and yet people are less able than ever before to not immediately take every single piece of bait they see proffered.

imagine getting swept away by the auto-janny because you keep arguing with a man named robert gayporn about whether or not you yourself have starred in gay porn
imagine being the twitter employee who gets to manually review this ban on appeal

it would actually be oddly impressive that a person could make the literary equivalent of a Ghost Pepper Enema.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If chris' sex leaks do it for you then not even god can help you anymore.

 

[dvnc]

Your not helping me if your accusing me of having a diagnostic that I don't have your just fueling the fire I was literally done posting until you made that comment I'll fight you weakling your on the spectrum I've taken abnormal psychology before so the spectrum for me is a hard strength get off my back you shyer

 

[Woodchipper]

Post-ironic Poa.st logic

 

[KittyGremlin]

The fact that a man can be put in prison for simply raping soneone is absurd.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

I am not present in your gay porn video, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Adam you're not a "sad boi" you're 33.

I hoped he would step on a crack and break his mother's back, but he did a stunt and broke his mother's cunt.

Pro-Gamer Tip: It's not the knee that kills you, but the massive amount of fentanyl and meth coursing through your veins. Remember kids, winners don't do drugs!

Stinky seems more agitated lately, someone change his diaper.

The homosexual Atlantis x Tarzan crossover got my sides.

His milkshake brings all the trolls to the yard, and they're like - you're a fucking retard, damm right, you're a fucking retard, we can't teach you, how to not huff farts.

Please stop sexualizing squirrels/ their feces

I’ve spent a year in one of Australia’s whitest towns and I’ve learnt they don’t like talking about colour.

As a brown person, that’s a problem.

*sniff* *sniff* mmmh... This smells like a niggerlover.

If someone like Andrew Dobson could drop off the internet, your diaper huffing ass could too.

I told the people at work I doxed some retard on a cyberbullying forum and posted his embarrassing fetish art and they all laughed

What Chris did to his mom is potatoes compared to what you did to animation.

I would laugh at you for penetrating Josh's FAT and laugh at Josh for being FAT

Dumpy dykes in dungarees and Doc Martens.

You should just be thanking me for not including a diaper.

I had to show Dyn's penis to the police after he harassed me.

what's so political about asking if you microwave your diapers or not? did a prominent diaperfur die in the Israel Palestine conflict?

Pamperchu died fighting for Israel and Avery isn't over it yet.

We harbour some genuinely dangerous people here and it’s really soured my experience here. I wouldn’t be surprised if we have actual Gary glitter or fox damn Ted bundy style people here. It’s scary.

of course a man with a jewish pfp wants to own others as chattel

The day I side with a dumb hole who cried because something happened to her 1500 dollar anime figure collection, is the day I'm a fucking nigger.

TLDR: Foreigners moving to Japan should have to inhale sumo wrestler farts to prove their commitment to the country.

Compare her ankle color to her face color and tell me who's really being racist here.

Stepnon a crack, blow out your mothers back

Poop jokes are a sign of immarurity. Its juvenile behavior. Im simply pointing out that you shit yourself.

To be fair, that message could cover a wide range of drunken behavior, from tipping the bartender $250 on a $50 tab to pissing on a random car's door handle in the parking lot, and I guess rape.

If you're looking for love on kiwifarms of all places you are mentally ill anyways

if all those extra black babies went straight to child military units instead of kindergarten, option B would be pretty appealing.

>it was literally about ethics in shitposting

Implying you wouldn't fuck Nulls hot juicy boy hole until it squirts

I may be a furry faggot, but at least I'm not you.

Yes, but with a job, you're providing something of value not waiting to see who's going to get raped next.

I'm actually a dyke who actually knows her way around vaginas and making women orgasm without them lying about it

 

[Elim Garak]

I didn't open this thread to see Hitler porn, holy shit tumblrites are insane

 

[Woodchipper]

Even if so why do you give a fuck about it? Was she your daughter? Do you get paid to cry about it? I don't get it.
BTW Weinstein and Cosby did nothing wrong never, they produced sttuff we now and love and were ruined by bunch of sad feminists so weird examples to bring up.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

This would have never happened if the Mormons hadn't banned coffee.

 

[Dr. Butt]

“the arab at my local corner store was being chinese when it came to the prices”

 

[Tablet County]

If that means AnOminous has to have sex with Jim Sterling, I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

ONE game, ONE movie, and we don't make incest jokes. We call each other gay.

EVERYBODY FUCKED THE DINOSAUR

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How the hell do you know? You crazy bastard you.

 

[Sprate Header]

It's like if the special Olympics created a mixed martial arts category.

 

[PhoBingas]

Nigger what. Gay and Armenian? The fuck is this, a hate crime test dummy?

 

[Kheapathic]

Humanity would be better off if everyone who wanted to be an HR rep was quietly murdered at the end of her "college degree".