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[No Memory]

This is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
*unzips pants*

 

[Gentlebastard]

Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the troon, “Did God really say, ‘You must not cut off your balls’?”

There are no yaoi paddles on ebay. Where did they all end up?

Sorry for my verbal diarrhoea, just mad at the internet again.

I was never too keen on learning the deepest intricacies of flaying your genitals and shoving a plastic rod inside the wound, so I could be wrong.

the dude is an absolute nutter whose trainwreck of a life keeps finding new stations to crash into

I am in complete agreement with Josh's analysis of Low Tier God: he's black.

All the bragging, muh dicking, overt homosexuality, insanely fragile ego and consequent chimp outs are exactly the same way every other nigger acts. Being amazed by LTG is like watching in amazement as a white man regularly goes to work or comes home to his wife and children after a short trip to the convenience store.

Fatrick is a better cow.
He’s got so many layers of fat that every time you think you’ve reached the bottom, there’s another layer fat to make you laugh.

Every time I log in, I can come to the thread and he's being an idiot in a new and interesting way that he has not been before.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Also, I'm a pedophile like all the others. Not gonna dart around it. Don't really care.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yet another smirking sentient cluster of paraphilias in a dress targeting children?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

No I am a literal, doctor diagnosed sped and crazy person

Disembowel it and strangle everyone responsible with its entrails.

Where is infanticide legal? Going shopping there sounds a lot more enjoyable

i find it funny a lesbian is so concerned about abortion like nigga how you gonna get pregnant

 

[RACISM]

Everyone hates niggers, you're not special.

 

[Kheapathic]

Welcome to having downtowns like fucking Mogadishu, where the only Internet is from cell service because not even a Basketball American can jump into space.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Coomer is just something used by faggots to make fun of people with normal sex drives.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

FUCKWHYAMIFUFKINGNMJRJRJRJRJRJRJRRJRJRRJRJRRURUUUUU

fuck.
just
fucking
come here
and
kill me

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

love the energy of dudes gathering around a collection of serial killer psychosis drawings going "oh, shit... uh... I guess I'd fuck the one on the right... if I had to"

 

[Meat Target]

Who gives a shit what Mei Ling is doing or the peepee-poopoo-man's backstory?

Seriously, when did these niggers lose their balls?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

this is beyond media illiteracy. this is advanced retardation
From here
Post in thread 'DSP Plays Balding Gate 3' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsp-plays-balding-gate-3.177746/post-17425358

 

[Harm]

so why even bother man??? bottoms up! you put in all this work and sometimes things don't even turn out like you want them to... sometimes things don't go as planned, so why even try man? if the boulder will roll down the hill, like, what's the point? might as well enjoy the moment.... gay nazis might shoot me if i show any self-awareness

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I'm releasing the mads I got when Vax drew me getting cucked by Bargain

 

[Tablet County]

There should definitely be more high quality cartoons covering the Bible stories for kids and teens...The 50s Hollywood Biblical epics and Dreamworks cartoons come close, but these are Jewish creations with Jewish undertones.

I really hope you don't have an Old Testament in ypur Bible.

H-bama guy

I actually met this guy once in kallamazoo, he was standing at the back of a very long line, i asked him what he was on line for and he said fucking OP's mom, he said it was his third time through etc.

Go fuck an iceberg cracked writer.

I sometimes covet my neighbor's ass.

 

[tehpope]

@Tablet County I stole "go fuck an iceberg" from Savage Streets btw.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm patiently waiting for a response prank channel, where someone gets the Dox of a prank channel faggot and just walks up and hits them square in the mouth with a steel pipe and yells "Yo, you just got pranked, ma nigga!"

Motherfucker can't see Christmas colors, possibly decided to try to steal attention away from christmas by trooning, is this dude a fucking childrens christmas movie antagonist?

Need to find some of my old classmates. I now have definitive proof that I was right when I called fred gay.

What a fuckin' dweeb lol. If he's in Boston I hope some guy named Sully who's 10 Sam Adams and Irish folk songs deep shoves his head into a toilet.

 

[Lurker]

It's not rocket surgery.

 

[Asian tech support]

This is me stating that I will need at least $160 by the 9th as I have an eyebrow doctor appointment right next to walmart the next day and can grocery shop right after or right before my appointment.

Taken from a Lou Gags fediverse post.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/louis-...oness-lynn-brooks-acekatt.66344/post-17429279

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

An inevitable consequence of being a coal-burning pitmommy.

Even a gay retarded rapist like me can tell she doesn’t actually believe in any of that stuff.

If we get to the point where something like that is accurate and free to use (fuck it, i'd even pay unreasonable amounts of money for it) i'll probably won't leave my house for the next 20 years. I both dread and yearn for that day.