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[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

“im starting to suspect kf is a nsa honeypot.”

 

[Spud]

You couldn’t fix a cold cut sandwich despite having a pound of roast beef attached.

why people are so eager to stand by their cartoons.

to be fair, no one really plays cod on PC...

It's #10 on Steam right now.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[thejackal2]

Vaush: Would you suck off a horse?

Redditor: Mmm, yes.

Vaush: Rock on man.

 

[Tablet County]

I say, Charles. Is that Margret getting all her holes filled by those negro farm hands?
I do say, she’s taking it rather sportingly, what?

Black hole jokes, won't ye come?

>*KABOOM!*
>New Chaos God just for you
>Worst orgasm ever

In fairness, there's not really a good explanation for possessing horse rape kiddie porn.

His lawyer, James A. Murphy, said Friday the investigation stems from a lawsuit filed by Rory Kalin, a former Humboldt County deputy public defender, who alleged Kreis assaulted him by shoving him off a boat during a 2019 camping trip and repeatedly called him “Jewboy.”

 

[barbie meat]

We need some sort of heart-shaped puzzle piece for when we want to give an "autistic, but in a good way" rating.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

It's like if Bossmanjack gambled with the lives of innocent Slavs.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If cooming to kids is the problem, then lolicon is the solution.

In conclusion to this braindead retarded debate where somehow everyone missed my point, I had fun creating this Kiwifarms guide to lolicon art (if you get banned in your country from viewing this FULLY UNCENSORED LOLICON ART I'm so sorry!):

Congrats, you now have lolicon in your browser cache. Have fun.

You played video games with 11 year old perky tidded cat girls for memes so...

My guy, I at least skipped them.

She's one of the most popular waifus of all time.

I'm with you on that, but to be fair, the part where Sakura gets raped by her brother is extremely important to her character.

I watched that movie with my sister...

Then if you agree to receive a blowjob, you agree to accept the risk of a surprise finger in your asshole.

 

[Pedophobe]

I didn’t know bitchface was a disability.

@Generic Anime Girl
how I feel after God and my brain teamed up to make me hyperfixate on a character from the fucking Call of Duty Franchise

It's some King Lear shit, but if King Lear was a gigantic faggot you laughed at.

Paragraphs, man...paragraphs.

 

[DavidS877]

"niggers were one thing. But I'll be damned if my daughter gets probed by an alien"

 

[PhoBingas]

What does founding father mean? Was he the first dude to fuck his dog?

 

[Betonhaus]

I think your sarcasm detector needs recalibration.

 

[Spud]

I have a body count well over 4 digits, I ran a sex toy company for a few years. I've arranged orgies, both gay and straight. I used to work at an "open minded" (women allowed) gay sex club. I've mopped jizz.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

"Had to be the one con I'm banned from for sharing unsolicited cum squirt videos" would be more accurate.

 

[Poonocchio]

Sounds like a dorky "Not like the other girls" girl "forced" to use the girls' room and beaten culturally enriched by girls with a very blunt ethnic communication style.

 

[Gentlebastard]

i would have thought it was common courtesy to put literal cartoon porn behind a spoiler.

He really thinks (correctly, no doubt) his audience are gullible retards.

You could put eighty billion people in Ireland if you pulped them and stored them in vast concrete silos dotting the land from coast to coast. Just saying.

(kill your local drug dealer)

If Andrew Dobson could stop posting, it's possible for anyone.

We don't use bandaids, we eat our scabs because they are yummy.

It can't be comfortable or fun taking 3 cocks in the ass at the same time for 4 hours

I hate that I opened that while eating peanut butter.

 

[Hitman One]

people thinking it was niggers and mexicans when CLEARLY, kiwifarms did it

"YOU STUPID FUCKING SLUT!" screamed Null, his face red with fury and spraying saliva,

 

[Rotollo 2]

Do you know what PER CAPITA means or are you a fucking nigger?

 

[Law]

Apologized for what? Felonious stochastic comedy?

 

[Asian tech support]

"We don't even have a WOODEN SPOON to STIR OUR DAILY SAUCES. I also need $32.41 for...ice cube trays and, uhhh...a potato masher. People use those, right? My nephew will starve without these necessities that up to now have not been a problem, but you see, we are MOVING in SIX DAYS. On 26/02/2024. I wrote the date like that because I am very smart, you see. Money, please. My nephew will soon perish without a garlic press."