random_text.txt

[Gog & Magog]

Give yourself aids. When fairies and gnomes rape you. You will have the last laugh.

 

[Positron]

"he would make comments about my dick looking like a punching bag...He kept fake boxing my cock."

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Sure, but there aren't that many of those. Most trans kids are adolescent girls trying to escape misogyny. You'd want to chop your tits off too if you associated them with getting sexually harassed by adult starting in like 6th grade.

 

[Tablet County]

What does he consult on? Fucking fat chicks?

He looks like he went through an early version of the Gears of War supersoldier program but instead of adding muscle they accidentally added a chromosome instead and now he has down syndrome

even if Hitler and Jesus came to take you back in time to visit Auschwitz II in operation, you would still be adamant that it was a transit camp

Can you believe the same men who got their asses eaten by choice are chosen by your god?

Suddenly he's got me thinking seriously about watermelon physics and that is something I never thought I'd do in a post-Gallagher era.

None of the Tumblerinas ever had the guts to build a guillotine. They would only cut themselves and make sad posts about it. Give the man some credit here.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I renamed my penis Langston because I saw that and it dried up like a raisin in the sun.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

@Android raptor if you were pregnant with a fetus-sized cockroach would you get an abortion?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Stop quoting my Android raptor posts in random_text.txt

 

[Dr. Butt]

I truly believe that people have a right to be retarded

"Hey man, nice boner!"

 

[Brain Power]

Ah, yes...I remember growing up as a boy the first time I had to scrape the hair out of my urethra...

Good times!

 

[Dr. Butt]

A tranny's first instict is always to groom children. Anytime a male tranny opens his mouth to speak; no matter the topic, time or place; he will ALWAYS talk about grooming children.

 

[eatler]

Despite being 5% of the population, A&N retards shit up 99% of threads.
You are worse than the blackest, most subhuman wild nigger, you are worse than a boat of them.

 

[ƵIGGER]

I mean nobody comemorates the Armenian holocaust with the same zeal every year.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's not a featured thread if the same point isn't stated to ad nauseam for at least 30 pages straight.

If I had a four year old who drew like Chris, I wouldn't put it on the refrigerator, I'd just smack that little motherfucker right in the face and yell GIT GUD!

I’d rather be an NLOG if it means hating TRAs.

if that was my legacy i'd be out on a street corner shouting all the slurs i could think of til it went away

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Yup, just verbal masturbation.

Imagine it being 2024 and still being this mad about a curved stick, a string, and a straight stick with a pointy iron thing on it

The Iditarod’s rule 34 states that

Even by the worst of counts US AID has a higher kill count than the farms now.

this is a hate crime against the english language

Fuck Ben & Jerry's and their delicious Boom Chocolatta Cookie Core.

If we can't fucking argue, what's the point of Democracy?

“Sorry, I’m retarded, pardon my french.”

I DEMAND TO SEE VIDEOS OF NIGGAS FEASTIN!

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

 

[Lake]

Opened the spoiler, saw him squatting with his cock out, hid the spoiler again.
I don't need to see it in motion, I just wanted to see one frame of anything.

 

[Spud]

I always been able to make compelling and logic argument to justify foot fetishism. Don't think anyone could do that with vore tho.

 

[Meat Target]

Me japan, work is hard
Me seppuku in my yard

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

INTERESTING CHOICE OF FUCKING WORDS SPEDOPHILE.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There's a video of a furry shitting on a plate as the current feature.