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[KiwiFuzz2]

Oingo Boingo predicted his death years ago.

In her place, I certainly wouldn't want anyone to know that a mere whiff of my crotch managed to instantly turn off a cunnilingus-powered, chubby-chasing, allegedly-smell-and-taste-blind sex pest; and, after such a shaming experience, not only she hasn't changed her life and habits, she's publishing it for the whole world to know? Bloody hell's bells.

The studliest of studs before being the girliest of girls, always eagerly telling women about his ass bleeds, bowl movements, urination, and his wee wee going boing and asking how to buy women's bathing suits that fit, how to behave in women's rooms, and whether they'd date a man who wore menstrual pads.

interested in doing nothing else except turning little girls into cookie pimps

*fuck you, I'm keeping that fat-finger misspell, eat my scaly ass

I have no doubt the 80 yo fatass who uses caps lock on the internet is totally rational and cold-blooded.

Every blowjob, every fuck, leaves a permanent genetic record inside the brain.

Truly a stain on the name of Ben Dover Middle School

EAGLE! Some eagle's wings take a little bit longer to sprout. So when they do, they will be bigger and stronger than normal!

If the worm dies does he still turn into an Illithid eventually?

consoom gorillionth racial violence article and get excited for gorillionth+1
this will surely wake up the goys!!!
RISE, WHITE MAN!
RISE FROM THY SLUMBER!

Just, as within the arena of Neckbeardism~the true beard is not on one's neck but one's heart

Pistachio.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

More old emails have been uncovered from when Stephanie Cianfriglia was trying to groom children while pretending to channel the ghost of Michael Jackson.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh goodness you really look like that? I’m so sorry.

 

[D_Tractor]

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Ymunkoke your future. Enjoy prison.

 

[vomitusdeux]

you look like Grimace about to attend a funeral

The whole page is full of seizure-inducing pride art of zippertit troon baby furries and such.

She even managed to make a cancer arc boring.

What does she pass as? It doesn't look like a woman or a man to me maybe a creature from a Doctor Seuss book.

HOW IS THAT CREEPY FART FETISHIST AN OKAY GUY.

Just ask 64% of the women on here, who's pussy I have digitally ate.

Nobody sane cares about what lesbians want, Mx. Omori.

I'm not the one who turned his dick inside out.

theres companies out there which can replicate any flavor almost 100% with chemicals, so he could take a shit in a cup and demand they replicate the rancid flavor in a carbonated caca cola.

You look me in the eye. And you tell me. You tell me that you're certain there is no doodoo in these sodas.

You can't. Can you?

nice bulge bro very saphic

I’d throw my grandma down the stairs, no cap.

I have a lot of sex. I'm the Commander in Chief of the Federation of Unionized Organization of Sex Having People Society.

As the Koran says:
Let he who is without stinkditch cast the first stone

The most important step is to tag Null

i thought this was going to be a thread on how to win a fight against a retarded child going super saiyan over a nintendo switch

I hope this app is the permanent final solution to the gay ERP pm chain question that plagued the forum a couple months back.

I outed myself. This site is for laughing at lolcows, and transphobes are flat-earther tier retarded schizos.

But I don't hate or fear you.
I just wanna cut your HRT supply and force you back to male.

Do forgive me, but Ben Dover (who's married to Eileen Dover) is a fucking phone prank from the 1980s... and you just had to fucking make it real. I can't give a shit about the rest of this article, this person actually existed. This is like, this is like confirming Big Foot or Aliens or something.

cant believe kiwifarms of all places has had such a historical interest in my sex life.

I don't know if you would listen to a deathfat's prayer

Being fat and having a non-functional dick isn't humiliating?

Congrats to A&N, this article has more niggerism than BBC Pidgin.

Is it really a "(racial slur)" when it's used by people of the same race? I guess black folks better start turning in their n-word cards...

sounds like they need mo money fo dem programz down there in Bend Over Connecticut.

How much diabetes did you smoke today?

What? you fucking retard. this is why you train sounding every day, look at you a bumbling fucking nigger who may have once been an upstanding member of the human race now reduced to a pitiful excuse of a man twisted by his own penis. This all could have been avoided if you had chose to sound your dick enlargening the hole and preventing a situation such as this from even being a possibility in your tiny little world, you brought this upon yourself remember that. Each and every surge of pain must be felt on you because it is YOU who made this a reality for yourself. Dont call it a grave, its the path you chose or whatever that quote is...

Do you mean the gorilla’s iq test was a scam or the entire gorilla?

Now now, "Adult diaper changing" could be very beneficial to those of us with elderly parents. I'm sure it's completely wholesome.

I hate everything about what you've just said and I think it'd be of great benefit to society if you killed yourself.

Fun fact: The Zogg Fire was NOT started by Jewish Space Lasers!

He died as he lived: stuffed into a cookie jar.

The body is just a vessel, eventually the cookie crumbles.

Damn I really wanted to see them try to make a tranny look honorable as Japan's custom.

"Look at this evil Kiwi Farmer!"
"Oh, what did they do?"
"They said they'd push their own grandmother down the stairs!"

He should have gone to that suicide woods, but that would have involved going outside, I suppose.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I've been sperging for the Jews on the internet for 25 years

 

[Tablet County]

Don't blame me, blame the niggers.

 

[Abella]

Imagine waking up one morning and realizing drawing furry scat porn comms is how you pay your rent.

I'd jump out a window.

You look me in the eye. And you tell me. You tell me that you're certain there is no doodoo in these sodas.

You can't. Can you?

Around furries, never relax!

Near a furry, always hurry.

 

[Uncle Buck]

remember: through dick, unity.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

That is the most Mexican baby I've ever seen. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if he whipped out a set of barber's tools.

I would find archiving Tiktok so much more tolerable if everyone wasn’t gyrating all the time

 

[WelperHelper99]

@Null If you ever refer to IEEE as "I E 3" instead of "I triple E" I will fly to Serbia, break your back, fuck you in the ass, and make you humble.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Fucking mongoloids - the three of you.
You've ruined my fun.
Fuck you - I don't want your fucking bullshit.

I saw a spider chilling in the bathroom while I was taking a shit last week. I didn't kill it, because spiders are cool. That's all.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Don't bukkake on me and tell me it's raining yogurt.

 

[dick brain]

Made a pringels pocket pussy, so no im not doing that well.

 

[Pedophobe]

The whole world is a cow pasture.

I'd like to pretend the forum is less retarded than whatever neurotic antisocial goonclowns still use 4chan.

It's weirdly easy to read if you shut down the part of your brain responsible for keeping you sane.

 

[Tablet County]

the Big Mac won't mutate your gametes' genetic code just yet.

You don't understand the context when I said we should kill your family.

He definitely likes things in a spiteful way, it’s a bit odd to enjoy something AT others.

I hate it when ghouls show up in my bathroom and starting talking about cryptic shit.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I've been railing my boyfriend in the ass for a year now and have yet to conceive a beautiful butt babby. Clearly we must be infertile."

 

[Hitman One]

last I checked you can't fertilize a gay man

How many times have you tried?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I came here after listening to that shit too and I was like, I didnt even know the dude or that he had a thread here. I looked at him and was like, "Fuck it must be like when they call a big guy Tiny."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Transphobic how? Like Kiwi Farms troonphobe or he said something totally benign like "women don't have cocks?"

Jack Jr. is just taking advantage of jus primae nacho. The right of the Lord-Manager to have first relations with any expiring food product.

Emperor Tong Rengsun's plans to keep the steppe nomads out are foiled by him building the Great Wall backwards against the protests of his advisor-childs.

Finally, my null x keffals hentai will no longer be trapped in my head.

I can stop a communist revolution just saying you're a faggot. It's that easy.

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?

This is it. All of human history was just a journey to build the necessary technological infrastructure to automate parody songs to make fun of fat people. I don't know where we go from here as a species.

Androids whose sole function is to follow fat people around and play tuba noises.

Have you ever considered just not watching that fucked up shit?

I can't imagine what it would be like to socially interact with the kinds of people who dump a loved ones ashes at a goddamn theme park.

Alchemists were the real trannies.

You will never turn that Iron into Gold.

I'll have to ask my wife if she's lying about her age.

So update. I got yelled at for forgetting her birthday. Obvious it's a Jewish op.

Either way my point on the schizophrenic idiots on this still stands

He's technically losing weight, just look at how much that arm has atrophied

"he'd most likely rape another more successful person's sexrobot"

he would upset local wealthy people by kidnapping their expensive Nubian slave children

Watching this feels like I'm seeing something out of a South Park bit but it's real life, brain shattering stuff.

It's a sport to these people to find ways to make themselves even more unemployable than they already are.