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[Path Wanderer]

We are watching something historic here. Shaq and Kobe. Prime Michael Jordan. The Tom Brady of getting fucked publicly.

 

[Drip Torch]

do you really fucking think I'm gonna waste a quaalude on you? Hell no they're for me, not you! Do you know how rare and expensive these fuckers have become?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

virtually non existent ten year old boob.

All this and not a word about Batman. Or are bats not rodents?

RETRACTION: Bats are indeed not rodents.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Just out of pure spite? I can get behind that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I still am never 100% clear if a "boycunt" is meant to refer to ass in the more traditional mpreg sense or if it is a reference to ftm tranny vag, or if it can be either one depending on the alignment of the stars.

I'll do it just for the fun of it. The only thing is you have to dox your grandparents.

 

[barbie meat]

The Pulverizer said:
How will you all celebrate when byuu comes back from the dead?

Uno reverse card killing myself while explicitly blaming Byuu in my otherwise cryptic, minimalist suicide note.

Hey, Lizzy! In the words of Wall St. Bets: we can remain retarded for longer than you can remain solvent.

Also, fair winds and following seas Mr. Moon; thanks for keeping this ship afloat! Liz Fong Jones Consent Accident Honeycomb.io Rapist Rape Consent Accident Honeycomb.io Rapist CTO LizFongJones Lizthegrey Rape honeycomb.io Rapist CTO Liz Fong Jones Elliot Honeycomb.io

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sorry if this helps.

 

[Poonocchio]

Kevin has become self-aware.

Yeah I'm AGP
A Gargantuan Pervert

 

[Gentlebastard]

I went full Autismo and compared the pixels. The knots on the pesticide wood matches up.

Dan has not yet commented on whether he used his voodoo powers to coerce this field reporter.

Jack strikes me as the type who would cheat on his bull by having a second one as a side piece.

He couldn't be any less of a man if he dressed in frilly outfits and pranced everywhere while farting rainbows and unicorns.

I still remember a quote from a forum like 15 years ago about how a guy couldn't enjoy Allie Sinn videos because she always had a stare that looked like a freshly clubbed baby seal.

You see, your father is a man, and, as all boys and men know, your pecker doesn't come off with the underwear. Hell, it doesn't even come off when you pull on it over and over and discover being a 14 year old.

Hi, my new sleep paralysis demon. See you tonight!

like imagine how numb you'd have to be to have something touch your balls and you not react to it.

I do love how libertarians have convinced themselves everyone's conspiring to keep them out of politics every time I've ever heard a libertarian candidate open their mouths about any issue I've immediately ran the other way because I have no interest and voting for someone who sounds like an insane ideologue

It’s difficult to wargame a scenario where all the participants are irrational and retarded.

Apologies for the late reply, but this may be more stupid than you first realize.

It's impossible to split a black hole so in theory you can't "downsize" Patrick. It's thermodynamically forbidden.

The idea of a Reddit exodus terrifies me.

pat being an obese, risible retard unites not only america's fractured democracy, but the entire world! as the sun sets on our troubled planet, people from all countries and continents are united in despising one fat, failed milwaukee douchebag.

 

[Meat Target]

I was nice to you. You disrespect me?

Die in a fire, nigger. Eat shit and die in a fire.

Stay the fuck out of it @Meat Target I'll kill you, too.

i'd recommend taking fewer drugs. or maybe more drugs. one of those

People get away with an incomplete understanding of physics in most of their lives, but moving a piano is a hard skill check.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Cxum get sum.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Milwaukee just can't catch a break recently, huh? Free chairs, free firepits, giraffe dick sleeve surgeries, and now this.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I may be a mentally unhinged retard, but at least I can say I've never made death threats over internet stickers.

 

[Tablet County]

Your wife is a whore, put your finger in the mousetrap, cuck.

 

[ScooterL]

KIWI FARM USERS WILL....NOT.....STOP

 

[Rotollo 2]

No, I enjoy autistic TMZ. It's quite funny

A lot of these paper Mario chimp outs could’ve been easily avoided if some Jap writer didn’t feel the need to add his femboy fetish into a children’s game.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Thread title: Woman does X
THAT FUCKING BITCH. THE WEST HAS FALLEN REEEEEE

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

trannies already had their representation in the form of doo_liss anyway who loses xer skinwalking powers when deadnamed

 

[Rotollo 2]

Jannies, perform bottom surgery on this nigga

 

[3MMA]