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[Cougar Pump]

My desire to not go to Hell is viciously fighting my urge to laugh.

 

[Harm]

Nick's appeal to sobriety has been denied.

Quote from man possessed by Sonichu demon:

"What are you gonna do, possess me?"

Anime sucks cope and sneed donated

 

[BirdUp]

Like for real. Death Note. Evangelion. Trigun. Attack on Titan. FLCL. Escaflowne. Monster. Black Lagoon. Serial Experiments Lain. Fullmetal Alchemist. Fucking why can't we make shit like that???

 

[doodoocaca]

I'm officially in the club guys, any bets on the coming smear tactic? You dozens of anti troon, zoophiles and anti degenerate posts, will Catler join Ziggers to take down Glowie?

Join us next time on troon-ball Z!

 

[Pedophobe]

That an autist feels overwhelmed in some situations does not mean he or she has to lash out. Even Chris-Chan learned to coil himself up on the ground.

Wasting away from cockmongleritis is no joke, son.

Hate sustains me, Kiwi-chan!

This is not a competition to be more autistic than the troons folks

 

[6thRanger]

You demanded to see my cock, to prove that I wasn't a Jew - and you are now complaining about sexual harassment? Sir, you need to make up your mind.

 

[Spud]

I may be a mentally unhinged retard, but at least I can say I've never made death threats over internet stickers.

which led to the guy who had gotten attached to her trying to guilt trip her into staying in America by doing CWC impressions.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Than fucking leave Mr. Joined 48 Hours Ago.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nigger I can fuck everywhere.
Just let me have stay with the swedish female swimming team and I'll show you

Karma, the old bitch, has struck again.

having to deal with the police showing up on a fairly is far more traumatic than being murdered

That's the face that screams "don't stick your dick in crazy".

New frontiers of transphobia.

I’m not a woman, but I’ve seen enough naked women to know that there’s something very wrong here. I’m going to go gouge my eyes out now.

YOUR BOYFRIENDS ALL SEE YOU AS MEN. YOU TALK ABOUT THEM SUCKING YOUR DICK AND STILL SEEING YOU AS WOMEN. LOL NO

(PL: I used to think I could spot bipolar people by how they smell, but now I think what I pick up is how the meds effect their sweat.)

Why should I listen to a faggot who's into lolicon horsecock porn?

Win condition: there is no win condition, there is no winning, everyone has already lost by default.

That's the face that screams "don't stick your dick in crazy".

Even more importantly, don't stick your dick up crazy's ass

If you paint her green flying monkeys will come to her.

The Last Supper was carnivore in substance even if leaning keto in accidents due to transubstantiation.

 

[Laburnum]

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

The fuck are "AR-15 rounds"??

fully semi automatic bullets that break the sound barrier by travelling five times as fast as any other bullet. they are computer guided to target the nearest black teenager who was just about to graduate high school and enter medical college. once the bullet enters their body it pulverizes their bones and shatters their internal organs

 

[vomitusdeux]

"I'm a guy"

Clearly.
We can tell by the tits and the birthing hips.

That's an ovary shrivel right there.

BLM Diaperfur art is back

im speaking for the pedophile

based furry brap hog enjoyer

some people want to watch the world burn others want to make streamers see their brap porn.

You had me at transphobic bigot.

Forcing innocent people to participating in your fucked up fetish so you can coom is very tranny-coded

My man got it wet inside the neovag and went full on septic.

the cave ghosts typed this, do not trust this user

Whoever did the stuff for the intro has an autism voice and sounds like they're eating the mic.

That Sailor Moon sequel is wild

I didn't have "giraffe get's circumcised" on my bingo card. I'm glad it went well, giraffes are cool.

glad to read this and not end up with " we could not save his dong, now it's gone."

Americans are so jewpilled that they need to be reminded what a foreskin is.

No, stalker, I did not have "reconstructive plastic surgery" performed on my penis. And no, child, the "mystery negro child pepperoni meat" was not used in this procedure, those are just your delusions again. Enjoy prison.

what's the point of anime if it doesn't make you cum

I feel like this mutual cocksucking gif is an elegant metaphor for several communities and cow crossovers discussed on the Farms.

seeing some frail women coerced into sex and degradation by a gang of Chernobyl exposure victims should trigger something in you if you're not a lunatic.

>monsieur Bogdanoff. Game got datamined with 4k support
They datamined?
Dump ze vivian tranny translation on kiwifarms.

Jannies, perform bottom surgery on this nigga

Good job.

Did you see Barb's corpse in the window?

Tried to dox my cats but typoed the area code, accidentally dox'd an innocent family cat instead.

he really did yell at them about the nigger towers

Chris has a drivers license, a bank account, pays bills, and has been to fucking jail. But you think it's illegal for him to....live in some house because he has autism? Do YOU have autism?

IDK who this tranny is, but they look british. They deserve the death penalty.

fully semi automatic bullets that break the sound barrier by travelling five times as fast as any other bullet. they are computer guided to target the nearest black teenager who was just about to graduate high school and enter medical college. once the bullet enters their body it pulverizes their bones and shatters their internal organs

 

[GunCar Gary]

When I got the boner...I felt bad


Babe I'm neg

I'll never forget the time my dad saw I bought a vore pride flag as a joke and started having a meltdown

Someone just made fucking art of me and my mom yiffing and sent it to her

DONT FUCKING DO THIS

my dad financially cut me off because I went to a furry convention

Caden then revealed his debit card that has his fursona on it.

The fact that someone made a wojak about me getting DISOWNED is insane

Ryan's idea of women's clothing. A sweater that is 4 sizes too small for him, and which shows his gunt.

Caden later claimed that his mother and grandparents are furries.

All other twitter posts are some furfag saying "Zoos are bad" but then they shit on a plate, disgusting.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Does it even count as a dox if you use the same username on Facebook, on Twitter, and on that one 4chan thread where you degraded yourself for $50?

 

[Meat Target]

You could straight up use those in a DARE poster.

RE:

If they want to make this place the Elders of Zion-Lolcows so be it.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick's shower calls to Null are going to be drastically different after this.

ANIME SUCKS COPE AND SNEED

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

and here I was bored all day. Thank you cocaine!

 

[Kheapathic]

Pretty much. Have you ever had a cat steal and hock your stereo for drug bucks?

 

[Meat Target]

It's like I always say, if you want to be an internet famous celebrity and upset a bunch of unsocialised weirdos who know where you live, you have to start keeping your drugs hidden up inside your asshole at all times.

When will people learn?

 

[Pedophobe]

The internet is the place you go to get confirmation and affirmation of your intellectual and persuasive powers.

This is anime's fault.

It is quite based when you think about it. Glad to be a part of it.