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[William Tyndale]

Every time someone gives your post a "dumb" reaction, you know that some niggercattle out there is feeling a boundless yet impotent rage, because they feel like your speech should be suppressed, but they are powerless to do so.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I think she's more yeast than person at this point.

You would think the actual cult leader mentioned in this thread blackmailing kids would be the main focus of this thread. But it looks like retarded petty grudges take top priority.

What about stepping on dicks for money?

How else am I supposed to draw a Centaur facing forward?

You don't even know my fetishes brah. (hint: not BDSM, tho that guy's page had some neat art)

Why are you acting like @easy is forcing you to read the Million Pity thread like it's Clockwork Orange

I just learned Japanese to read kemono smut

Ya know, he just likes normal dogfucking, not cartoon dogfucking. Come on, guys.

I am going to post gore on your profile uncensored

Remember: no matter how bad it gets, at least you aren't Japanese.

Going to assume the doctor told you "buy custom furry art, as much as possible, pregnant if you can" and you followed their instructions to the letter.

If I had to fuck these mutants and kneel on buckwheat all day I wouldn't be too thrilled either

To be fair, the Japs were screwed up for at least a couple centuries prior to the steam engine. I've seen that damn picture of the octopus.

At least the "hecking valid woman" could fucking bother shaving

The way Mother 3 portrays troons is just perfect.
The first one even groomed the 12 year old protagonist in a hot tub which got him to learn "PK Love" I'm not joking.

The game does have some off-screen implied child molestation during that part.

I love New Zealanders but that country has some fucked up men.

FNAF Fandom and its consequences have been a disaster for little kids on the internet

Becoming unhinged and swearing in broken Pakistani always seems to do good work where "Tianmen Square 1989" fails

Whenever I get text message scammers, I ease into reciting the entire life story of Brianna Wu as if it were my own, including using the exact same names.

Why do trannies become ugly after transitioning?

That sofa hasn't been cleaned since the Soviets were in charge, has it? It's clearly meant to be beige but some of it is a very queasy shade of grey. People are sleeping on that shit after all the vomiting and fucking and shitting. If Putin gets his hands on it he'll catapult it into downtown Kiev and the war would be over in minutes.

I hope Nick isn’t doing his comedy routine to his fellow inmates. Especially his routines about black people.

Hahahaha what. St. Floyd died for a counterfeit $20. This fuck stole a million and got away with it.

Look at Lady Gollum's mugshot

Maybe she really can't go on living without that bent duck?

Call that fat brown retarded hacker lady, she'll get it.

"Yeah, Jesus fucked me in the ass with her dick last night"

The revolution won’t be televised, but it will be discussed on The Kiwi Farms.

Imagine crying to jannies so pathetically. Would Powdered Toast Man truly fall so low?

For some the smell of meth sweats is no substitute for the natural stench of unwashed folds and rolls.

the second he said "black guy on the cover," the story genuinely had a plot twist

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Vomitus putting his hours in, blessing the farms

 

[Tablet County]

I hope Zoomers string this guy behind a Fortnite battle bus.

Fortunately, in our post Covid world DMs are just the domain of Furries.

"Degenerates like you belong on a (St. Andrew's) Cross"?

Bruh, you're typing like you're drunk. Note that I am drunk while typing this and doing a better job.

I've misjudged the DSM - they basically have lolbertarianism listed as a mental disorder.

can't someone send him some dog to eat to calm him down?

 

[Jason Wynn]

please don’t try to breastfeed me!

 

[Aunt Carol]

source: i fucking love hotdogs.

Not to be like "aww poor low-effort fat tranny quarterback uwu",

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Sicko Hunter

Black people dress like homosexuals from another galaxy

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Hard Boiled 2: Handicapable

Directed by John-Brianna Woo

A remake of The Color Purple but all black people are replaced by white trannies

 

[Monolith]

Every app is a dating app if you're Indian enough.

 

[DumbDude43]

Coke is not worse than weed you degenerate piece of shit. It's a stimulant, it's good for your body.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Thanks for posting this clip. It finally gave me the push I needed to fucking kill myself

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Josh isn’t autistic, he’s just a little overweight.

 

[Harm]

Did this nigger's wife really get the Arizona Tea can tree tattooed on her titties?

Since then, he has signed himself into Drugz-be-gon -- a notable seven day combined detox and rehabilitation facility aimed specifically at the recipients of trust funders, so there are no poors to tempt my client into relapse.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The look on his face says "This is gonna be on Kiwi Farms forever"

I like his autist fervor. Sometimes I just want an autist guy to explain things in painful detail.

I refuse to believe that these are real and would not like to see any proof to the contrary.

It's one of those troon unicorns I keep hearing about. You know, the one who knows what an iron is.
Seriously, I think this is the first one I've ever seen that didn't still have the fold lines on their cheapass costume.

On the left, serial killer eyes. On the right, empty pornsick eyes.

He looks like he gets off to the idea of bashing people's brains in with hammers.

Demigirl always means they’re a fuckin ugly fat woman or a fat ugly man.

he didn't even bother IDing or differentiating in any way those "3 cheeses" he stacked a leafpile of... there's just 3 of them, that's all. cheeses 1-3. perfectly in keeping with @Null 's ameriburger cheese opinions

you are an infertile strip of turkey jerky

Of course he's a 38 year old diaperfur

Jack's palate has never developed past that deprived and yet somehow still tubby 11 year old. He's the lard-laden Peter Pan of internet cookery.

What you are seeing is retards congregating together to argue in the most retarded way about things that are retarded

“Hello trannies…. I am a real life true and honest woman lesbian, definitely not also trans, and definitely not a corrective rape fetishist. Please describe in gruesome detail how a cis lesbian should suck girl dick so that it is pleasurable and affirming to her transwoman master. I will not be touching myself to your descriptions of lesbians worshipping penis.”

Just call them niggers. Quit being faggot redditors about what euphemism to use.

paid $300 for a meat slicer but he put 1/4" cheese 'slices' in his 'sandwich' that didn't melt properly, great

 

[Blackhole]

LA LA ALA LA IF I PRETEND FLORIDA ISN'T REAL IT WILL GO AWAY

Listen I've been boofing shrooms dusted with fent and coke for half a decade and I'm doing just fine, incel scandiprudian

A USENET group? What fucking Usenet group was this? alt.lolcows.ha.ha.ha ?

idk man my iq felt pretty endangered when he spoke

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - Dick The Butcher, Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2

 

[CansOfCant]

The autistic audit is in and our austistically trained autist auditors have autistically audited this autist as austistically autistic.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

@Montalbane

A balding man with confidence once couped the Italian state.
Dont let your memes be dreams,make the trains run on time and run trains on bitches.

 

[Boopims]

We did it guys! KF is the MLK Jr Blvd. of the Internet!

 

[Azdy]

You are 100% correct. You can tell some group not to fuck that monkey, and they'll say, we won't. Then they fuck the monkey and you say 'that's bad'. Then the more you say it's bad the more they'll fuck the mon6ney. I did shit the thread up and will stop.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

CatDog was dead to me after someone in sixth grade asked me how they pooped.

and thats why you don't fuck with an upper caste indians shitting bucket

If you don't want to be called the literal spawn (or rather, pawn) of Satan, the least you can do is clean up your act and repent.

‘Trains not Trans, Trains not Trans, Trains not Trans’