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[Abimelech]

Your pathological fixation on Catholics led you to become obsessed with me and trawl through my profile. It isn't my fault you have such deep-seated issues.
Enjoy your incoming pink triangle, stalker.

 

[Tablet County]

This went into someone's ass

We are using the power of government to shitpost to new heights.

One day you're making fun of the farms for losing an appeal, the next kiwis are crowd sourcing bodycam footage of your crack shack. Life comes at ya fast.

How does one turn "an entire apple pie vomited onto the hallway floor" into a xenforo style sheet?

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

This is, by far, the nicest hate site on the Internet.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

This is, by far, the nicest hate site on the Internet.

edit: ninja'd ffs...

 

[IamnottheNSA]

It's feeling like a carnival atmosphere, but a carnival where every attraction is piles of roadkill, photos of car crash victims, or candid pictures of your parents having sex and doing drugs.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Balldo Man
Balldo Man
Can he do what a human can?
No he can't!
He's a dude
Who can't even feed his children food!
OH YEEEEEEAH THE AMAZING BALLDO MAN!

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

It’s be real funny if Spicer, Minnesota suddenly saw a high concentration of MatI and Metokur viewers.

I hope he gets raped by a pack of Democrat voters.

It is always drugs and deviant sex.

SEAN YOU MUST FOLLOW NICK REKIETA INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE!!! YOU DISHONEST SHYSTER!!!

It's just temporary, like when a bullet-shaped sex toy transforms the testicles into a penetrative member like a phallus.

Watching new threads getting added to the subforum is beautiful. It's like watching the birth of a new universe.

"And on the third day, Null moved the Lawtube general to the Balldoverse, and he saw that it was good."

someone send this fucker a constitutionally valid medallion

Legal mindset: "The fact that Aaron can't make his wife cum is now a fact on the record that police had to analyze."

If anything we were too reserved in our analysis.

Bless the people who gave a shit.

Example of how to grab livesteams before they're deleted/private'd videos for people with yt-dlp.
This will record the stream from its start and if the stream hasn't started yet it will wait until it has.

yt-dlp.exe –-live-from-start --wait-for-video 60 replace-this-with-video-url

Maybe I'm the type to jump to conclusions, but "ratted out" isn't a term that I associate with the innocent party.

as soon as i come to type that Legal Mindset is redeemed, he starts taking about anime waifu...

“I don’t think she was paid in currency, I think she was paid in cocaine and cock”

On my lunch break. What did I miss ..... Oh ............ Oh .. .. . Damn.

Can the ceiling cats be called as a witness?
Yes.

Silly statist, kids are for labor.

Legal Mindset says he would like to talk to Josh Moon.

I can see some vagina liquor on that warrant

Kill Dax. Behead Dax. Roundhouse kick Dax into the concrete. Slam dunk Dax into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Dax. Defecate in Dax’s food. Launch Dax into the sun. Stir fry Dax in a wok. Toss Dax into active volcanoes. Urinate into Dax’s gas tank. Judo throw Dax into a wood chipper. Twist Dax’s head off. Report Dax to the IRS. Karate chop Dax in half. Curb stomp Dax. Trap Dax in quicksand. Crush Dax in the trash compactor. Liquefy Dax in a vat of acid. Eat Dax. Dissect Dax. Exterminate Dax in the gas chamber. Stomp Dax’s skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Dax in the oven. Lobotomize Dax. Mandatory abortions for Dax. Grind Dax in the garbage disposal. Drown Dax in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Dax with a ray gun. Kick Dax down the stairs. Feed Dax to alligators. Slice Dax with a katana.

This nigger can't read lmao. "Son-i-chi?" Nigger that's a "u."

(And for fucks sake don't talk about the Judges Pussy!)

 

[Meat Target]

Would a heterosexual man EVER do anything like this?

 

[Chongqing]

You need to watch more body cam videos or something.sh

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Assassinate the pope?

 

[GettrGriftr]

"Killing yourself isn't difficult, even if you're Dutch."

@Null -- MATI, May 28, 2024

Pure kino

 

[feral cat #6385]

He should act on them. They're good thoughts.

Hopefully the cops managed to confiscate all the guns. It's always more exciting when they have to go all hardcore at each other using Kitchen supplies

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick if you read this, FEED YOUR KIDS you sack of shit.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Anna would make an update video after eating one of Cobes' lovely food hacks, which she describes as having "burning diarrhea" but it felt good at the same time.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

"The warrant is unattackable. We can't do anything."

All these lawtube grifters are getting their content from Kiwi Farms, but like Sauron, they are afraid to speak his name.

One day you're making fun of the farms for losing an appeal, the next kiwis are crowd sourcing bodycam footage of your crack shack. Life comes at ya fast.

Nobody fucking wakes up one day and accidentally does cocaine for months.

My mind is blown that Nick could have such a spectacle of a downfall; he was one of the many reasons I recently applied for law school. I do look forward to what else this site holds.

 

[LurkTrawl]

If being a libertarian means I can seduce your grandmother anytime I want, then count me in.

 

[Seychelle Pennyfeather]

There once was a nigger named Bix
He could only talk about dicks
Stripped himself Nood
Got a bad attitude
And then the cops sat on his neck

@Dupree

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Let's say there is a universe where buttsex results in babymaking, egg attaches to intestinal wall, gestates, balloons up, and comes out the asshole.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Null said:

This guy is trying to become, like, the Gordon Ramsay of heroin.

 

[Tablet County]

The RATS are coming from inside his balls!

I think there are some things people are forgetting:

1. Female cop
2. Gun drawn
3. Female cop gun drawn
4. Andtahdosedd
5. White female cop
6. Oh God
7. Female cop, female, female shit should
8. Female cop gun drawn already female female female female
9. How messed up is Kandiyohi, Minnesota
10. Feds would've shot dog

A good nanny is ETHNIC AND FAT AND DOESN'T FIGHT THE QUEEN