random_text.txt

[demicolon]

"If you don't start obeying me, I'm gonna get gay. And you have no idea how gay I can be!"

"Sonic was never good." Kill yourself fat faggot.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Misty called the police on a groundhog.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I guess every real pirate ship would need a communal fuck toy.

New quantum computer smashes 'quantum supremacy' record by a factor of 100 — and it consumes 30,000 times less power

think of how many AI anime titties we could generate

You're a fat fuck. You've always been a fat fuck. How can she physically hurt you? You're twice her size. Does she punch you? Nigger your lard is like kevlar. Does she twist your dick? Nigger she can't find your dick. Fuck out of here with that bullshit.

This thing reads like something a /pol/ user would come up with if you put them on the spot. I just wouldn't believe it if there wasn't that video.

There is no "top 10%" of pajeets.
They're all subhumans, some are just better than tricking others into submission.

Kiwifarms is Germany of the internet. May God have mercy on us.

Sometimes, I wonder why I visit this thread. All it does is make me sad.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

One night after dilation I started to bleed pretty heavily, and after that I started to pass gas through my vagina. Shortly after my discharge started to change color and what do you know-I have feces coming from my vagina. This was a lot to handle, mentally and physically.

 

[GunCar Gary]

[Warning: A man dies in this video]

 

[Poonocchio]

Can't think of anything sexier than a rotting tube of flesh detaching up the arse.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Using your imagination as you stare bewildered at moon runes is better than wokealizer propaganda.

a murder that identifies as a robbery

I'm trying my level best to avoid even a glimpse of the text. Put it under spoilers because the last time I read their "opinions" I had to sit down and stare at a wall, hypnotizing myself to forget whatever the fuck it was they wrote.

It took me twenty minutes. It was that bad.

 

[Thé au lait]

unlike White Tails I'm not gonna eat Raccoons

Patrick doesn't have blinders on. He's playing 1.7 D chess here which is better than 12 D chess

 

[Random Internet Person]

. We go from a washed up channel awesome wine mom into how to talk about raping black men in correct Japanese in 3 posts.

Fucking incredible frens.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thanks for the feedback, I will use it to make better posts in the future

 

[grenouille crétine]

Doctor doctor, gimme the news!

One of my medical records, from when I was shitting large amounts of blood, just said "Patient Denies Anal Sex"

He’s got a bad case of blood poopoo.

 

[Chinwaa]

Is this fucker asking Comcast to Dox me?

 

[retard strength II]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's ok though; she was just a clump of keyboard and modem.

 

[Freelance Police]

FiM ponies are the definition of perfection. They have the perfect proportions. They are a gift from Holy (God's real name), they are perfection. They look like the best creatures to ever exist. Everything about them from their immaculate physicality to their (mostly) lack of violence is beautiful. It is so beautiful and mind-boggling. It is perfection.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I mean... yes, that is indeed very sexually attractive, and somewhat romantically attractive even though I love Rainbow Dash, not Twilight. Everything about the FiM pony form is beautiful. And so are their personalities.

 

[Syzyg]

One of my medical records, from when I was shitting large amounts of blood, just said "Patient Denies Anal Sex"

I could fuck your mouth, myself, and just pretend it's someone else, but I don't think I'd have the energy.

I've heard that manmouth is better. Is that true?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Null has a special mutation that lets his brain turn witnessed degeneracy into pure rage directly.

Yeah, because people have definitely went "I know exactly what's missing from this burger. It needs something that tastes like a mix between eating dirt and eating spoiled meat. It would be so much better if there was a tomato on it."

No. Tomatoes fucking suck. Raw tomatos are not suppose to be eaten and if you enjoy the taste of raw tomato you are a sociopath. They are the worst nightshade and people ought to go back to believing they are poisonous so I never have to see tomatos ruining food again. They are the Reddit vegetable.

and that video has me convinced that twinkies are so self stable and immune to going off that we should scrap the idea of high tech stasis pods for long distance space travel and instead encase the crew in giant twinkies. It would keep them fresh and provide something to eat when they arrived at their new planet

Also strangers are really quick to open up to me about their troubles because I look like Jesus, it's actually really annoying

>Nigerian born Chicago raised

The Kwisatz Haderach of niggers.

based food niggers in the bayou

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Big tits save you from WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?

She posted baby guro hentai.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

I mean... yes, that is indeed very sexually attractive, and somewhat romantically attractive even though I love Rainbow Dash, not Twilight. Everything about the FiM pony form is beautiful. And so are their personalities.