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[Fake Steve Franssen]

How many times do you need to be sodomized for your anus to prolapse?

 

[Dr. Butt]

my biggest regret is not saving the total bee death videos

 

[Pedophobe]

Every thread ever is people talking as if they know what they're talking about.

It would be sad if it weren't so funny

That's the fattest thing I've ever read.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

This guy probably thinks a thunderfighter is what farts in his wife's vagina.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

Women fly using their massive ears as propulsion, look up Amelia Earhart

 

[DickMain]

EVS says that Nick told him that the police touched his daughter's hair with cocaine on their gloves and that is why his daughter tested positive.

 

[Meat Target]

I have no idea what that niggerbabble is even supposed to mean.

 

[Tablet County]

He has a gay porn doppelganger and gets extremely upset whenever people bring it up.

this is just some black man powdering his face to look white and pretending he's a schoolboy because he's weird

I was going to give you a top had but you reminded me of how much british accents hurt my ears so all I can do is agree.

Naziphobic? He must secretly want to be gangbanged by Aryan chuds.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

On a serious note fuck this guy.

As we used to say in the old days, "Fake and Gay".

 

[Not a bee]

"I'm watching a fat Canadian wipe the sweat off her ample face. Why is this my life? Has God forsaken me?" - @often puzzled
Comment here

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

No punk ass chemical reaction is telling a real nigga what to do.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't care if you're a midget, you don't deserve to be near her and her stank.

 

[Poonocchio]

She likes the babblers, which is wild because even if she didn’t look like a meatball dropped in a house full of cats, they’d be the worst pair of tits I’ve ever had the misfortune of viewing.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I foresee a spectacular revengefuck in your future. Or rape charges. Either's good.

 

[supremeautismo]

Imagine putting your nudes online and them being so bad no one clicks like. LMAO! Damn that pussy NOT nice!

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

big bad hot dog doxer

 

[George Lucas]

"addicted to porn" might mean like beating it once or twice a month to some loopy Christian fundie wife, or he could be a full blown SomethingAwful goon hooking himself and the family dog up to some shop vac contraption.

 

[glass_houses]

"I'm going to take this medication to get rid of my parasite infection."

"But won't that be really hard on the parasites???"

 

[Turkroach Couple]

New faggot-bullying thread opened, lads, get in here.

"other kin support?" I'm not paying your brother's child support for him OP. I don't care how much you claim to be a cat or have cats in your family. I have no money.

There are kiwifarmers who want to fuck kamala harris

I would gladly contribute to a fund dedicated to sending the author of this slop to see the Titanic on one of those imploding submarines.

Don't worry Steven you will always be a woman in my eyes A very fat very ugly soy filled woman. Which is why I doxxed your house and your full name.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Mother fuckers couldn't even be bothered to change the print settings from Draft to Fine.

Asians generally just want to make money, spend money on fancy and quality goods, and keep to themselves just bing chilling or whatever. And yeah, they are weird in many regards but they keep that shit in Chinatown where it belongs.

The entire point of this shit is to get people to fedpost and yet I still want to fedpost.

I love the cheering for the dog. I'd do the same thing.
Good dog.

"I am a wizard I have magnets."

(isn't seeing a 3 year old saying "nigga" repeatedly just wonderful?)

I like that the little Asian kid looks like he’s thinking “this is fucking retarded.”

You will never be Guts

He has an annoying and retarded habit of using the same post titles for different posts, and is Brazilian. These facts might be unconnected, but further research is required.

Can you get herpes from cannibalism?

You aren't fighting back with your Stargate PS90 and ghetto glock in a actual war, you're xeeting with your toilet on a daily basis. And losing.