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[Dr. Butt]

Deranged thoughts from the ailing mind of a communist tranny incel weeb

"Kiwi Farms".

 

[Dr. Butt]

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[Neighborhood Janny]

the absolute state of some of you niggas, lmao

When's the front page feature

 

[ScooterL]

Urinal cakes are not used for wiping. How I have not gotten an infection is beyond me

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Can't rape the begging, little guy. You can call me "Daddy" now."

There are 3 genders male female and fat.

Remember, he only mentioned his daughter unprompted to wish her great sex and many abortions.
That doesn't bode well, to say the least.

The man's so fat they'll have to send his corpulent ass to the electric sofa.

He is in fact that stupid.

Newton is what happens when the insane schizos ramblings about new ways of doing physics or whatever turn out to be correct.

"How do you find the area under a curve? It's calculus, little nigger!" - Isaac Newton

So long as he leaves his family, Null, and the Farms alone, I quite enjoy watching him stumble through life.

I double-checked to see whether I was fooled by French propaganda

 

[Smokeski]

I am NOT a guy. Faggot is a term for a GAY GUY. Google it.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Good thing Louisiana isn't real.

AYE YO DIS CRACKA WEARING A DIAPER JUMP HIM

 

[Tingle]

So it was like if they hung a green hanky out of their left sided back pocket they were into like fisting and Legend of Zelda or whatever the fuck.

 

[Stan]

I want to classify him as a lolcow not a potential insurrectionist

 

[Black Man Underwear]

大炕 (This is a unique type of bed in China, made of bricks and hollow inside.

My father is a collector of these movies. He would spare no effort and money to collect Snuff Film, Cult Film, and Ponr, but he is not a competent collector. All of these movies are now lost
my home has several cabinets for collecting these movies. When my father goes on a business trip, I watch these movies, which have had a huge impact on my soul as my enlightenment education

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Your honor, my client was a victim of a racist hate crime and his father was lynched by the KKK. He couldn't help himself he had to rape the white woman."

A drug marketplace (for example) isn't going to have ads shilling CP because why the fuck would it. "Oh, you're here to buy Molly? Would you care for Molly, aged 4?".

"I have decades of experience identifying planes in the sky"

Redditors fueling each other's paranoia to the point where they are sterilizing themselves. Good.

"Plap plap please don't get me pregnant Trumpensturmbannfuehrer"

i prefer they would kill themselves
too many bitter single women taking up living space increases rent prices.

Something something I hate fat people.

Drama, bullshit, drama, bullshit...

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So I was showing my family that yes, 'tentacle porn' is real, and...

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I should never have had sex with that ghost chicks. The hot ones are always dirty. Fuck my life.

 

[BirdUp]

Her body was like a beautiful flower and someone was pushing their dick inside it.

Clean your damn apartment, Null.

Czechs in the mail.

HEY YOU DUMB COP
DO NOT DETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
I come from a good family.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW COULD HE TAZE!? HOW COULD HE TAZE!?
BASTARD BLOODY YOU ARE BLOODY FUCKING BENCHOD BLOODY!
I AM NOT THE DRIVING YOU ARE THE DRIVING! I AM TRAVELLING SAAR!

I also want to say the word Nigger

I feel great. I will enjoy prison.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tits are awesome bro.

it's Genndy Tartovkosky you illiterate fuck.

It's Gendy Tartakovsky you dunce.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"You two look embarrassing to any cause, here's 50K to to go stand outside with some signs."

(idgaf what people say, if you take the children with you while running the AIDS roulette, you've abducted them)

 

[DickMain]

very influential in the brony community

 

[Aunt Carol]

My dog has her own little economy. Every type of treat has a value. Cheerios are pennies, animal crackers are dollars, Fruitables(basically dog fruit snacks with vegetables) are 5 dollars, carrots are 50 dollars, and so on. It can get obnoxious at times because of stubbornness induced inflation.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Nigga, you want to fuck a dinosaur.

 

[Hepativore]

The Poop dollar. Just typing those words makes me laugh. There isn’t much in this world thats funnier than watching a video of some happy civilian picking up a dollar bill, unaware that the other side of it will be stained with fecal matter.