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[Black Man Underwear]

I never can get over just how Zionist Kiwi Farms really is. Every thread you open every 3rd post is dedicated towards glorifying Jews and specifically the Zionist state. And the other two glorify either Hitler or that tv show Vikings.

 

[Magnetman]

"Is Greer explicitly telling the court literally the only evidence in this lawsuit are pictures of Hitler?!?

 

[Thé au lait]

"Hulk Hogan is more of a scientist than Bill Nye
he knew how to cycle his roids like a boss"
@Harm

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nerds cereal was discontinued two years before she was born...

"ABCs" probably refers to Alpha-Bits.

Lucky Charms are still and have always been frosted, the blue moons were added when she was seven, and there have never been blarney stones.

Dinosaur egg oatmeal was introduced when she was 10.

this is even better in context

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

This is like two faggots fighting over who's the gayest.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You pozload my neghole and you become the poop after all.

How did Satan have a kid? Serious. The Devil isn't even a ghost; he never was a mortal to begin with.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

>Be a male salmon
>Grizzly bears constantly trying to eat you when you're commuting up the waterfall to fuck
>Now humans are taking your jizz to beautify fat whores with
Such is life for Mr. Salmon

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I'm a Fed. I've been instructed by the CIA to hand out autistic and dumb stickers on unsuspecting patriots.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

This is his second announcement of a return after he tried to blame the critiscm he got on 'mass psychosis' after it was revealed that all of his videos were faked following his investigation on a gay black werewolf vampire cult.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I'm Fat Let's Party"

My secret hitler is gone

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Good news found a Bible.
Bad News it's not the leather one but is over 1005 pages.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Do not ever bother me about this issue again.

Results:
Total Stickernigger Victory​

WE DID IT REDDIT

 

[Dr. Butt]

I am not unreasonable. If you are an adult, your entitled to fuck your life up, grotesquely maim yourself or whatever you want to do.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Lmao if you want a weird autistic faggot putting chips in your dumb smooth brain so you can do the cyborg version of working at Amazon my God you are a stupid faggot.

 

[George Lucas]

I. Want you. To stop. Saying. Dox.
I don't, like, that you have to use a different word.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Also, as I mentioned before, "jeet" means victory.

 

[Day of the Cope]

So that explains the autism.

 

[Aunt Carol]

thanks and/or fuck you for showing me this

 

[Big Nasty]

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

being a schizophrenic is actually based and redpilled.

All hail Null, King of the Jews.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Stop @ing me with your sexual fantasies