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[Big Nasty]

ssssmokin (meth)

 

[CallmeCicada]

Do you think the pipebombs will work this time?

Yes but that's not remotely like this situation because Kiwi Rape Gangs are actually real.

This thread just reinforces that I'm correct to be racist

in the astronomically unlikely chance I ever meet you in person, I'm now obligated to cut your eyelids and fingers off, for honour's sake.

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/587478/

Nah, it's really not.
You probably got fucked by your dad though to end up the way you did, so I don't feel like you got anythin' over me.
I mean, that's probably what you're desperate for, right?
A few grains of pretend influence over something, anything at all.
Or to for just a moment, feel like you aren't the lowest form of human life.
Does a creature like you live under the floor of a brothel, and survive by sucking up the cum that falls between the floorboards?
I can only imagine.

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/626508/

This is how I settle.
Calling you a piece of shit is like a warm glass of milk.

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/626510/

Here is an attention seeking faggot.
He has no standard of behaviour, he'll basically say anything he thinks will get a rise.
He's probably been fucked by his dad more times than he can count (more than five), he has no ability to verbally spar, and instead just waits until he thinks you're gone to smug to himself.
His ego is made of glass, say whatever the fuck you like to him.
He probably also fucks kids, animals, and roadkill.
And his mother never loved him.
Oh, and he might be brown.

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/587514/

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Shortly after, the narrative shifted to homosexual mysticism where the universe simply bestows homosexuality to its chosen few and if you question it then you're inviting bad luck unto your house. And here we shall stay for a painfully long time.

Race isn't mentioned so we can only assume those are all white british grooming gangs.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Man, imagine being so off your rocker it's possible to get bodied in an Ao3 comment section.

It's pretty funny trying to imagine the 911 call "AUGH OI'M BEIN MUGGED UUUAAA *clips audio*"

 

[Avenue]

I have a custom trained AI for confirming poop findings.

 

[Elysian]

"third eye activation" AKA men fucking each other up the ass and ejaculating.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Trying to have dinner and your failson with permanent crying face is filming you eat for an audience of no one so he can pretend he has a job.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I gotta agree with the cum kleenex, no you ain't coming in my house.

I remeber a site called motherless, it was full of empowered young women.

Reading the thread now, gotten a few good laughs as well as involuntary flinches of disgust. You've introduced me to a whole new world of trans insanity, so thanks and/or fuck you for showing me this

I kind of like being alive, and this kind of shit doesn't just kill the retards who thought it was a good idea, it kills everyone else too.

it has the feeling of Jon Arbuckle getting a win over the USPS

"How come handicapped people drive better cars than I do and walk twice as fast as I do."

 

[The Spoils of War]

Hitler, this story is fucking awesome.

 

[Dr. Butt]

A whole nation of lolcows

"Kiwi Farms".

 

[Betonhaus]

If there's one thing the champagne socialists hate, it's inclement weather.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

In an attic somewhere there’s a painting of Sanders that just keeps getting more and more dignified.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Stebbins is incorrect.

The screenshot in the original post didn't come through, but something about screenshot of a court document containing that exact sentence is just chef's kiss.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Here is how I have mathematically proven that the head cheerleader should fuck me. If she rejects my proof, then she's a stupid cunt and I should murder her."

The dumbest cunt to ever grace A&N.

These creatures scare me. At least the IQ 79 nigs have feral cunning and tend to play to their strengths, this woman is a slow-in-the-mind intellectual.

"Hey I love playing with my off-centre peepee that starts at the base of my stomach, don't you?"

 

[JustSomeDong]

No child, it is you who will be marching to the camps in an orderly fashion! Enjoy concentration!

 

[Thé au lait]

Is Greer explicitly telling the court literally the only evidence in this lawsuit are pictures of Hitler?!?

the two biggest arguments and shit shows I have seen on this website in like 4 or 5 years of looking at it have been cheese and stickers. The userbase of the most evil forum online has the same passionate interests as a French kindergartner.

 

[DickMain]

Started yesterday. These accounts have names like niggerrapistaryan666420 and mass-rating any post autistic

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Lately I've been engaging "zunt" trolls on Palestinian cultural pages. (zionist cunt)

 

[Hitman One]

look at the usernames. It's all stuff like Shartyniggerpenis420.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Who the fuck cares about her ancient fucking miscarriages lol.