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[CallmeCicada]

This is the cartoon about incest, yes?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Well he’s certainly persistent, unfortunately for him he persists in areas where he has no talent or skill.

 

[Oliver Onions]

She then spends a few minutes looking at dildos on the Bad Dragon website while making scandalized "ACK. UGH. OHH." noises

 

[Gentlebastard]

You either die a faggot, or live long enough to see yourself die a faggot.

Vapid or not they could have done the world a better turn by placing him in a volcano

He was a pretty good comedian, from his black face comedy routine to praising a ww2 Nazi veteran who took part in a massacre of polish civilians.

Friendly reminder that Canada is such a cucked country, that the government is paying Jews, to explain anti Canadian memes for the normies.

"Anything I've achieved is because of my family"

Way to throw them under the bus like that

I look forward to him being unable to leave the house due to everyone pelting dog shit at him.

Man what is this, a thread gets featured and we can’t post totally real pictures of Trudeau with an bodacious rack anymore? CENSORSHIP!!! REEEEEEEE!

So when he says "I was unable to find good work with a paralegal degree", what he's actually saying is "I was unable to find good work with a worthless certificate from a retarded degree mill?"

I don’t know man, Norway is fucking beautiful. I saw the most picturesque 7/11s there and no litter.

Time to bring back police brutality. Not the stupid cowardly shooting-in-the-back stuff that helped give rise to BLM. I mean just a good whack with a nightstick to get the point across.

If this was the old world he would have been left out in the woods for the faeries to take.

I think the faeries would return him to the village.

Son, in my day, volcano deities demanded beautiful virgins, and if you they didn't get them they just killed everyone and waited for the next cycle of retards to worship them.
I am so sick of the radical left infiltrating my pantheon and injecting DEI hires.

You can pluck out my eyes, boil me in hot lard, flay off my skin and use it to bind a book of my sins, but PLEASE anything except the negrate stickers!

The people that drugged and robbed me, were just friendly, they did not fuck me.

If you find someone out of their depth and black out drunk, you take care of them and make them breakfast, not rape them.

I've found $50, a lucky penny, and the ark of the covenant in a car's asscrack

 

[Meat Target]

That's freestyle mumble-rap, not ancient forbidden knowledge.

Would be a shame if his heart exploded or a Grand Piano lands on his cranium.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

you don't need gayshit if one of the main plot points is rape

America is a satanic beast which devours the flesh and blood of the young. Beating heart of the anti-christ and probably also lovers with Beelzebub, Lufcifer, and Satan.

 

[Betonhaus]

You usually make better posts than this. Kill yourself.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If i were to be a pedophile, nothing will happen to me, because nothing ever happens to pedophiles,

 

[Hitman One]

No one tell Null about this. He might blow the entire legal fund.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Skibidi Toilet

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

If this was an article about a 18 or 19-year old boy having to be forced to pay child support or alimony you'd be shitting and screaming how it's fucked up that a child is forced into doing something like this and saying how it's fucked up that nobody looked into whether this teenager was taken advantage of, but because it's teenage girls being impregnated by predators that's a-okay.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

RINO Johnson owns libs by sending millions to die for Israel with facts and logic

I can't believe that you literally just claimed that Indian convenience store owners are the only thing standing between the white race and genocide.

You will never experience autism like this anywhere else.

Dopamine levels already plummeting. I need to fill the empty void with anime.

The faster you go through the "we're so over", the sooner you get to the "we're so back".

 

[Dr. Butt]

I've found $50, a lucky penny, and the ark of the covenant in a car's asscrack

 

[Law]

He's the Macbeth of talking about eating cum at this point.

 

[Betonhaus]

A black hole of respect, if you will.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Here are several ways that the spider could have responded:

• Say nothing; move on with what he was doing and continue to the next scene.
• Call the guy gay back; this is what I was expecting.
• Some sort of curse, insult, or slur.
• Violence.

 

[MoarTard]

'ostalgia 'ritic DESTROYS media literacy by doing absolutely nothing and drinking Sproke.

 

[Positron]

I could smell that she smelled differently, she chemically changed overnight.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'm going to learn wrestling to take down people giving me trash can emojis.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Suicide is a sin my nigga.
Even with a doctor's note.