random_text.txt

[CallmeCicada]

darksydephil has outlived justin trudeau

they missed out yugely on hiring someone calling themselves "Eldritch Cumslut".

 

[Thé au lait]

PETA has made allegations of sheep abuse on Kiwi farms

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

yall heard of the pedophile semen tribes in New Guinea?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I love when a situation is so bizarre you can just throw out stuff like this and it genuinely would answer more questions than it would raise.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

They should have someone on to do a doxxing workshop so they can learn how trivial this information is to find, especially when someone shares as much personal information as they do.

All he has is a life of failure and toys.

Don't be a lazy faggot. There's a thread for random_text.txt nominations.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Nigga a amendment is by default constitutional because it's in the fucking constitution

 

[AltisticRight]

"NO SANDRA! You were supposed to cook the bacon in the oven, give your dog pills and beat your retarded son! Not beat the bacon, cook the dog and drug up your kid... Sheesh i hope you never need to go to dialysis you cunt!" - West Memphis doctor Tyrone.

 

[Dr. Butt]

EDIT TO ADD: Amberlynn declares she has a

empty, lonely and filled to the brim with antibiotic-resistant superbugs.

 

[CallmeCicada]

The age of trannies is over, the time of the chud has come!

Time to bring back police brutality.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

if it wasn't for HR we'd all still be calling black people niggers. There's few bastions of sanity left in the world.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Is "deleted member" a slang term for transwoman?

 

[often puzzled]

I had an interesting experience in the days following 1/6/2021. I called upon Earl Bifrons, goetic demon number 46, and asked if he could bring me the spirit of Ashli Babbit to answer my questions. I didn't get much while I was awake, but she came back while I was sleeping with a few of the others.

As a matter of fact, it got so intense that my mom later asked me if I had been having a nightmare.
"You were screaming in your sleep, 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!'"
I said, "I tried to get answers out of the dead insurrectionists."
"Well, that was a bad idea."
Gee, thanks, Mom.

Word of advice:
If you're a transgender antifascist, don't try summoning the ghosts of Q-Anon cultists no matter how badly you want to ask them why they tried to overthrow the government.

 

[tehpope]

Instead of upcharging me 300% with a 5.5% credit card processing fee, the (lower case) jews are sending me free pizza!
This is an ancient trick documents in the Protocols of Zion where they make the goyim fat. OY VEY

 

[OvercookedBacon]

random.txt immediately, please and thank you esteemed janitors

 

[CallmeCicada]

But I thought pornography of whales was considered bestiality?

This is like Christmas for black men everywhere.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

God I hate thread, you get a loose one and try to snap it and Instead 30 feet of thread comes out and your outline is gone and you collapse into a pile of paint.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her face is the size of four normal-sized butts.

 

[Doxmatix]

Please anybody explain what American politics and hamburgers have in common?

but my biggest takeaway is...do people actually read reviews before hiring a lady of the night?

Spoken like someone who’s never had to work a hard day of gaming and operating a stream in their life

That's because in Europe, he had cats

The "horrifying" sticker isn't big enough

This is Null's fault somehow.

 

[Dr. Butt]

OnlyHamBeastFans?

Chubbychaser bros we’re eating good tonight. Not as good as our ladies though.

 

[Tzeentch]

Oh wow, cool, you killed a lowly assistant PA with chaos magic. Bravo. Clap clap clap. But have you communicated with Odin? No? Have you KILLED A GOD? That's what I thought bitch. You're not at Rudy's level, and CobraJFS wouldn't even let you shine his shoes. I bet you haven't even merged dimensions like Chris. You're pathetic. Sit the fuck down wizard boy.