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I wanted pizza instead of sandwiches one time and @dickmasterson said no.
 
These men have never been fishing. There's just a complete lack of corrupted wholesomeness here.
Has his voice gotten more homosexual?
He’s wearing a sweater without a base layer which I don’t agree with for a few reasons though this situation isn’t one of them because my body isn’t a slime mold
Short "bussin'" maybe. Retarded, fat, funcled, and unbothered by soap and water.
 
Penises are great I like 'em.

Sometimes, shit like this makes me wonder if NYC *did* deserve 9/11.

Ay-yi-yi! ~rubs fat belly~

That's the most German headline I've ever seen.

I'm gonna double post because it's A&N and nobody cares.

I only hate women as a hobby.

don't worry we'll "go to mars" first, just this time instead of the jews faking it in hollywood, the jeets'll fake it in bollywood and it'll fool nobody

Honestly not sure if should rate this informative, deviant, or powerlevel.

why would you be sad about less nigger babies

Why don’t Satanist’s ever use their dark Magiks to cure their male pattern baldness?

I regret posting in this thread

Trannies are going NOWHERE.

Face fucking minorities until they puke to own the libs

Pls someone push a nuke button by a mistake

never have I ever met a polyamorist who didn't look like melted butter

A w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ nigger did it

Johnny Sins is a better man than Andrew Tate or Logan Paul.

The elites don't want you to know this, but the dollars in the strippers' butt cracks are free. You can take them home, I have $458.

The best sex toy is your hand, as nature intended.

Oh no, i stuck the cheap wifi dildo up my ass and it started to speak chinese! He;P!1111

Life in Northern Gaza is precarious enough without having to worry about AIDS.

“Sub particles might be having buttsex with other sub particles” is really the biggest cope I have seen from faggots to this day.
 
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