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"McDonalds fries could be here," he thought. "I've never been to this gas station before. McDonalds could be anywhere." The warm wind felt good against his pink shirt. "I LOVE FRIES!" he thought. His wallet swelled in his pocket and the 55 cents of diet coke circulated through his incredible veins, the best veins that nobody else has, and washed away his fear of having only one scoop. "With gold, you can go anywhere you want. Even the Whitehouse," he said to himself aloud.

I can't think of any situation in all of human history in which asking "Is your newborn a fag?" would be considered culturally competent and sensitive.

I'm always anxious so I can't get relaxed around women, so how would I stop them being skittish and defensive? Perhaps if I was always drunk?
 
Isn't running a forum awesome? Isn't having every user subscribe to instant sticker dopamine great? Look at how these stickers affect human behavior. I'm basically the Sticker Psychologist, the greatest sticker psychologist the world has ever fucking seen, and this is me introducing stimuli to see how human behavior changes.
 
Isn't running a forum awesome? Isn't having every user subscribe to instant sticker dopamine great? Look at how these stickers affect human behavior. I'm basically the Sticker Psychologist, the greatest sticker psychologist the world has ever fucking seen, and this is me introducing stimuli to see how human behavior changes.
 
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Every day for the last 12 years something like this happens, and my faith in humanity dies a little. I feel like the parents in that Furry coming out picture.

My great grandfather was a Holocaust survivor. He often talked about how the Nazis would deprive them of soda for hours, sometimes even days. It's bone chilling to think that human beings could inflict such wanton cruelty on each other.

Sexualized characters? In MY PORNOGRAPHY!?

I watch porn for the wholesome Christian values.

Guys, I need help, I can't figure out how to hate journalists any more than I do.

He looks like a goldfish with down syndrome.

let the queso hit the wall
Let the queso hit the wall
Let the queso hit the wall!
LET THE QUESO HIT THE
WAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!

Imagine you're a jeet (don't shoot yourself yet)
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.

In all fairness, shit washes off and you can drink that shame away. Russell will straight up corrode your soul.

Seriously, how hard is it to beat your kid.
 
Man emerges from 2006 persistent coma to immediately check SomethingAwful and then make Kiwifarms account in that order.

it's been current year for a long time

the enemy of my enemy isnt my friend, but he is useful for now

You think urbanists have nightmares about Henry Ford chasing them down an empty windy endless suburb?

@Temperance

I wish I could vote something islamic, horrifying, lunacy and informative

I must be retarded

Isn't running a forum awesome? Isn't having every user subscribe to instant sticker dopamine great? Look at how these stickers affect human behavior. I'm basically the Sticker Psychologist, the greatest sticker psychologist the world has ever fucking seen, and this is me introducing stimuli to see how human behavior changes.

Can I get some free dopamine??

Imagine creating a sock account to give yourself the equivalent to Reddit updoots

this is so autistic but im here for it

Sock retards give sticker autists a bad name
 
And now she's reminiscing about rapist ramen

I went to denazification therapy

That sheer seethe in your soy fueled pedophile voice warms dark crackles of my heart.

STOP NECROMANCING MY THREAD

it's not pedo behavior, it's anime behavior.

Is this how 00s emo boy band singers felt like whenever their obsessed fangirls commited self-harm over them?

ROFL I'm a shallow paper cut on a sperg's arm now

Your going to need to go a lot deeper if you want to become an amputee like those children you jerk it to.

Somehow he manages to fuck up cutting himself.

CUT MY ARM INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY HOGENDORP

under biden's economy, you had to share a cut. now with trump in office, he's going to make self-harming great again

I would be scared of "extreme consequences" but I remembered that Americans don't care about the hurt feelings of some autistic bisexual pedophile Canadian.

I love how you're basically suggesting that he should goon to slim woman anime instead of fat chick anime, when it's all just anime :story:.

I missed the part where Jesus said,
"tho shall fuck 500 pound fat chicks"

I have a fat fetish and I am as such attracted to larger female bodies. If they’re attached to anime style heads I’ll simply ignore the heads. Like putting a bag over a butterface.

Indian men can cut meat with their toenails. They have perfected the foot.

You want a girl with a dad bod.

That's homosexual as all hell.

Imagine getting PTSD from Kirby pinball music.

this has been a rather bizarre continuation of my thread with MC Shart, the underwear shitting wigger retard.

i dont melt down
i put losers in their place

I’m just going to momentum my was forward and if you trip and slam your back against the table, it’s your own fault

Go to third world shithole, get mad when internet goes out cuz someone next door ordered a McDouble, blame Null.

Null gave estrogen with cat hair to my dog.

It doesn't even look like a fight between humans. Just flesh lumps.

This site desperately needs to force the males to dox their nipples upon sign-ups. No brown nipples allowed.

I don't want to inflict on someone the job of having to review male nipples.

WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF STICKER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF STICKER CATTLE.

I only use socks to negrate myself (I have low self-esteem)
 
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